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casually chills in the abyssal plane with a daquiri

Because Germany committed a genocide.

I think they should take chromebooks out of classrooms entirely because they’re glorified tablets. Bring back having computer lab as a class so they know how to save documents to their computer and include typing lessons as well

Broke: "man of twists and turns" Woke: "complicated man" Bespoke: "turnmaxxing moid" Glorious, absolutely glorious. Homer would weep.

love how every time she’s depicted as an animal shes so FLUFFY

in what world is this subtle

i feel like people really downplay ARFID. you do realise it’s not picky eating… like people will genuinely starve themselves instead of eating food that isn’t ‘safe’.

i’m too autistic for a normal job but it’s also too late for me to Learn anything fun like music

Asked the guy at the store in Texas if he could break a dollar and give me some doubloons. He stared at me with an empty face. I said “doubloons” again. No response. I started to get angry and began screaming “DOUBLOONS” as I reached into his cash register to show him what I meant. A police officer jumped me, stuck a taser in my back, and while he was handcuffing me he told me I was being arrested for trying to steal the sacred Big Tex Tokens. When they brought me to the oversized gallows, the executioner, wearing a mascot beaver head, asked me for any last words. By the time I managed to say “dou…” he had already pulled the lever. This is the reality of being a Florida man living in Texas.

Oh my gosh when are y’all going to learn that thick water is for DISABLED folks who struggle to swallow, it’s not for y’all to buy, make fun of, and throw away after 1 taste. Thick water is expensive and the supply is VERY limited.

"violence isn't the answer" only gets said when oppressed people start fighting back, not when the oppression is happening

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

when I use "😔" this is what I want to convey

This whole thread is Europeans telling Americans "you eat this. This is traditional American food" and Americans replying "no we don't, I've never seen that in my life." Learning a lot about why Euro/American food discourse on this site is the way it is.

the most attractive thing a person can do is genuinely be funny as hell. like why r u making me giggle... i want you.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE

It's cool how Amazon knows that if you ever want to rewatch a show you actually only want to watch the last 30 seconds of credits on every single episode

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf

You're not a real bear fan. None of that is available right now. Get out there and eat the fucking glacier lillies

I don't care about Helen of Troy being black I'm trying to wrap my mind around Odysseus being from Boston