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hasi/crow ✨ 18+ ✨ baby NEED smoko
she/they Katılım Şubat 2019
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Because Germany committed a genocide.
Africa First@AfricaFirsts
Namibia 🇳🇦 is bigger than 40 African countries, but has a population of only 3 million. On weekends, towns often feel like ghost towns.
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I think they should take chromebooks out of classrooms entirely because they’re glorified tablets. Bring back having computer lab as a class so they know how to save documents to their computer and include typing lessons as well
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒@heyyitsjanea
boomer rant but first graders do not need to be taking tests on chrome books
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Broke: "man of twists and turns"
Woke: "complicated man"
Bespoke: "turnmaxxing moid"
Glorious, absolutely glorious. Homer would weep.
Magnus Pharao@MagnusPharao
I think we should all resolve to make our own personal translations at this point.
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Asked the guy at the store in Texas if he could break a dollar and give me some doubloons. He stared at me with an empty face. I said “doubloons” again. No response. I started to get angry and began screaming “DOUBLOONS” as I reached into his cash register to show him what I meant.
A police officer jumped me, stuck a taser in my back, and while he was handcuffing me he told me I was being arrested for trying to steal the sacred Big Tex Tokens.
When they brought me to the oversized gallows, the executioner, wearing a mascot beaver head, asked me for any last words. By the time I managed to say “dou…” he had already pulled the lever.
This is the reality of being a Florida man living in Texas.
just matt@questionableway
i uh, don’t think this is true
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This whole thread is Europeans telling Americans "you eat this. This is traditional American food" and Americans replying "no we don't, I've never seen that in my life." Learning a lot about why Euro/American food discourse on this site is the way it is.
swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰@potatoslav
Germany also, for some reason, sells “American hot dogs” in glass jars filled with water? not in the fridge?? i’ve literally never seen them like this in the US ever, this is a German invention.
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imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Gypsy Rose Blanchard has donated $500 to the Spirit Airlines employee who was mocked by James Charles.
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You're not a real bear fan. None of that is available right now. Get out there and eat the fucking glacier lillies
burgaology; the rise of burgerism 🍔@C_hoffmanni
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