I Am Not The Rock

@bethTmufc Alphonso Davies is a top class player. Shaw is good.

Can this silly narrative about Luke Shaw please end ? He’s absolutely class

@bethTmufc Luis Enrique is really good at managing really good players. Our squad is mid at best . . . Enrique would be clueless.

Enrique to win back to back UCL titles & then arrive in England to resurrect Manchester United and lead them back to their rightful place at the top.🙏💭

@Steven_Gadro @AbuZeenah_ Blanc managed PSG

@AbuZeenah_ Zlatan Ibrahimović  and  Laurent Blanc Are the only payer that played for the 3 team...

Guess The player ? Level __Impossible

ok this might be a terrible/great idea but… it’s the 30th anniversary of #InfiniteJest — anyone want to start a book club for it? could meet at a Long Beach coffee shop or do zoom depending on interest. if you’re even a little interested let me know / DM #DavidFosterWallace

@Cunha__utd How can I say this and @carras16 will hear me? Please stop starting Mazzaroui ahead of Dalot. Stop starting Sesko ahead of Mbeumo or Amad. Someone should help me retweet this, I want Carrick to see this 🙏

@ksiw30 It contained Arsenal tears. 😂

This drink seems to contain a lot of the second-string beverage 😅

@bethTmufc Artera will “leave” as well. He’s shown how far he can take that squad.

City will win the League & Pep will Leave ⬇️🏆 vm.tiktok.com/ZNR4TpJa9/

@Miniruks I’m so happy for Harry. He got buried by some of our most toxic “supporters” and is still standing tall. Redemption is sweet! Can’t wait for the match.

@TheYOLOArtist @bethTmufc They need a new manger at this point.

@bethTmufc Unfortunately as much as it pains me to say I think they are. I genuinely don’t know what Arsenal need anymore because they have all the ingredients they’ve always wanted & needed yet they still can’t get the job done. It’s very annoying but city will probably win now.

@bethTmufc Yep. Mikel is going to bottle it again.

@bethTmufc “How do you get to Old Trafford?”

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@Cantonadevils Well . . . with his four goals. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve said it before, when Amorim is gone. Their next target is Cunha cause he took their favorite Rashford No 10 jersey.

@UtdXclusive @FabrizioRomano Translation . . . Tuchel.

🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano on the permanent manager: "The decision is going to be on several factors. They want to play beautiful football. That's obviously a crucial part of the story. But remember this point, Premier League experience. Man United also want a manager who can have some kind of Premier League experience in order to make an instant impact. they know that they don't have so much time because the fans have been waiting for a long time to see Man United successful again. So in this case, timing is going to be important and I think Premier League experience is going to be one of the key factors in order to decide who is going to be the next Man United head coach." [@MenInBlazers]

It’s hard to believe the star striker we got from Wolves is so bad. #sarcasm #cunha #mufc

@LiamPaulCanning This is not aging well.

Best first half I've seen for a while from United. Cunha looking the part, too. Great goals from Amad and Casemiro. Cut the mistakes and this game is absolutely winnable. Come on!

@AliceTalksFooty Didn’t last long. We have to get real. Amorim is in way over his head.

Personally think that was our best first half under Amorim this season. Up there with Sunderland. The energy levels and pressing from the front three were immense. Amad & the front line were excellent bar Mbeumo missing that cross. It’s just off the ball where we look vulnerable and easy to play though. Need to watch that in 2nd half!

@DoryBeutel @LiberalsG36619 @smalls2672 Maxwell had a horse named Bubba . . . this isn’t good.

@LiberalsG36619 @smalls2672 Epstein’s brother also said he wasn’t referring to Bill Clinton. Maxwell’s horse was named Bubba, BTW.

The more I dig into these emails. The more its 100% clear, to me anyway, that atleast two countries have the president compromised.

@AliceTalksFooty Relax. ten Hag beat Liverpool. Let’s not overhype the situation. Let’s just keep it going, it’s been awhile.

We need to talk about Lammens and the impact of Man Utd's win over Liverpool! Go check it out👇🏼

@afctag @mufcytp @UnitedInFocus Guy makes a point.

@mufcytp @UnitedInFocus Imagine United thinking they’re cooking with that back three: Guéhi × Yoro × De Ligt, when they can’t even defend transitions with two centre-backs right now. You could put all three prime Maldinis in there and it still wouldn’t fix that midfield chaos.

💣🚨🚨BREAKING: Manchester United are ready to rival Liverpool for the signing of Crystal Palace captain Marc Guéhi. The Englishman has been identified as the ideal long-term replacement for Harry Maguire. [@UnitedInFocus] Imagine a back 3 of Guéhi × Yoro × De Ligt! 😱

@AOC That fake laugh after Miller’s response is the best part,

I cannot believe they aired this and made him listen to it live 😂 I am crying