Dan Flashes Pattern Designer

Three years ago, on this date, the Mustard Hot Dog shamed me in front of an entire section of fans

@ByJasonLloyd Analytically your reporting has been embarrassing for years

Analytically, this is embarrassing

@CleGuardPro @smojtv2310 @_CLEology Hes hitting under .250 with a sub .290 obp

@smojtv2310 @_CLEology No place to fit with Martinez everyday player now.

By SEP, you wonder if Ralphy, Ingle and Watson replace Rhys, Fry and Halpin on their active roster. #GuardsBall

@JohnGrad78 @Sam_Phalen And the White Sox will? Lmao aint no chance that bum ass squad even finishes .500

@Sam_Phalen Zero shot Cleveland stays this good. Zero.

The Cleveland Guardians are now on pace for 94 wins. They have more wins than the leaders of the AL West (Athletics) and NL Central (Brewers), and are tied in wins with the Dodgers. It’s going to take more than hovering a few games over .500 for the #WhiteSox to stay in it.

@CLE216SPO You're not a ball knower lmao

There was really Guardians fans on here saying the Patrick Bailey trade was a good move I’m in tears this guy is so bad

@dmthebowler @TheKennyRoda @cavs Wanna revisit this?

@TheKennyRoda @cavs He’s been awful. $50M

Evan Mobley tonight looks like he's never played basketball before in his life for the @Cavs. #LetEmKnow

@delo_nik @mlbeuphoria Whats he doing this year champ

I’d rather see Halpin play every day instead of Kwan I’d rather see Valera play every day instead of Kwan Steven Kwan has completely lost any ability to be a good major league hitter. It’s honestly sad to watch

@DreamWeave20 @eric_ikyg @OfficialNBARefs Why are you watching a sport you think is rigged? Dumbass

Donovan Mitchell complains about the refs not giving him calls the other day saying he’s gonna flop and now the refs giving him everything lmaooo

@littlejohnny47 @mvalera @JimCosta_ You sound sad

@mvalera @JimCosta_ Explain this then lmao Pistons went inside. Shot 60 shots inside the arc. Only shot 12 FT Cavs lived on perimeter with 41 threes and by comparison got 34 FT

Again, I never do this but it’s puzzling Cavs went a quarter without committing a foul Pistons went inside. Shot 60 shots inside the arc. Only shot 12 FT Cavs lived on perimeter with 41 threes and by comparison got 34 FT #DetroitBasketball

@PJPointer77 @zariqxavier @Pistons__Talk Can you advise me on the free throw disparity from game 1?

@zariqxavier @Pistons__Talk The refs were the story of this game. They handed Cleveland this game!

Easily the worst Pistons loss of the postseason, and that’s including the series they went down 3-1. Not much worked tonight on all fronts. Caris played incredible, I thought Stew was productive in his (very) limited time. Paul Reed was a great spark, and that’s about all I got. Cade had his worst game of the postseason, by a lot. Turnovers were brutal, and he couldn’t create the looks he usually likes. I continue to be puzzled by the schematic changes from the first two games. Detroit had the chance to come back home up 3-1, and now walk into LCA with a new series. This Cavs team has a new life and has found its swagger. It’s anyone’s series, but Detroit has made a winnable series something they are going to once again have to go to war for. Even if they do advance, the Knicks will be awaiting them with extended rest following their series sweep.

@soulqrn Sorry that your goat flopped. Cavs in 5

Fuck you mean how?😂😂😂😂 you’re watching HOW he elbowed his chest

@Gary_origGMW @GiftedMoney You're*

@GiftedMoney Your the only One with an issue pal not I

It’s hilarious that Dave always acts like tribalism is against AEW. There’s absolutely no tribalism against WWE or TNA or whatever. It’s always AEW who are the victims. Ricochet made an ill advised comment. He owned it. Whatever happens now happens. Samantha Irvin does not deserve the hate she’s getting by simply supporting her husband. It’s gross and disgusting. But acting like it’s just an all out assault on AEW and somehow tying it in to the Ricochet controversy is ridiculous at best

@okayfrog @dkjzisospsps Their gimmick was everyone hating them because they legitimately suck

@dkjzisospsps tbqh the broke bucks gimmick they had going on for half a year was pretty good

2025 WON Best Gimmick: 1. TONI STORM 447 2. Adam Page 62 3. El Grande Americano 59 4. Young Bucks 44 5. Joe Hendry 34 - @WONF4W

@AIRGold_ Who cares how it compares to 2019 contracts lmao. How does it compare to current contracts?

According to Dave Meltzer, Powerhouse Hobbs turned down a great offer from AEW that would've made him one of the highest paid people in wrestling! (WON)

@TheFanDomeShow @Rob_Shenanigans And you dont know ball and thats okay too

@Rob_Shenanigans These people I swear don't actually watch the browns

Andy Reid since being with the Chiefs has never won coach of the year. That reward is literally meaningless. Stop putting 2x COTY next to Kevin to make it seem like we are making some massive mistake.

@mike_wall43848 @erjmanlasvegas Then throw the ball away. Turning it over isnt your only option

@erjmanlasvegas U can literally see the awful play design no one open his receiver stop running what he is supposed to do he had about a 1 sec clean pocket to no where near 4

Ok Sanders cult, dude had 4 seconds of a clean pocket, ran out and lost the fumble. Tell me in 280 characters why the Browns are sabotaging his career

@jandbpookies @Eternal_Kernal @FOX19Joe Sorry lil cuck boy 😥

@Eternal_Kernal @FOX19Joe They weren’t classy for the shit they did, celebrating for nothing 🫩

"They better stop the game when I do something in my back end (of career). That's all I got to say about that one." Ja'Marr Chase on the referees allowing the game stoppage for the Browns to celebrate Myles Garrett's record.

@Hoobito97 @davehrus Calm down simp, ya LOST

#Browns #Steelers

@ChuckModi1 You're a weirdo lmao

Lemme get this straight. —Browns down 31-17 w/6:17 in 4th Q —Shedeur Sanders leads epic comeback —on amazing rush TD & sweet pass TD —Throws 364 yds & 4 Total TDs —And u take ball out of his hands last play? This is most Browns shit ever. Get that Black man out of Cleveland

@CityDeskNYC @npfandos You're a loser lmao

Adams dropping out isn’t surrender—it’s New York losing its last firewall against Mamdani’s activist chaos. Adams delivered: shootings down, NYCHA upgrades rolling, shelter exits surging. Mamdani? Antisemitic rallies, rent freezes that collapse housing, and a platform built on defunding cops while crime spikes. Adams kept the city functional. Mamdani’s “trust” problem? He’s backed by DSA radicals who’d turn NYC into a lab for unworkable slogans. The choice isn’t about trusting politicians—it’s survival vs. collapse. Adams exits. Mamdani’s mob moves in. Buckle up.

BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams is dropping out of the race for NYC mayor, conceding he cannot win a second term while saying neither of his leading rivals can be trusted. nytimes.com/2025/09/28/nyr…

@Ei8hthWonder Brainless Twitter account

Did Antonetti cook?