Amy Cardinale

That’s me!

Everytime I think I’m doing well I’m like not everyone goes home on their lunch break to take a pregnancy test

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Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like

And they say we don’t have a culture

My therapist told me I have an avoidant attachment style and I refuse to acknowledge it

The pope is dressed like a drug dealer from Long Island and I’m suddenly attracted to him.

So many women are going to be buying Plan B in Philly tomorrow.

I had a dream John Cena yelled at me and it was the weirdest sex dream ever.

I want to go to Olive Garden so someone else can microwave my food.

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@PhilanthropyGal Not surprising, deserved obvs I don’t need to say that ❤️

I got called a Walmart Camila Cabello and I’ve never been more complimented

Wednesday at 8PM Newyorkadelphia @KevinRyanComedy @PatBurtscher @thingsamytweets @samrubinoff @drevyanko @edmanhustle and me at @bklyncomedyclub 🔪 🎃

I wish more women would realize they don’t lose anything by calling another woman beautiful

I suddenly feel unwelcome at Target

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Tonight at @HalyardsBar we have such a special lineup for you! @yedoye_ @GlitterCheese @MikeSzar_ @thingsamytweets @CaseyMcGowann Andy Van! 830pm see you there💕

Nobody is hurting more than a grown woman with an eyebrow piercing

The world has gone mad. People are getting sicker and sicker. Focus on being grateful. Stay in the light. Be around people that lift you up. Remember you are lovable. You are perfect just the way you are. I am sending you love. 🙏🏼❤️

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