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When you take your Bank Holdiay Monday off, remember it didn't come from nowhere. It came from workers who risked everything fighting for their rights.

Our latest Party Election Broadcast cannot be shown in full on TV. But we think you should see it anyway - uncensored. youtube.com/watch?v=to4z3C…

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

An annoying irony of teaching: The most poorly behaved students often also have the best attendance.

Important to add that any voices you hear from inside Iran are “white SIM card” holders which by-pass the internet blackout for the rest of the country. These are the regime supporters and affiliates who are able to talk to western media and give a false impression there is massive support for the regime and represent about 0.05% of the country. We now enter day 41 of the shut down, unprecedented in scale and duration, violating Iranians' rights to communicate and stay informed ⬇️

The Reform Guide to Patriotism Step 1: Complain Britain is a “third world shithole” while living in the world’s 6th largest economy with free healthcare, free education, clean water and a functioning democracy. Step 2: Worship billionaires who don’t pay tax in Britain then blame immigrants on minimum wage for ruining the economy and your life. Bonus points if your hero is a crypto bro, a convicted fraudster or an American tech mogul who would never set foot within a thousand miles of your town. Step 3: Hate London with every fibre of your being despite not having visited since a school trip to the National History Museum. Call it a “foreign city” and deny it’s one of the world’s great capitals, the global centre of finance, culture, theatre, music and sport that generates a quarter of the UK’s entire GDP and quietly pays for your roads, your hospitals and your benefits. Disown it because you saw a TikTok. Step 4: Share hideously designed memes over and over again. Ideally featuring AI generated angry crowds with mashed up faces carrying upside down flags. Or barrel chested bulldogs. Step 5: Cheer every piece of bad news about your own country like you’ve won the lottery. Crime stats, NHS queues, potholes, you love it all. If it’s not true share it anyway. If something goes well pretend it didn’t happen. The only time you’re proud to be British is when you’re telling everyone how awful it is. Step 6: Discover Christianity despite not setting foot in a church since your mate’s wedding in 2014. Post about “defending Christian values” then spend the rest of the day calling strangers c*nts online. Step 7: Shout “Britain is broken” every single day while devouring GB News and trashing the BBC. Get your worldview from a channel owned by a foreign hedge fund or tax-dodging non-dom aristocrats. Step 8: Import American MAGA culture war talking points from people who couldn’t find Britain on a map and still insult your military, your cities and your food. Then call everyone else a traitor. Step 9: Obsess about boats in the Channel, the EU and the state of the entire developing world despite having practically zero personal experience of any of them. Step 10: Vote Reform, a party with no policies that benefit you or survive contact with a calculator. Then wonder why nothing changes. Bonus: Change your profile pic to a lion with a Union Jack painted on its face or a historically inaccurate crusader, misspell sovereignty in your bio and tell a stranger on the internet to “wake up” at least three times before lunch.

Para quienes sufren amnesia: hace la friolera de...2 meses, el régimen islámico de Irán asesinó a más de 40.000 personas, cuyo único delito fue protestar por la libertad.

Margaret and I wish everyone joy and peace this Easter time! "They cut me down And I leapt up high; I am the life That'll never, never die. I'll live in you If you live in me; I am the Lord Of the Dance, said He."

This obsession for American pickup trucks on UK roads is insane. Dave, you live on a fucking estate in Doncaster not on the prairies of Montana. Tax the bastards to oblivion

@Headteacherchat Been given a map and asked to visit the governors in their houses.

What is the most bizarre thing that has happened to you when conducting an interview? Mine: The candidate started to sing for no reason!

Wishing a joyful and peaceful Easter to Christians and everyone celebrating. This season reminds us of the importance of compassion, community, and service. #HappyEaster #Labour

114 years on, Belfast witnesses a full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night...a powerful tribute. #titanic #rmstitanic

Good Friday is a day of reflection, as Christians remember Christ’s sacrifice – and the values of compassion and hope that are at the heart of Easter. I wish Christians everywhere a peaceful day.

King Charles is “secretly Muslim” because he didn’t issue an Easter message? Let’s do some basic homework shall we ∙ Queen Elizabeth reigned for 68 YEARS. Number of Easter messages she gave? ONE. During Covid. In 2020. By this logic she was Muslim too? ∙ The Easter message isn’t annual. Never has been. That’s the Christmas broadcast. But outrage merchants don’t do research, they do clicks. ∙ While you were typing “secret Muslim” on your phone, Charles was literally at St Asaph Cathedral handing out Maundy Money to 154 people for outstanding Christian service. ∙ Last year he DID give an Easter message. Spoke about Jesus washing feet, Christian belief, AND acknowledged Jewish and Islamic traditions. That’s called being Head of a multi-faith Commonwealth, not a conversion certificate. ∙ The man said “Ramadan Mubarak” to the Muslim President of Nigeria at a State Banquet and suddenly he’s taken shahada? Wait till you hear what diplomacy is. ∙ You’re being farmed for engagement. GB News posts “King Charles will NOT issue Easter message” in all caps, you rage-share it, they cash the ad revenue. You’re not defending Christianity. You’re defending their business model. ∙ The real question: when did you last go to church? Because Charles was at one today. Were you?

If people are desperate for an Easter message please pop into your local church and you will hear one from an actual priest. Hope this helps.

At school we were asked to choose the greatest ruler from history. I opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

@NewbieSlt Just skimmed Communication…. Unmet…. Restorative…. Understand…. Praise…. Avoid punitive…. Support plan…. Can’t see smt anywhere in it.

Hi all, Parents, pupils and staff have all complained about the new 27 step behaviour policy. As far as SLT is concerned it is much more better than our previous 10 step plan. Staff, parents and pupils are all invited to a 5 hour explanation on Sunday morning on TEAMS. Thanks x

Undeniable evidence that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is real has been unearthed. Haters will say it's AI. #LochNessMonster

I’m delighted to announce that this morning I have joined Reform UK. Nigel Farage is a principled politician, and his team are ready for government.

@amanfromTX @AmazingSights Wait until they learn there’s no shovel behind….

@AmazingSights Get a job bonking alligators on the head with a shovel and you’ll never work a day in your life

Millions of years of evolution into a perfect predator undone by a shovel.