Tim Fancher

@DFWAirport is there any where in Terminal A where I can refill my water bottle?

When Saturday is your scheduled day to water, but there’s a “chance” of rain on Sunday, do you water on Saturday or not?

And now there appears to be a fraud @ATT @Uverse account opened in our name, and since the fraud account is past due, they won't allow us to upgrade our phones. And of course, they won't tell us anything expect "we can't help you!" What a freaking joke this company is!

Updating everyone. @ATT is the WORST company to deal with! Their customer service is a joke, and they don't really care about the customer. They just want your money! Hey @Verizon got any specials for those of us that want to switch from @ATT? Now's a great time to talk

@Jesii_ca_M It appears the study left out a word in the headlines. Study suggests "Blind" Women May Be More Attracted to Men With Bigger Bellies. There, I fixed it for you! You're welcome!

Men, are you happy now?

Hey @ATT your wireless customer service is the worst!! It's worse than @UPS and I never thought that was possible. I called in to change my wireless plan & was on the phone for over an hour and now it's all screwed up!! Thanks for nothing!!

@NWSFortWorth Welcome to Spring!

The lack of more robust lift is limiting storms from developing into anything more than scattered showers and a few storms. The atmosphere is still capable of supporting severe weather if an updraft becomes better organized, but we're currently in wait & see mode. #txwx

From the family of Lou Holtz

Election Day The day you’re glad to see a Texas Hammer lawyer ad on tv.

Can we send Congress an email asking them to list 5 things they accomplished last week?

@UberFacts All of us old guys do

The Eiffel Tower shrinks by about six inches during the winter

I wasn't able to make it to an Ash Wednesday service yesterday, but I did spend some time with Morgan Freeman, who played God, so does that count? #AshWednesday #morganfreeman #brucealmighty #Lent

he really tried

They tested it on politicians and yep, 90% seems about right

@Fact That explains a lot!

Scientists claim children inherit their intelligence from their mothers.

@Fact *career

@Fact Start working on your hobbies very early because there will very a time that you’re burnt out with your job and your hobby can become your new ca

What's one piece of advice you wish you could give to your younger self?

@Fact Not according to HR

Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a smart and healthy brain.

Why they didn’t decide to deliver the tv stand on the same truck as the tv beats me. Logic seems to be missing from their process

Ordered a new tv and tv stand from @BestBuy to be delivered. They cancelled the tv stand without letting me know. The reason was it wouldn’t fit in the couriers vehicle. Really @bestbuy? Why didn’t someone reach out to inform me? @amazon or @Walmart would have!