Tim Fowler

Topical jokes and how we wrote them | New book by two of Rory Bremner’s collaborators ift.tt/6SKwjGT

Delighted by this latest review of our book ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’ Buy here: amzn.eu/d/dxRnXXv Or here: twoidiotsandagenius.co.uk A must for all fans of @rorybremner and satire in general!

@MaryGentleHeart and I are thrilled with this 5* review from @ArianeSherine of ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’! If you’ve read it, please review it on Amazon - it really helps get our book noticed by a wider audience. ‘A must for all satire fans’ amzn.eu/d/22Jd5lp @rorybremner

@DirectLine I've been promised several call-backs from @hrnlimited to arrange a surveyor visit, none of which have happened. The most recent 24 hour window just expired. Unacceptable. 10 days since i opened the claim and I've still got a leaking roof. I'm disabled and vulnerable.

@KeithOlbermann just in case you’re having any lingering doubts that Ramaswamy isn’t basically a badly plotted dystopian novel in human form: here’s Nigel Farage writing a love letter to him: telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/08/0…

@SkyHelpTeam Hi Emma - yes: I’d seen that. My question is can I apply even though I’ve not been migrated to Universal Credit but still receive the Personal Independence Payment?

@timlibrarian Hi there! Thanks for getting in touch Tim 🙂 You can find all information on this here: bit.ly/3QIAjlu Thanks, Emma

@SkyHelpTeam Hi - I’m interested in moving on to the Sky Social broadband tariff. I receive the Personal Independence Payment and haven’t been moved onto Universal Credit yet. PIP used to be a qualifying benefit - can I still apply?

@ODEONHelp hi - I want to unfreeze or cancel my current Limitless account - can you help, please?

@TheCricketerMag Ridiculous. You can see him putting his hand under the ball after it hits the ground. Same old cheating Aussies.

GONE! Cummins removes Duckett thanks to another excellent Cameron Green catch ☝️ England 27-1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Ashes 🇦🇺

@YodelOnline one of your delivery drivers managed to leave this box upside down, damaging the contents. Pathetic.

@Morrisons ordered some raspberry turnovers in my delivery today but got apple (labelled as raspberry!). Fortunately I was able to improvise…

@Tesco complete gridlock in your Durham Gilesgate car park. You need to involve traffic police asap.

The #Top10 #Top10s of 2022 independent.co.uk/voices/top-10-…

My erudite classicist daughter tells me that the Arctic is so called because there are bears there; ‘Arktos’ being the Greek for bear. ‘Antarctic’ means ‘no bears’, she says.

@jet2tweets hi - I wrote/adapted this in honour of flying back to Newcastle from Fuerteventura tonight. Happy Christmas to you and all your lovely staff.

#breaking NASA issue collision warning for the ISS after Kane’s penalty enters orbit. #ENGFRA

@thatpenguin How did you know I just sneezed?

England playing just like Argentina. In terms of pathetically harassing the ref, that is. Boo hoo. Get over it. #AllezLesBleus