Tim Unkenholz

let's open this motherfucking pit

@BobFakeNameEsq ya but he uh did is the thing

“Biden gave us Trump 2!!” Yeah you’re a fucking moron. A child. An unserious dipshit. Please fuck off.

I have long maintained that Biden will be viewed favorably by history 1) because he was a very good president and 2) he will look even better when viewed between the disaster of 2 Trump presidencies. It’s already playing out. I will be vindicated sooner than expected ❤️

@BobFakeNameEsq you should reevaluate how long youve thought this and why

@PaulAnleitner @Dolan__Ryan hows that going?

@Dolan__Ryan Definitely an early signal at the popular level!

If you see Project Hail Mary this weekend, I hope you'll remember how I told you over 3 years ago that stuff like this was going to explode in pop culture. -From ironic cynicism to post-ironic sincerity. -Embracing the "cringe" & the celebration of the earnest "try-hard." -From deconstructing the past, to a nostalgia for some positive "vibe" we lost in the deconstruction. -The rejection of Fight Club-era nihilism. -The ability to stare at the apocalypse in front of you and be hopeful instead of a "doomer."

@PaulAnleitner @SteveSkojec i think thats the problem man. you made this about you, which is exactly why people hate cringe shit, whether it be movies or political campaigns

@SteveSkojec That’s not what I meant, but now you definitely will.

@PaulAnleitner i was gonna see this and then you posted this and now i think its gonna suck ass

“We will go down in history as the first society that wouldn’t save itself because it wasn’t cost effective.” - Kurt Vonnegut

A single tear flows from Afroman's left cheek following a verdict in favour of Mr Joseph Edgar Foreman.

*Kendrick Lamar on Arrakis* 🎵Fear, don’t kill my mind🎵

Ten years ago we had Ass, Grass, and Gas. Now we have no ass (Ozempic), no grass (climate change and also vegetables are "woke"), and no gas (Great Satan is bombing it thanks to a fake country with blackmail video evidence of American president r-wording children)

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

@OregonZoo hbd luka at dmitri

Happy purrthday Luka and Dmitri! The Amur tiger brothers are 4 today

José Andrés "drawing a hot bath" for one of these guys and cutting up carrots into the cauldron once hes in

@CincinnatiZoo hbd sugar

Please wish Happy 12th Birthday to Sugar the river otter! 🎉

bringing this back in honor of dune 3 trailer

@KailSovl ya cause it sucks?

Yall really mad about this lmao

@BritishTaiga @esjesjesj ya its really funny how youre just wrong and dumb. you're laughing about it, actually

@esjesjesj It’s funny how many people I pissed off with this comment. In your utopia, it will be a communal project to build homes. So get on it, build some homes. Show the world, you can do it.

I bet this goes so hard if you’re incredibly fucking stupid

More Brewing made an Empire Carpet beer. Do what you’d like with this info.

It came to me in a vision