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@StarTribune Fucking Democrats are stealing our tax dollars and funneling it back to themselves via 3rd world countries.

Guilty plea in largest Medicaid fraud case in state history nets probation, $2.2 million penalty startribune.com/guilty-plea-in…

@alluringmedia Democrats are awesome at economics! Also, Blue states are shedding people like crazy!

Bush destroyed Clinton's economy. Obama fixed Bush's mess. Trump destroyed Obama's economy. Biden fixed Trump’s mess and now Trump has destroyed what Biden fixed. The biggest lie that Republicans have gotten away with is that they are better for the economy.

@alluringmedia Clinton’s economy was all smoke and mirrors that came crashing down during Bush’s presidency. Cooked books and mortgage fraud.

@EmilAllie @ChockStarfish @james_xond Every inner city would turn red in one election.

@ChockStarfish @james_xond Here's one guy who wouldn't pass the test.

Unpopular opinion but the right to vote shouldn’t be automatic. It should require passing a basic test on economics, finance, history, and how laws and public policy actually work… Pass it, you vote. Fail it, you don’t.

@EmilAllie @james_xond Lulz. Minnesota’s Somali population and their 65 average IQ hit the hardest. Make Minnesota Red!

@james_xond Well that would end the republican majority

@jonfavs He’s either a literal Nazi or a full on retard. There are no other options here.

Graham Platner isn’t just our best and only chance to beat Susan Collins, he’s a good, decent man who’s struggled and grown and is always trying to do better. I hope everyone with reservations takes a little time to get to know the real life version of him, not what the algorithm throws in our faces. Clearly, that’s what so many people in Maine have done - from all different walks of life and political persuasions.

@Spindel04 @Mappy6984 We obviously don’t see everything and she knows she’s recording, but he should tell her where he’s going. That’s not nagging, that’s just basic respect. Even if she’s the problem, he’s married to her and owes her that. Don’t want to do that, then don’t get married.

@tipsyRandy @Mappy6984 Yeah I would have to agree. Both parties appear toxic in my opinion.

What a beautiful way to live life

What if we kissed inside the Double Dare nose

@DailyMail Is she hiring?

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0

@BobFakeNameEsq So explain California….

American politics is binary. 1. You vote for Democrats 2. You don’t If you’re in Group 2, you are actively making the country worse. This is very simple. I don’t care to hear your justifications. Group 1 is morally superior to Group 2 100% of the time.

@cmonjussthetip @DrewSav And Democrats voted to confirm the conservative judges. Drew is a fucking moron.

@DrewSav She also voted to confirm Kagan, Sotomayor, and Brown-Jackson.

Susan Collins put Alito, Roberts, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh on the bench.

@DrewSav The internet is awesome. In a serious world a dude that looks like Drew would never be taken seriously. And based on this fucking retarded take, we’d all be better off if we ignored him.

@EyeOnStalk @rufuslex0602 @BillMelugin_ They’re already becoming entirely blue because the middle class is leaving in droves

@rufuslex0602 @BillMelugin_ Democrats tried and Republicans refused. Now Republicans will feel pain when California, New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, New Jersey, Virginia, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Michigan, and Minnesota become entirely blue.

NEW: SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas issues a separate concurrence agreeing with the majority 6-3 decision on racial gerrymandering, but says he would have gone further: “Today’s decision should largely put an end to this “disastrous misadventure” in voting-rights jurisprudence. As I explained more than 30 years ago, I would go further and hold that §2 of the Voting Rights Act does not regulate districting at all.  The relevant text prohibits States from imposing or applying a “voting qualification,” “prerequisite to voting,” or “standard, practice, or procedure,” in a manner that results in a denial or abridgement of the right to vote based on race.  52 U. S. C. §10301(a).  How States draw district lines does not fall within any of those three categories.   The words in §2 instead “reach only ‘enactments that regulate citizens’ access to the ballot or the processes for counting a ballot’; they ‘do not include a State’s . . . choice of one districting scheme over another.’” Therefore, no §2 challenge to districting should ever succeed.”

@EyeOnStalk @MustacheBob2 @BillMelugin_ My favorite part is you think Democrats haven’t already been full on extreme gerrymandering for decades…

@MustacheBob2 @BillMelugin_ Let him. If we eliminate the VRA, black people in most states get disenfranchised, but Democrats can probably win on the numbers (more of the big states) but they have to go all in. Full, extreme, gerrymandering. Every district looks like a hand. No mercy.

@Deee_luul @RepBrandonGill I mean, our government is riddled with low IQ thieves inside the Democrat Party so a bunch of Somalian pirates would fit right in.

@RepBrandonGill You’re only awakening what you don’t understand. These desperate campaigns won’t work. Somalis will rise to the highest positions in this country, and they will never be servants to foreign lobbying groups like AIPAC. I know that reality makes you look ridiculous… deal with it.

If Somalis “built the economy,” why are 80% still on welfare after 10 years?

@SanchezMaree @cristinagargoyL @paluchm64 @lornecolin @nicksortor Yes. Charging for a victimless crime that no one had ever been tried for is Trump’s fault.

@tipsyRandy @cristinagargoyL @paluchm64 @lornecolin @nicksortor Trump certainly made it easy enough...

BREAKING: James Comey has issued a response to a grand jury indicting him on TWO FELONIES Comey made clear he has ZERO remorse for dogwhistling his followers to kiII President Trump, and portrays himself as the victim Throw the BOOK at this piece of trash.

@cristinagargoyL @paluchm64 @lornecolin @nicksortor The Biden Administration and the entire Democrat party spent considerable time and money to get a Trump mugshot.

@paluchm64 @lornecolin @nicksortor You should see a doctor about that, maybe take up a healthier hobby.

@DefiantLs Diversity is our strength

16 people take off and don't pay a $420 bill after finishing their meals.

@KFILE So basically he was your average, everyday Democrat.

We went through 4700 of Cole Allen tweets/posts and one of the strangest things we found was he shared a lot of posts claiming the Butler assassination attempt was staged. He also repeatedly compared Trump to Hitler and urged people to buy firearms.