I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

.@chesscom In the last 6 puzzles I’ve tried, this has been the solution 4 times. In fact, I would have to say that almost 1/3 of your puzzles end this way. I am absolutely sick and tired of solving for it. PS who doesn’t open H7 as an escape hatch?

I cannot believe you paid out $3.3 million for his lack of everything.

.@Pirates It is ATOUNDING that an “elite” player can still suck SO MUCH after THREE YEARS in CF. So does HE suck? Or do the coaches suck? Or both? ✅ Both

In 1980 the US/USSR game was televised after the game was over. @ABC NEVER announced the results on air allowing viewers to be on the edge of their seats for the entire game 100% drama. Single greatest sporting event of my life.

#Olympics2026 @nbc @NBCSports Your coverage SUCKS. Again I get the time difference and events are completed prior to air and results are available online but for f*** sake do you HAVE to announce the winners of events on TV just before you televise the event?? ZERO drama.

@AppleTV @paramountplus Hi. How do I disable the “Get Peacock” ads from my Apple TV? It’s been months now. I don’t want it. I can get it cheaper through my job. I’m sick of seeing the same goddamn commercial every time I open TV+

@MLBastian @MLB The correct scoring of this double play is 8-6-2u. 8 and 6 get assists, 2 gets two put outs. Your incorrect score of 8-6-3 would give 8 an assist, 6 a put out and an assist, and 2 would only get one put out. @AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-ios_webview_news-index&rsid=mlbios.at.bat.new.implementation" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mlb.com/news/near-home…

.@MTA Overnight, when trains are 20-30 minutes apart, it is ABSURD not hold trains in stations that are large connection points between lines. Yes, most are going home but some are going to work. The additional 20 minute wait on an already long commute is not welcome.

.@MTA Happening right now Classon Ave. This is not safe and cannot be legal.

.@MTA Got an unaccompanied minor selling candy on the train (A train car 4213) That you turn a blind eye to the women illegally selling cand is one thing, now it’s just kids on their own? How is this legal on ANY level? You do get they are being exploited, right?

@Jason_Shetler I’m sure you did a tremendous amount of research and inquiry to see if maybe an assistant or a worker in the front office leaked it.

David Bednar said he found out on social media that he was traded. Neither Don Kelly or Ben Cherington informed him. Real classy organization

@Pirates Thank G-D we were able to get our hands on short stop!! I mean, we’ve only drafted, what 30 or so in the last four drafts, including TWO first rounders. I was REALLY worried about depth at that position. Enough with the position converstions. Hayes will start to hit now. 100%

We have acquired RHP Jeter Martinez from Seattle in exchange for LHP Caleb Ferguson.

@allenanalysis @MalcolmNance Holy fuck are you dumb. Is called Summer Recess and it happens, get this, every year at about this time.

🚨BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson just announced he’s shutting down the House until SEPTEMBER to block a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Let that sink in. Congress is being intentionally frozen to protect pedophiles.

The so called #FreePalestine movement has clearly become an extension of #Hamas and Islamic State Terrorism. They need to be treated as such. Right, .@AOC? @DOJ @DHSgov washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/…

.@MTA The G train that, according to the app, left Hoyt “1 minute ago” just pulled in to the station. Maybe arrival times should be based on where the trains ACTUALLY are and not where the paper schedule says they should be?

@MTA .@MTA My point being that because 6 stupid kids die doing something stupid and we’re barraged by announcements and screen ads. How many more people die every year by jumping in front of a train yet there are ZERO announcements about suicide hotlines and prevention.

@MTA 16. 17. 18. HOLY SHIT A SERVICE CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

@MTA I’ve been on a G platform for 3 minutes and I’ve heard 6, sometimes overlapping, “subway surfing” announcements. Make that 7. If only you could make service change and re-route announcements with such vigor 8. 9. In Spanish 10. 11. 6 minutes waiting

.@MLB What the hell is wrong with Gameday???? No logos. No faces. No video updates.

Threw 22 pitches in the 9th. If only you had a REAL fatigue system and ratings

@MLBTheShow #RTTS There is not a manager in the WORLD who would let a relief pitcher start the 10th if they’ve already pitched 2. But for the RTTS player’s team it’s almost a given. And this is ALWAYS the result. What you mooks don’t know about baseball is astounding.