Larry relax, I’m wax!

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Larry relax, I’m wax!

Larry relax, I’m wax!

@tomscentertooth

United States Katılım Temmuz 2023
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BUCE
BUCE@padspuds·
@CryptoMikli The reason why it makes so much is because it lives in a lower cost of living state and there’s no state tax in Florida. It’s also barely putting any money into retirement. Don’t let this post fool you.
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Mikli
Mikli@CryptoMikli·
Caleb Hammer’s audit guest reveals 911 dispatchers make $4,200 a month “I’m a 911 dispatcher. I make $28 an hour, and we’re not even considered first responders. I work at least 84 hours every two weeks. Every two weeks I get about $2,100, so that’s $4,200 a month”
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Columbo Sweets
Columbo Sweets@ColumboSweets1·
@alphafox they shortened the depth .. it's subtly and well done .. the nose looks less pronounced
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
I see absolutely no difference. 🧐
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brooke ✮ꪆ𓏲
brooke ✮ꪆ𓏲@THEB4LC0NYSCENE·
UM HELLOOOOOOO look at all this tiny old vic 😭😭😭💔🩷🩷🩷 this is so so sweet are we serious
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matt666
matt666@mattDCLXVI·
this may be the greatest takedown of americans ever filmed
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HustleBitch
HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
🚨 THE “ORGANIC CHICKEN” SCANDAL EVERYONE MISSED - WHAT 5% RETAINED WATER REALLY MEANS A viral clip is exploding after a shopper exposed a detail hidden in plain sight on almost every pack of “organic chicken”: “I just learned that organic chicken has 5% retained water.” Then she drops the bomb: “Retained water basically means it was dumped in a chlorine-filled pool so it can be preserved.” Meaning? Consumers buying chicken pay EXTRA for the “clean” “healthy” “organic” option that has been soaked in a chlorine solution before it ever hits the shelf. Then she shows the alternative: “Air-chilled - that means it’s cooled with air only… not sitting in a chemical bath.” Most people had no idea their “organic” chicken could still be processed this way and that the label doesn’t clearly say it. Did you know you were buying chicken that may have been soaked in chlorine… or is this the first time you’ve ever heard about this?
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Bill Thomas
Bill Thomas@wcwhotline9900·
Those passes used to be given out willy-nilly but because so many parents abused it ("oh yeah he totally has autism, let's skip all the lines") they've had to make a much more stringent process. I believe you have to do a video call in advance and a bunch of other stuff to get it now.
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American AF 🇺🇸
American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot·
Being too obese to wait in line for rides at Disney is CRAZY work.. Good riddance.
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Larry relax, I’m wax!
Larry relax, I’m wax!@tomscentertooth·
@DrizztDourden75 @iAnonPatriot If you have a scooter/wheel chair at Disneyland it acts as a fast pass.. they did this on purpose regardless of weight. Although I’m sure their weight 100% contributed to getting a scooter. Can’t be bothered to walk 4 miles in a day.
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Drizzt
Drizzt@DrizztDourden75·
@iAnonPatriot The worst part is I bet she knew exactly how fat she needed to be and bulked up a little right before just to make sure she qualified.
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Lisa
Lisa@jabberleeza·
@ImMeme0 I pick up my husband’s testosterone at the pharmacy and I just think, gawd I hope they don’t think I’m transitioning
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
If this isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what is. Trans woman became enraged when a pharmacist used her legal name so she felt compelled to post a comment online about shooting the person in response.
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Interesting AF
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl·
Remember to clean your clippers
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Brandon Houseworth
Brandon Houseworth@Houseworth123·
No, Adolf Hitler did not say, "Forgive your enemies." This appears to be a misattributed quote, likely stemming from online memes, jokes, or ironic twists on forgiveness themes (e.g., pairing it with Hitler's image for dark humor). There's no historical evidence or record in Hitler's speeches, writings (like Mein Kampf), or documented statements linking him to this phrase.
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Ribz of Tik Tok
Ribz of Tik Tok@ribzoftiktok·
This has to be the first time someone said “I’m going to show you how to make easy bagels” and actually meant it
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Larry relax, I’m wax!
Larry relax, I’m wax!@tomscentertooth·
@Romy_Holland I’ve traveled to Hawaii six months pregnant TWICE and was never asked for documentation. That’s not even listed as a regulation or requirement.
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Romy
Romy@Romy_Holland·
bf is more agreeable than me and it’s so interesting to watch this in action. twice now while flying i’ve had interactions like this: airline agent: it appears you’re pregnant me: that is correct agent: how many weeks? me: 24 agent: you need documentation if you’re more than 28 weeks me: i am aware, but im 24 weeks agent: do you have a note from your doctor showing that you’re only 24 weeks? me: no, because the policy is that i don’t need a note unless im 28 weeks agent: you don’t have a doctor’s note? me: no. are you saying i needed to get documentation to prove that i don’t need documentation? at this point bf (cheerful, unbothered) begins to offer up dated ultrasounds, while i am mentally 2 steps away from becoming the joker
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______
______@X7XVI_·
@PopCrave Didn’t he rape someone ? And isn’t he a racist lol
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Pop Crave
Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Morgan Wallen currently occupies 38 of the Top 50 songs on US Apple Music.
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Governor Cox
Governor Cox@GovCox·
David from Highland asks if it's racist that the Utah Jazz excludes white children from the team's scholarship program. A: It's not racist. Ryan Smith and the Jazz can do what they want with their funds. All kids should have equal opportunities, and we're proud of the Jazz.
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Governor Cox
Governor Cox@GovCox·
Let's talk, Utah! Tune in to “Let Me Speak to the Governor” now on @kslnewsradio. Call 801.575.8255 or text 57500 to submit a question.
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE EXCEPTIONS FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATS RADICAL POSITION OF LATE TERM ABORTION LIKE, AS AN EXAMPLE, IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH OR, IN CASE THERE IS ANY QUESTION, THE POSSIBILITY OF EXECUTION OF THE BABY AFTER BIRTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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WilliamO
WilliamO@Billo366x·
@JPo1369 How much do they make now and how much are they asking for?
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Jen
Jen@JPo1369·
Longshoreman’s wife speaks out about the port strike. ⬇️⬇️
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Real Trucker Jake Logan
Real Trucker Jake Logan@jakelogan·
@libsoftiktok He's part of the Mitt Romney Paul Ryan soyboy loser club. Vote him out and vote a real patriot in to govern the great state of Utah
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Utah Gov. Cox (“R”) who put his pronouns in his bio says he wants his party to win but won’t be voting for Trump.
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