Some Bloke in a Hat

If you're lost you can look and you will find me…

I just popped in to remind everyone that Sunak is a greasy shit.

@Mystificus Agreed. It’s an easy trap to fall into.

@toolegs Being passionate is good, obsessive not so much.

I see, that @PETA now says that you can't be a feminist if you drink milk, because if you're a woman, you should feel solidarity with female animals. I'm tempted to say something rude, but I won't.

@Mystificus Much as I support animal welfare, Peta can be a bit over the top.

@toolegs @peta Does it ever! 🙁

@HainsworthClara I like a good Wampyr. Not sure the Lost Boys counts though 😂

@toolegs I'm a vampire fan 🧛

Watching The Lost Boys, I’m wondering how it is there’s never been a vampire - crime - surf mashup. I’m thinking Point Break with vampires. Call it Night Surf.

@TLanokia Perfectly normal.

Can someone reassure me (48m) that its perfectly normal to collect tree seeds as an adult? It's a strange compulsion.

@Hardywolf359 You sure the one on the left isn’t David Duchovny?

Sculpture at Stillingfleet Nursery Gardens (@SLGardens) on show til the end of September. #quickbrownfox #fox #wiresculpture

@Wulf_Helm I know you are but what am I?

The thing about banter is you can take it to far. I'd never do that because I know each and everyone of you is an utter fucking prick.

This is in no way a scam.

Fuck this towel.....fuck that towel......fuck especially those towels......and fuck you 😼 #Caturday

@VimtoTime All good. Just working up the energy to go food shopping.

@andrewmeyerson @TheBMA @keepnhspublic @UniteSharon @unitetheunion @HomertonUNISON @NHSHomerton @The_TUC @metpoliceuk I’m pretty sure ripping down signs off a railing isn’t an actual criminal offence.

To the person who tore down the signs outside of our hospital at 4:15am, we have you on CCTV and the police are aware. We won’t be intimidated to stop the #DoctorsStrike and we will not rest until our patients, our colleagues, and our NHS is safe. #SOSNHS

Feels weird turning up on here now. Like going somewhere familiar, but somehow changed forever. Like the road signs are in a different language.

@VimtoTime How’s it going?

@BritainCo I saw this on Bluesky, and immediately preordered!

+ HIDDEN BRITAIN TAPES + Very excited to announce the pre-order for a 16 track tape compilation of new music inspired by the classic BBC TV film 'The Stone Tape' (1972). Ltd edition cassette features sleeve notes by writer and comedian Stewart Lee. hiddenbritain.bandcamp.com

Oh, there’s a code available for Bluesky if anyone want it.

@Lucie_Fur99 I like the old fella in the massive cap with his Jack Russell. ❤️

Does anyone else feel time shift inside your brain looking at vintage photos with pets in? Like, in the photo they're so present and relatable and unaware of their own mortality and then you check the date and realise they're long, long gone. Or is it just me?

@Look_its_Rhonda Sick day. Tell them you’ve a tragic carbuncle, that usually shuts HR up.

Do you think “I’m having an existential crisis so I can’t come in to work” falls under a sick day or a personal day? 🤔