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Private Eye gets this spot on - sad to lose Kuenssberg and Mason 😂

@JeffTorbek @eff_hey Sad but true

@eff_hey Net spend 5 years of £780m. Similar to Chelsea and ManU. Most interesting is Spurs at £680 - to face the serious prospect of relegation!

Honestly, fair play to Arsenal. It turns out that with just one billion pounds and an active, season-long rigging campaign by every referee in the league, even the wildest dreams can come true

@TRobinsonNewEra Is that literally it? I thought you said millions

Drone Footage Reveals the TRUE Size of the UTK Rally - The MSM Won't Show This! Share this far and wide! We won on May 16th! Thank you to everyone that attended, spoke and was involved in the running of this beautiful, peaceful, patriotic event! COME ON!!!!!

@hugos405 @NJK919 @ivegotSowell Swear they did the same with the replay they showed of Cucurella grapple on VdV. Looks very different from the corner flag angle

@NJK919 @ivegotSowell That was the frame they premier league used when they were showing offside as a replay.

The freeze frame of the Haaland one is mad. It’s as bad as the Spurs one a few years ago. How can that happen in a title decider? I think we know the answer…

@GoalsXtra Do clubs do that?

ℹ️ 14 hours have passed since Arsenal clinched the championship, and not a single Premier League club has released a congratulatory message.

@antmiddleton @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer

.@MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer I expect a statement from all about this arson attack (one of many) on Christians. There could have been families and children in that church or at the very least individuals preparing for a service. This is a blatant attack on native Christians and our very own culture, on our very own lands. Christians across the nation must feel extremely unsafe & petrified that this is happening on our doorstep! Awaiting patiently for your statements for such attacks that are taking place in our Christian country! (not abroad)… 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@gamray Pleasantly not seeing anything Arse related on my TL. It would hurt more if they'd won in any kind of style, in a more competitive season

This really is an awful day to be alive isn’t it

I don’t know if people understand that what the Trump regime is doing is historic. They are looting the treasury right in front of our eyes as they collapse the economy and start illegal wars of aggression. The corruption is so severe and brazen that it truly boggles the mind to take it all in.

@mrbradleyg1t @AFC_Ryyy @5leetie What was that arm waving nonsense telling the 4th official to kill the clock. Controlling, performative nonsense

@AFC_Ryyy @5leetie He was having a proper child’s tantrum at the ref in injury time when the ref added some of the wasted time on.

The ball was only in play for a total of 19 minutes in the second half

Bro you are literally in charge

Wrong way down a one way street

Nigel Farage is facing questions over Reform UK's claim that he used a fee from appearing on a TV show to buy a £1.4m home. Chief political correspondent Henry Zeffman had more details on #BBCBreakfast bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@TRobinsonNewEra "We get see everything" - he's a political journalist don't you know!

The disgraced Pakistani Muslim mayor of London, who colluded with Keir Starmer to try and tarnish our Unite The Kingdom and the West rally in every way. Also sent these mass emails to Uni students ahead of our event. We get see everything you slippery little dipshit.

@thelefttake Haha that's class, not seen before

Thinking about that time that Tommy Robinson marked the anniversary of D-Day by posting an AI image of soldiers running off of the beach and into the ocean.

Farage’s accounts challenge claim he paid for £1.4mn house with TV fee ft.trib.al/t7mG4Qo

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Robinsons why do you keep appearing on my timeline. I've said time and again ive heard enough of your moron garble. I hope you're hangover was the most anxiety youve had in a long time, prick

You was finished by a football hooligan from Luton @Keir_Starmer

@lil_doza "Bomb this fuckin town n all" - as in for Trump bomb London? 🤣 daft racists. Also is that not a terror threat?

🇬🇧 UTK rally : “We want trump ! when Trump says he’ll bomb the sh** out them, he f**** does” Imagine carrying all that hatred in you. I think muslims in the UK are the most targeted and lied upon group of people. They must be protected from these type of bloodthirsty raging incels. 📹 from thenatefriedmnshow

@jim_nauseum2 My god

And finally (definitely this time), just to show it wasn't a fluke.... Here's some more fuckin' abysmal offerings from Yaxley's previous grift-shows 👍🏼😭😭 ..... Enjoy 👍🏼

The official league account getting the survival math wrong feels like a perfect summary of the quality of the product they’ve delivered this season.