KELVINISM.ETH⛩️🐼

Be like a KID = CURIOUS + PATIENT + always TESTING the BOUNDARIES.

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Christopher Nolan movies exist -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then go home and watch Titanic and smash all night without a condom -you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert -every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores) -you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country -you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle If anyone ever complains in front of you tell them they’re an idiot :)

I asked the love of my life to be my wife. And she said yes. I found you in the most unexpected place. Not in a moment I was searching for. Not in a way I could have planned. Just somewhere along the path. Our lives crossed. And everything quietly changed. You didn’t arrive loudly. You didn’t try to be anything other than who you are. But you became everything to me. Before you I don’t think I truly understood what happiness was. I knew moments. I knew flashes. But not this. Not the kind that fades. Not the kind that comes and goes. The kind that stays. The kind that feels steady and real. The kind that makes your heart feel like it has finally come home. You gave me that. You didn’t just make me happier. You changed me. You made me softer in the ways I needed. Stronger where I was weak. More open. More present. More alive. I am not the man I am today without you. And I don’t say that lightly. Somewhere along the way. You became my peace. My balance. My reason. The center of my life. You became the part of me I didn’t know was missing. Every conversation. Every laugh. Every quiet moment. All the things that slowly became something more. All leading to the moment I realized. I never wanted a life without you in it. @calistawu, You are the love of my life. You are my heart. My soul. My safest place in this world. You are the person who showed me a kind of happiness. I didn’t know existed. And somehow out of everyone in this world. You chose me. That’s something I will never stop being grateful for. If I could live this life a thousand times over. Walk every path. Make every choice again. I would still hope every single time. That somehow it leads me back to you. And in all of this. I got to ask you to be my forever. I love you Cali. I will choose you. Every time. Always. Forever.

@ExpectedValue_ @calistawu @YQCre8 COONNGRAAATS!!

Crypto History - an animation series by @wassie Episode 1: The Origin of Wassies Sponsored by @AwakenTax

@Obesepotato_hl Wen Aster space?

Happy lighter all-time lows to all who are still holding

@AgentChud Finally I can tell girls that I am invested on apps not crypto. Crypto hasn’t been good on getting chix.

Hyperliquid and Solana are apps with a token. Ethereum is crypto. Hope this helps.

We need $COW on Hyperliquid.

@Obesepotato_hl Bottom is in!

Monad TVL - $339m Mega eth TVL - $97m discuss

“Kids I have good news. Daddy is out of Claude tokens until 3PM. He has time to play with you now.”

@kevinxu Nursing, MD, medical kind of profession. Makes money + emotionally rewarding helping people.

friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore

@Obesepotato_hl Def the first one.

Same prompt but on Gemini Which one is better?

@Obesepotato_hl Waiting for Cramer “BUY HYPERLIQUID”

Fake breakout on Hype dump it back to $30 Posting this so market gods see it and do the opposite You're welcome

Running is better when we're going somewhere together. 800km from Toulouse to Paris. One community. 10 days. Registration open. Details 👇

@juniverseNFT Gm stupid ppl

Gm screen addicted ppl 🌄

@CryptoTomYT He’s not bored no more

what happened to franklinisbored

GM I just asked my 100 y/o Armenian patient if she had Flying carpet growing up. HR is calling me now…

@LunaPrime @SteveG60117 @Gee__Gazza @OGDfarmer They can’t please everybody but at least give some “benefit” to holders. They did it multiple times before and most holders already know how it works.

yeah but then people would complain "whales get everything and small holders get nothing". I did kind of like how they did the alpha presale stuff where you got some allocation based on your CS. Holder tier based discount or smth could have been a thing but again, we don't know their profit margins so maybe this wouldn't be feasible.

I've seen all the takes from community members. From @SteveG60117 from @Gee__Gazza @OGDfarmer and others. As an azuki, an ape, a penguin, a hardcore tcg player and a web3 bozo... 1) I can say all other takes but mine are dumb unless they somehow overlap with my take 2) yes you need to make money to keep the party going 3) yes the tcg graduated from side quest to main quest as it's been said over and over that this is being seen as a hot market and a story telling device 4) it's nice that @Azuki is committed to developing ip and we'll see manga and canon anime sometime All this being said.. It's a hard balance because Web3 is an incredibly entitled space but at the same time, OG (think Azuki, or BAYC, or Pudgy Penguins vs Beanz/Elementals, MAYC, or even Lil Pudgies) nft holders are kind of supposed to be like a rewards program on crack. If the TCG is part of the more web2 side of the business, and you want to grow the IP, that's fine...you need new entries. But the web3 link-up will always be there to ask questions that should be answered. Yes @MINHxDYNASTY mentioned that when part of azuki wins nft holders win...but we could be winning more. Even Nike/Adidas/Puma/insert web2 brand here has some sort of loyalty rewards aspect (or at the very least, free shipping). Critics are right to point out that Azuki NFT holders are just here being some of the primary supporters and are seemingly getting no perks. We don't know what the cost of printing this is, or the profit margins needed. It's both true and a cop out to admit that there's likely no scenario where everybody is all happy. Give something to holders (1-2 hours exclusive sale or a discount), any non-holders could complain that "it's not fair". FCFS? Holders wonder "well what about me?". And it is valid. You both 1) want to grow the user base and 2) not forget about your OG holders. This is where thinking intelligently how how to include everybody makes sense. If you want Azuki to be the lodestar, you want to attract new people, and then convert them. Introducing people to the world of Azuki via a Manga and TCG is great, then showing why being a holder matters is the coup de grace. Seeing your IP in the game or a manga panel is a way to do this. So is rewarding holders by saying "order from us, get x as well". This TL;DR isn't meant to shit on everybody, and we'll see how the execution goes tomorrow. This is the first real "release" and hopefully it only goes up from there.

June 1983. A 28-year-old Steve Jobs walks into a design conference in Aspen, Colorado. He asks the room who owns a personal computer. Nobody raises their hand. He says “Uh-oh.” Then he spends the next 55 minutes describing the next four decades of technology. Jobs told the audience Apple’s strategy was to “put an incredibly great computer in a book that you can carry around with you, that you can learn how to use in 20 minutes… with a radio link in it so you don’t have to hook up to anything.” That’s an iPhone. In 1983. The Mac hadn’t even shipped yet. He described an MIT project that sent a camera truck down every street in Aspen, photographed every intersection, and built a virtual walkthrough on a computer screen. Google Street View launched 24 years later. He said office networking was about 5 years away and home networking 10 to 15 years out. The web went mainstream in the mid-90s, about 12 years later. Dead on. He described software being sent electronically over phone lines, with free previews and credit card payment. That’s the App Store, 25 years before it launched. He even compared it to the music industry and said software needed “the equivalent of a radio station” for free sampling. Apple built the iTunes Music Store 20 years later. The AI prediction is the one that hits different now. Near the end, Jobs talked about machines that could capture a person’s “underlying spirit” or “way of looking at the world,” so that after they died, you could ask the machine questions and maybe get answers. He said 50 to 100 years. ChatGPT arrived in about 40. The weird part is this speech was lost for nearly 30 years. The full hour-long recording only surfaced in 2012 when a blogger got a cassette tape from someone who attended the original conference. The Steve Jobs Archive didn’t release actual video footage until July 2024. His timelines were consistently too fast. He wanted the “computer in a book” within the 1980s. Apple’s first attempt was the Macintosh Portable in 1989, which weighed 16 pounds and cost $6,500. The iPad arrived in 2010, 27 years late. He guessed voice recognition was about a decade away. Siri launched in 2011, nearly 30 years later. The vision was right every time. The clock was wrong every time. Apple was doing about $1 billion a year in revenue when Jobs gave this talk, with under 5,000 employees. Today it’s worth $3.7 trillion.