Steven Mateer

@orenbj Wow!

Iconic

Cat burglar

A reading from the Book of Tarantino

yeah it’s called being catholic

Commentators repeatedly described yesterday’s Artemis splashdown as “textbook.” The flight dynamics were flawless. This shows that getting Outlook to work is literally harder than rocket science.

our good friends in space waiting to be picked up after splashdown

Sorry boss I have to mentally prepare for my close personal friends the Artemis astronauts to reenter earth’s atmosphere today **declines meeting**

They’re back! 🥳 Welcome home, Artemis II!

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

Great news, folks: a fan on @RedditHockey has solved tanking in the NHL. 😂 🍻 Read the full post here: reddit.com/r/hockey/comme…

Me at Costco.

@orenbj This game is so fun!

Added Regional Rail to NYC (Medium difficulty) metromapper.net

But California is sooo expensive Bro the weather is perfect and the michelin rated burrito spot is playing daft punk and tears for fears. Literally no better place on earth.

cat owners be like "no she loves that ripped reusable grocery bag so we have to leave it on the floor"

Nominal translunar injection burn complete. The Artemis II crew is officially on the way to the Moon. America is back in the business of sending astronauts to the Moon. This time, farther than ever before.

Canada really sent a 6’2” stay-at-home defenseman to the moon. Gotta clear the crater. Gotta get rockets deep. Gotta fly a full 685,000 miles. You just can’t teach size

Two things can be true at once: U.S. forces are performing brilliantly at the operational and tactical levels while U.S. political leaders are demonstrating remarkable incompetence and incoherence at the political and strategic levels. The latter may undo the gains of the former.

Disappointed an elected office, who should know better, would want to defund road maintenance when we can barely keep up.

After his electric performance in the World Baseball Classic (see what I did there?), it’s an honor to officially induct Ondřej Satoria as our first honorary member in the WBC wing of the Hall of Pretty Good. Satoria, an electrical engineer as well as a pretty good ballplayer, captured the hearts of baseball fans all over the world in 2023 after striking out Shohei Ohtani. He then returned to the World Baseball Classic this year and threw 4.2 shutout innings against Japan (Shohei was reportedly too scared to face him a second time). While we are not doing our typical voting style for this special honor, the HoPG’s Instagram broadcast channel voted 928 to 10 in favor of bestowing Ondřej Satoria with this special induction. Ondřej Satoria represents us all, a hardworking man who plays the beautiful game of baseball with passion and respect. It is truly an honor to induct him as our very first honorary member. It doesn’t get any more pretty good than that. 🇨🇿