Troy
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Troy
@troyblazer
Young veteran, Safety and Security Consultant, football intermediary, Writer and Public Speaker
Katılım Nisan 2022
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The fool, David Hundeyin told us China was our friend and the USA and CIA were our enemies.
But when Terrorists were killing our people it was the USA that came to our Aid..
It was the USA that sent a fact finding mission to Nigeria.
While China was busy exploiting our minerals and paying Terrorists to dislodge locals, so they could steal our minerals from our villages to China.
The same Chinese were operating toxic factories, that were killing Nigerians and cutting down trees in the south south indiscriminately.
Now, the same David Hundeyin is supporting the Terrorists regime of Iran that has been sponsoring Terrorists in Nigeria to kill our people.
Yes there are people saying David is a Messiah. Well I say:
Fuck David Hundeyin.
And if you are down with David Hundeyin, Fuck you too.

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@ParallelFacts No country negotiates with terrorists. Kpai them all; every single one of them
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@ParallelFacts It’s all over come 2027. Even the country’s resources can’t save him
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@Natti_nattion @Iam_SolomonJay Bro is getting cooked for what 80% of dudes would do 😂😂
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@Dr_Chibuike_M @instablog9ja No matter say you have doctor to your name, na you be the goat. Whatever effect it is has, it’s impotent without saliva. Dry lip to lip has no infection whatsoever to transmit. Doctor chikeobi
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@instablog9ja Stop kissing babies on their lips, you people will never hear. After doing all sorts of things with your mouth, you all go ahead to kiss babies who haven't attained adult immunity.
Stop kissing babies, you brain|ess go@ts!
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I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully.
Or so I thought.
Later that evening, I received two debit alerts. Both payments had actually gone through. So instead of paying ₦18,200, I had paid ₦36,400.
The next day, I went back to complain. They told me the accountant wasn’t on seat but that they would check and get back to me. I said, “No wahala,” and left.
One week passed. No call. No refund.
I went back again. This time, they checked properly and confirmed that yes, both payments went through. But again, the accountant was “not on seat.” I told them that this accountant’s seat must be extremely hot because the person is never there. They asked me to drop my account details for a refund. I did and left.
Fast forward to yesterday. Still no refund.
I went back to the restaurant and asked why my money hadn’t been sent. They told me I had “just missed” the accountant and that the refund would be processed shortly.
Alright.
Since I was already there, I ordered food to eat and also got takeout. After I finished, they asked how I wanted to pay—POS or transfer?
I looked at them and said, “Who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?”
The lady replied, “The accountant doesn’t need to be here for that. We can all use the POS.”
“Okay,” I said calmly. “How much is my total?”
“₦18,500.”
I smiled.
“You people are owing me ₦18,200. If you deduct it from this ₦18,500, that means I’m owing you ₦300.”
She shook her head. “We can’t deduct it like that. You have to pay in full, and the accountant will refund you later.”
I sighed. “So that means you people will arrest me, abi?”
I dramatically placed both my hands on the table and said, “Please, handcuff me.”
She tried to explain, “We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.”
I leaned forward. “Are you people owing me ₦18,200?”
“Yes.”
“And I’ve just eaten ₦18,500?”
“Yes.”
“So I’m owing ₦300. Simple maths. Case closed.”
I carried my bag and stood up.
Suddenly, one guy emerged from one corner like a movie character.
“But even if we’re to deduct it,” he said, “you’ll still have to balance ₦300.”
I turned slowly. “And you are…?”
“I’m the accountant.”
I screamed, “Ewooooo!”
So the accountant has been on seat all along?

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@KizyUzoma They should also tell their brothers to leave the east because gone are the days of no reprisal attacks. E go shock them
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This Islamist extremist T3rrorists is currently going around Igbo shops in Kano city in Kano State in Northern Nigeria, speaking about how they are going to unalive the Igbos on Friday.
Also advises his people to stay home on Friday and that they will engage in attacks on this coming Friday on Igbos in Kano.
Every Igbo people in Northern Nigeria mostly in Kano should be on Alert and share inform others.
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@KingHenri01 @xtraspiceyyy Baba strong man no dey this matter no reason am. Don’t you dare think you are above being cheated on. Kings wives dey cheat, who goes you?!
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@xtraspiceyyy She knows she married a weak man that is why she can do this
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@fimlex2 lol e go see sun light pass you joor, prison no be American film ooo. Sun go touch her very well!
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