Trucker Carlson™

We're a collective of alternate accounts that feature celebrity homophones with a transportation theme, example "Liam Nissan" because it's a Japanese car manufacturer that sounds like the real actor's name. It's a difficult game to play, that's why you see no Republicans playing.

@theliamnissan did not persuade the road to bend to his will. HE MASTERED IT. That is the #smokefleet way.

Trump is allowing 500k more Chinese students to enter America, and he's allowing the Chinese government to buy more American farm land while 46% of American farms are on the brink of foreclosure. Did you vote for this, MAGA? You did.

@SheldonMiniCoop Baked like a pie, fried like chicken!

Fried or baked?

Jesus Christ, #ImpeachTheMF #WeCantAffordTrump

Only a very small handful of people know my real identity, but if I ever get doxxed it will be glorious because I'm handsome as fuck

@Colonel_Myway @RobLoweRider Cmon good buddy

Hey friends at #smokefleet. A new song with a new genre is in production... The working title is " SMOKE FLEET FORCE".... Comment with your image if you'd like a cameo appreance... Big ❤️... This one is out of this world...

@elonmusk BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only 𝕏 is open, the other social media companies manipulate the results behind closed doors

@TheDaveGremlin @TheHondaRousey @TheRobRedFord Yeah, its all about confusing those people that can’t differentiate!

@tuckercarzon @TheHondaRousey @TheRobRedFord Followed you back Trucker, even if the actual Tucker deserves to get hit by a speeding Truck himself. 😂

Imagine how much of a loser a guy needs to be to spend 44 billion in this cesspool, only to have a voice, pay women to have his children, cheat on videogames, support a pedophile and suppress the so called freedom of speech he allegedly champions on his own platform.

@Quadcarl @elonmusk Bahahahahahahahaha

@tuckercarzon @elonmusk

True

@Devilsball @SarkastikDespe2 @RealMerylJeep @FerrarisBueller I think I need to change my shirt hah

@SarkastikDespe2 @RealMerylJeep @FerrarisBueller Trucker Carlson™ @tuckercarzon omfg!

Ok wonderful people. I need your personal ranking of the coolest #smokefléét #smokeflèèt #smokefleet nicknames, to light up my day!! And to follow them all! This is mine: 1st: Golf™ Lundgren (@SarkastikDespe2) 2nd: Meryl Jeep™ (@RealMerylJeep ) 3rd: @FerrarisBueller

Always like your own posts

@Quadcarl @elonmusk QC coming in hot to #smokefleet

@elonmusk You are your only friend.

@elonmusk Too bad… you hear what he says when you’re not in the room? LMAO

The American flag is a red flag? #smokefleet open.spotify.com/track/67djM5Yf…

@TheHondaRousey @TheRobRedFord OFC what a baby

@tuckercarzon @TheRobRedFord As if to prove the point, Elmo has marked your reply as spam… What a cunt!

@emc_mcdonald @bennyjohnson @Timcast LFG

@tuckercarzon @bennyjohnson @Timcast Let's Get Trucker Some Followers #smokefleet #FAFO Vera Va Va Vroom Vega Vroom Vroom

Good morning my muchachos, it'd be a darn shame if we tagged @bennyjohnson and @Timcast with the hashtag #PutinPaidYou all day today. Show them the money trail. #smokefleet

@RealPeterHonda Extra snozz brozz

@tuckercarzon Say you wouldn't happen to have any snozzberries?

Holy mother of god #smokefleet the follows today are too much!!! I will follow you back when I am able to follow again! Damn leon

Calling all fans of @MeidasTouch, if you create an alternate #smokefleet account you can gain thousands of followers quickly. Let's join forces my muchachos

Keep flooding the zone muchachos, they can’t keep up with #smokefleet

I will find you and I will follow you