Lisa Jackson

@ReignOfTea @Dabooka @fesshole ...why?

@Dabooka @fesshole Most shouldn't be going into careers that require degrees, though.

I dropped out of university at end of year two and lied to my parents. They still believe I'm there and are now asking when my graduation is. The moral of the confession is stay in uni.

@vicfifty @fesshole Is your ex @DarkDefiNebula ?! 🤣

@fesshole Had a gf whose love language was accusing me of cheating. I guess she thought it made me feel desirable?

Partner often suspects me of being unfaithful. Truth is, I barely have enough energy for our relationship. Let alone hide a whole other one.

@TheRivermanRuns @fesshole I used my dad's signature in the same way if I forgot to get my mum to sign something. They had nothing to compare it to.

@fesshole Within the first couple months of starting high school, one of my teachers wanted my mother to sign my homework because it was late, knowing my mother would be FURIOUS at this, I decided to forge her signature. Then realized my teacher had never seen it so I could put anything.

I once got my Nan, my guardian at the time, to sign a piece of paper telling her it was for a handwriting analysis thing for school. I then used the rest of the paper to fake a sick note for my teacher because I'd bunked off the afternoon before to get out of 'Country Dancing'.

@Shashan55941532 @fesshole For me it's miniseries. I read minisir-Es. What are min-is-er-ees ... oooooh a mini-series. 😆

@fesshole We all have that one word our brain optimized incorrectly.

I'm 35, work in tech, and only yesterday realised I've been reading "embed" as one syllable in my head. Not em-bed. Just… emmbed. I cannot be trusted.

@meatcurry @fesshole Same! And "lefty loosey, righty tighty" not sure if it's Never Eat Cake Except Small Slices And Remain Young but my brain does it anyway! 😉

@fesshole 58, I still say Never Eat Shredded Wheat in my head

I'm 34 and still don't know my right from my left. I routinely make an L shape with both hands to work out which side is left.

The CWSB says "School is considered a protective environment for most children.” Yet @ChildrenSociety household survey 2025 “highlights that school is the area of life where children and young people most commonly feel unhappy."

“Not only does the Bill create a dangerous expansion of powers to store and distribute children’s information, it involves an unprecedented shift of power from families to the state” say @ReclaimRights4C. @NoToDigitalUK

@Francis83526184 @KreekCraft Strongly disagree. The huge social aspect to Roblox was what made it.

@KreekCraft Tbh i don't think kids really care about talking in games and mostly play games

That’s a huge drop 🤯 Guessing most kids didn’t do the age check.

@GAltringham I hate you! My heart dropped.

BREAKING: Actor Paul Rudd, known for his roles in the Marvel films, I Love You Man, and Anchorman, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented person.

@JasonManford Yes. I buy things because I want them, not because I need them. Saying that I take something out and think of it as "my newish jumper" and then see a photo of me wearing it during lockdown 😆

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@fesshole Damn right!

My wife put a load of Cadbury Twirl bars in the bucket for the Halloween trick-or-treaters. I took most of them out and hid them for myself for later. The kids can have the cheap Sweet Shop Favourites crap, not the Dairy Milk chocolate.

@u_m_a_m_i It was so pretty 😔

In this case, it's a literal fucking rainbow designed into the metalwork. Even comes with a cloud. Who is the one seeing everything through the eyes of identity politics now?

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@555Debsie @fesshole I feel the same x

@fesshole With an Ex who left over 15 years ago with no forwarding address and wouldn’t recognise his own children if they walked by him (toddler & baby at time) this post breaks me

I've always thought Dads that run out on their kids are absolute scumbags. But now I'm a Dad, I totally get it.

@MrsErrington87 @fesshole My sons father decided to go from 50/50 custody to... never seeing him again. My son is now 8, and I don't think he'd recognise his father in a line-up 😔

@fesshole I take my hat off to Dads, who fight to co-parent their children after a split. The easier option would be to see them, once a week, on a Saturday. This was the arrangement when I was little. My Dad had it easy compared to my Mum, who was raising 2 & working F/T with a mortgage.

@TheTomTweets @fesshole Please point me to the origin of the kitchen sofa comments. I feel I've really missed out 🥺🙏

@fesshole Buy a kitchen sofa

My wife is flirting with a work colleague; I see all their messages in her Instagram. Hopeless! She's made it pretty clear that she's up for meeting and he's just being so indecisive. Come on Nathan, up your game. Divorce to follow.

@ronanmorel73 @realChrisBubbaC @BlackKnight10k My thoughts reading that inane comment too.

@realChrisBubbaC @BlackKnight10k I said nothing because I was not affected. Such a great success until the day...

Imagine voting for Trump because of egg prices and wanting the brown people gone and now: • your white wife got fired from her DEI position • your kids can't go to college because there's no funding • your parents can't afford their prescription drugs • eggs are $13

@fesshole Didn't you see the Maid Marian Fox in Disneys Robin Hood 🥵

As a child I was worried I may have a thing for lions when watching Nala's 'come to bed' eyes in lion king. Never pursued this thankfully.