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the saddest realization I’ve had is that I will never get the opportunity to work with me

Las Vegas - Casino Security on the LV Strip responding to a slot machine - cocktail server reports an intoxicated subject drinking from a bottle of hand sanitizer - subject told employee he “lost all his money” but is trying to “maintain his buzz”

Partnering with your work wife for the icebreaker at the offsite

Shut the hell your mouth

Hi everybody

I haven’t taken a proper shit in over a month. My gut is wrecked after a single bad day eating out. I usually fix with a 3 day water fast / cleanse / detox but I am not able to at the moment. Any suggestions?

I'm the nicest person until you fuck with me or the people I love.

sending “your turn” after every message

your edge is whatever you know that the models don't know

A rooster calmly receiving nebulizer treatment for a respiratory infection 📹kotathechicken

Marketing is easy when you build something incredible

Treat other people the way that you would like them to be treated

Codex is randomly hitting me with some ancient wisdom... for some reason.

if you scared to take a chance, how the fuck we gon get rich?

Are you tired in the morning? thats low magnesium. having trouble losing weight? low magnesium. dick doesn't get hard? Thats also low magnesium!

Not now honey I’m talking to the dog in a retarded voice

White people be like I’m using my phone on my laptop

evil drafts i have no memory of

america and israel are destroying the city and trying to harm as many citizens as possible. anyone who pitched this as freeing iran is evil