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@__Injaneb96 @DHSgov @USCIS @SecRubio If this is true, WTF!?

This woman, Zhila (Jila) Sadeghi, who is threatening President Trump on Iran’s state media, holds either a Green Card or U.S. citizenship and travels to the United States frequently. The photo on the right was taken in the U.S. at an airport. @DHSgov @USCIS @SecRubio

Nigel Farage (Reform), "it is not a big deal if the English people become a minority in their own country. Mass deportations are impossible." Rupert Lowe (Restore Britain), "it is going to be painful, but millions will have to be deported." The choice is obvious.

Our lawn guy got deported. But I was driving on the expressway and saw an old beat up truck hauling lawn care equipment with his phone number scrawled on a piece of wood on his trailer. Gave him a call. Nice, American redneck guy. And now he’s here. Taking care of the lawn. Win

This fills me with rage.

Good

The fact that two illegal aliens from China can be given a deportation order over 30 years ago and still be in our country is insane. Our enemies laugh at us for how stupid our immigration policies are.

The average American should be paying $3,000/year in taxes, total. Everything else is just straight scams and theft. BUT because only 47% of the public pays taxes, there will never be mass support for change. It's a perfect system for a pirate colony. Absolute piratemaxxing.

@BillAckman Why did it take him so long to say it?

Jamie Dimon is spot on as usual.

@BasedMikeLee 1000%

Would you support a constitutional amendment prospectively limiting birthright citizenship to children born to U.S. citizen parents?

Tough to be Irish... "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked. "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."

I don’t want these men in my country Why are they here? Why are we tolerating them? Deport them & their entire extended family

It will never not be wild to me that someone not born in this country can come here, live here, etc, and then run and be elected to public office, and then tell the country those laws are bad and they will work to change them.

Jamie Dimon: "Immigration - What the hell are we doing? The bottom 20% of our population, their wages didn't go up for 20 years. They're dying 7 years younger… Their schools don't work… [Americans] should be getting sick of it."

The same people

We should have bounties on illegals. Knock $1000 off my income tax bill for every illegal I deliver to Alligator alcatraz. 20 or more tax exempt for life

I want to apologize for not responding to any of the 22 thousand comments my last post inspired. I’ve been filming all week and just noticed my observations about Jimmy Kimmel and a former plumber named Markwayne Mullin have gone viral. I've also noticed that many of the comments are from people who genuinely seem to believe that Jimmy wasn’t belittling plumbers at all, but was instead, simply trying to point out that Mullin is not qualified to lead the DHS. Here's a small smattering... Roger Bicknell... Mikey stop. Kimmel wasn't making fun of plumbers he was making fun of Mullin. Rebecca Piatt Gonzalez... Dearest Mike, it's not anything to do with his being a plumber. It's him NOT being skilled in Homeland Security. Patrick Wise... Being a plumber qualifies you to be a plumber. Period. The issue Jimmy and the rest of us at the adult table recognize is that jobs require certain training and experience and being a plumber does not qualify you to be Sec of DHS. Had Roger, Rebecca, Patrick and all the others who rushed to Jimmy’s Kimmel’s defense actually read what I had written, they would see that I did not suggest - even remotely - that a plumber was inherently qualified to hold a cabinet position. What I said was that being a plumber should not disqualify a person from holding such a position. Big difference. Doctors, lawyers, veterinarians, fireman, and university professors are no more or less qualified to run the DHS than plumbers, electricians, or carpenters – but should they all be dismissed as “unqualified” simply because they made a living in some other vocation? As I wrote in my original post, credentials and diplomas are great ways to bolster a person’s credibility, especially if we’re talking about mastering a specific skill. I think we can all agree that plumbers, accountants, mechanics, and surgeons should all have to prove themselves competent before hanging out a shingle. But what do their credentials and diplomas have to do with their actual competency? Are we not already surrounded by a legion of perfectly qualified experts who don't know what the hell they're doing? Moreover, what do credentials and experience have to do with wisdom, honesty, common sense, integrity, courage, the ability to lead, or any other virtue we’d like to have in our elected officials? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to question Mullin’s suitability for this role. But there’s no legitimate reason to disqualify him simply because he used to be a plumber. Just as there was no legitimate reason to dismiss AOC because she used to tend bar. As for the joke itself, here’s an honest question. If Senator Mullin was a retired doctor instead of a retired plumber, do you believe he would have would made the same joke? Roger, Rebecca, Patrick...be honest. Do you really think Jimmy would have said to his audience, "So, now we have a DOCTOR in charge of protecting us from terrorism? Hey – it worked for Dr. Suess – maybe it’ll work for Markwayne!" Personally, I don't. Not in a million years. Why? Because no one would have found it funny, that’s why. Even though doctors are no more “qualified” to protect us from terrorists than plumbers are, Jimmy knows that doctors are widely respected in society, and that plumbers are not. He knows that medical degrees and doctorates are aspirational credentials, whereas plumbing certificates are not. The entire premise of his joke was based on a personal bias that he knew his audience shared – a bias that presupposes plumbers are uneducated, one-dimensional workers who never made it to college, and are therefore "unqualified" to do anything but plumb. Jimmy is entitled to his opinion, along with anyone else who believes that Mullin is unqualified to lead the DHS. The Constitution, however, says otherwise, and so does the Senate. Likewise, reasonable people can disagree as to what is funny and what isn’t. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. What I do care about, is the extraordinary shortage of plumbers and electricians our country is facing, and the longstanding stigmas and stereotypes that continue to discourage people from considering a lucrative career in the skilled trades. Jimmy’s joke – and his audience’s reaction to it – is proof positive that those stigmas and stereotypes are alive and well. PS. We have a lot of money set aside to help train the next generation of plumbers. Apply for a scholarship at mikeroweworks.org Who knows? Could be the first step on your road to President..

@JennieSTaer @MaryMargOlohan stayed in the country for 28 years after a deportation order and nobody caught it until their kids tried to blow up a military base, how many others are just quietly waiting?

And now we must await the supreme court's decision on whether their progeny are "citizens."

She's a liability for him—total whackjob.