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how does it feel, as a man, to sit on the bus with a 8mo pregnant woman standing right in front of you?

does anyone else have to make their husband shower..?

@alt1na1 My Dr just touches my belly and says nice bye, all these girls getting weights and percentiles, how?? 34w here

baby is 4 lbs 12 ounces @ 33 weeks perfect size very grateful 🐟🦍🦧💕

@chionogirl @Waffle_Mother Which one do you have? The attachment I had felt like it was ripping off my skin and got the whole room wet

@Waffle_Mother Get a bidet. You’ll thank me postpartum!

the amount of toilet paper I go through while pregnant is criminal

@MichelleKinney @Delta I hate @SouthwestAir but noticed a huge uptick in their customer service..

My husband and I have been loyal @Delta customers for over a decade. Diamond. Platinum. -- you name it. They have a lot of our money. But today we quit. Delta destroyed our property. We filed a claim. We sent every receipt, every photo, every document they demanded. We waited, were strung along. It's all a game. Then came the letter. It said our evidence — the evidence *they asked for* — "casts doubt." So we were told, in legalese, to fck off. Let's be clear about what this is: Delta broke our property. Delta made us chase them. Delta strung us along to waste our time, and our money. Because Delta does not give a single fck. This is what this country has come to. Greed disguised as loyalty programs, while charging us for the privilege of being a "valued customer." While they laugh at us and their executives receive hundreds of millions in bonuses at our expense. Figure out whose business you actually want, @Delta. Because you just made that decision for us.

my neighbor letting her dogs bark like psychos all day outside is so ghetto

STOP BUYING ME SHIT THAT ISNT ON THE REGISTRY I MADE IT FOR A REASON

@chionogirl Is it bad if I’m giving 3rd child energy to my 1st child? 34w currently

First child: here’s a seasonally themed sensory bin to explore Third child: clean the dryer lint trap. It’s okay if you eat a little

$500 to a hacker that can get a competitors book of business, lmk

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

Someone should make a TikTok of a person looking at a post online that says my small White Chihuahua is missing, Then they get up and panic and run through the house to make sure their dog is still there and it shows the dog and it’s a big, fluffy black lab. I do this every day

so is this how 3rd trimester is going to go? unable to breathe and temperature regulate?

@Demo4fhs this tweet probably goes hard for retards

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.

A pregnant stray dog was rescued by the Kentucky Humane Society, where they helped her gave birth. she could be happier

@MerriamWebster Mantinence

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@GregorioSh64773 Yeah it’s like $500 a person

Listen up, Florida people! I wanted to share this pearl of information. There's a ferry that will take you from Fort Lauderdale to Bimini, Bahamas, in just two hours! Fresh seafood, beautiful blue waters, and amazing vibes! Let’s go!

@ColdStone do you use off brand reeces

@TheGeorgePu Safest job in tech? They’ve had mass layoffs multiple times a year for the last 5 years

9,000 Microsoft employees got an email at lunch today. Take the money. Go home. The safest job in tech. Gone in an afternoon. Nobody called it a firing. They called it a retirement gift. This is 2026.

the kids are now using body makeup omg I cannot keep up

@lamolaner I expect this treatment when my husband gets back from 2 weeks in Australia when I’ve been home alone 8mo pregnant

El lenguaje del amor es lo más bonito que hay