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@preston_holland What a bargain!

A smoking Empty Leg. New York City to Naples, Florida Tomorrow Anytime Citation Excel (Seats 8) $5,000 Get to the beach!!

@tpvsean Can someone dispatch her already?

Ellen DeGeneres is “going blind” after being diagnosed kuru - the disease linked to cannibalism. Following the Epstein files release, which implicate her in the consumption of child flesh, Ellen has gone into hiding and is displaying erratic behavior. thepeoplesvoice.tv/ellen-degenere…

@astro_reid @Astro_Christina Apple is definitely using this clip in September.

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

I think lip filler is great It signals which girls are turbo retarded

POV: You go to church after 2 years The pastor: "The devil is among us today" Me:

Blue Camo MH-60 Blackhawk 160th SOAR "NIGHT STALKERS"

@LN2_R0gue Makes sense!

@voidedkev Led lights for night. There aren't any streetlights in the middle of nowhere

22 hours 38 minutes The fastest crossing of the country ever has been made in a CT4-V Blackwing Jacksonville > San Diego

When nerds call the F-16 a “Fighting Falcon”

@TBM945DM @bagshaw2112 This is the answer.

@bagshaw2112 Fuel cost more like $4,500 each way plus another $7,500 for all other operating costs. $12,000 each way. $24,000 for each day trip to play Augusta. Still a great ROI but need to be real about the actual cost of these flights.

Shared Something to think about... Rory Mcilroy owns a Gulfstream G650 ER. He flew regularly from his Florida home to Augusta to practice and flew home each day. Look at the costs... a flight takes under an hour. A Gulfstream G650ER burns about 500 gallons per hour in cruise, or roughly 3,140 per hour at a $6.28/gal fuel price reference. For the West Palm Beach to Augusta trip, the straight-line distance is about 474 miles. At a typical G650ER cruise speed of about 600 mph, that trip is roughly 50 minutes, so fuel burn would be about 395 gallons. That works out to about 2,350–2,500 pounds of jet fuel, depending on the exact cruise profile and winds. Using the estimate of about 395 gallons for the trip and a jet fuel price around $4.07 per gallon on the U.S. Gulf Coast, the fuel cost is roughly $1,610 each way. Today. Rory won $4.5 million. Plus, the Nike contract bonus. That's what I call return on investment (ROI) BOOM 💥 @themasters @gulfstreamaero @nike @pgatour #golf

@ImberVoice The absolute best in the industry! Thank you Andrew!!

Tonight, I take the Florida Panthers PA mic for the 500th total and consecutive time. We’ve already accomplished so much together. Thank you, Panthers Nation, for allowing me to be your arena voice for 11 years and counting. I never take a single game for granted. 🎙️

@GeorgeRichards @devon__305

Jonathan Quick says tonight’s start against the Florida Panthers will be the end of his NHL career.

@ElectBilzerian Flagler County: harsh water, good neighborhoods. Lacking more infrastructure and resources. Pro MAGA and devout Christians. Overall safe, clean, and rural.

If you live in this region or are privy to the internal political, cultural or corporate mood in this region ... I want to know every grievance and the ignored issues of any person that feels unheard. I want to know all frustrations. Especially things at the neighborhood scale. I want to know and understand all demographic nuances. Let's see what you know and what you can find out.

@NASA What's with the bad quality footage on earth? Is it to protect structural secrets and defects?

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Impeach the corrupt judges.

I'm not a liberal. I'm not a conservative. I'm just a guy who thinks our president is a egomaniacal psychopath.

Does eating french toast count as toast when you are food poisoned?

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

I'm gonna vomit