Colin B

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@jk_rowling Had to bookmark this, made me laugh out loud

I don't think I've ever come across such a clear cut case of nominative determinism.

The Taliban have just announced that women are forbidden from being visible through the windows of their own homes. Refusing to play this match should be the easiest decision these cricketers make in their entire lives.

@Glinner Good luck Graham, wish you every success and enjoy the sun

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@jk_rowling Thanks for the Birthday present, I will enjoy reading Strikes latest adventure.

The 6th book in the Strike series, #TheInkBlackHeart, is out today! 🖤🍂🖤🩸🖤🪦🖤💀🖤💔🖤

@RBrooksTweets enjoy

We are Out Out! To see Bill Bailey at The Lowry for OH's birthday 😁

@RBrooksTweets 🤣🤣

I bought myself these fancy socks from Nordic Socks. Not only are they happy colours but the soles of them are cushioned! I never knew luxury socks were a thing! Plus they do all the colours in all the sizes so I got 8-10 for my generous feet and even have wiggle room 😁

@RBrooksTweets @McDonaldsUK @JustEatUK 😰😰

Planned a takeaway treat for the kids to cushion the post holiday blues. @McDonaldsUK with @JustEatUK have really let us down (not for the first time). Cold fries, 2 waters and a coffee instead of a sprite and a coke, and no McFlurries at all 🙄

@RBrooksTweets @AdoptionUK 😰😰😰

@waingateman @AdoptionUK They weren't the sharing kind of chocolates 🤣🤣🤣

5 years at @adoptionuk - wow, time flies! Thanks for the gift, guys. Will be eating these chocs immediately!

@libby_brooks @pdfmakerapp grab this

"We consider that more detailed consideration is needed before any change is made to the provisions in the Act". How to read this unexpected intervention from EHRC? Worth noting there have already been 2 public consultations in advance of draft legislation expected end of Feb

@RBrooksTweets Should have sent 7 to sort him out 😁

Builder just asked to speak to 'the man of the house'. Considered objecting and pointing out it was my money that was paying him, but then realised how little I wanted to stand outside in the cold talking about generators and went and got the OH (who was no keener on the idea!).

@RBrooksTweets Give her a unicorn 😂😂

Scaffolders arrived at our house this morning. This has upset 7 to a surprising degree. I explained that we need the scaffolding so that we can have a new roof because we don't want water leaking into her bedroom. Her response? "My bedroom's already wet ... WITH MY TEARS!" 😲

@RBrooksTweets 😂🤣

Overheard this morning: 7: Imagine if Santa was real and he adopted you - that would be great! 11: No it wouldn't. You'd have to do work like an elf! 🤔

All 20 members of our cycling team have now won a #Tokyo2020 medal 👏 #ImpossibleToIgnore

@C4Paralympics @DameSarahStorey Sarah Storey: One of the greatest, started her Paralympic Journey at the Barcelona Paralympics in 1992 in Swimming at the age of 14 and won 2 Golds, 3 Silver and a Bronze. What a star.

Looks good, @DameSarahStorey 😄👑 #Tokyo2020 #Paralympics

@BBCSport @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer First time I've ever watch the Triathlon Mixed Relay, all I can say is WOW, WOW, WOW and WOW.

GOLD! 🥇 #TeamGB have won gold in the FIRST EVER Olympic triathlon mixed relay! 👏 Jess Learmonth, Jonny Brownlee, Georgia Taylor-Brown, and Alex Yee have won Britain’s seventh gold medal 🙌 📲 Watch on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer ⤵️ #bbcolympics #Tokyo2020

@WeyandSabine très drôle

Well, maybe this is taking FR-DE solidarity a tad far….. In any case: congrats to the English team for a deserved win #ENGGER #FRASUI #EURO2020. And now, allez #DiablesRouges !!!

@Samfr Most exciting game so far, well done Wales

First time a nation with fewer than 4m people have qualified for the 2nd round two Euros in a row. Pretty impressive really.

@AWhitehand @helenestow @beckyriley2012 Oxycontin

@helenestow @beckyriley2012