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teachers buy their own pencils

"reporter-free newsroom" my brother in christ that's just called a room

Vogue just can't be bothered.

So what’s behind him, a green screen?

@jared_shult No, let people change their minds. The quicker, the better.

Why was he ever your hero That’s so embarrassing for you

@agberofc_ “My” 🤪

Did your 8 goals win you a trophy? My 3-0 did. 👍

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

They’ve gone out to Grimsby and Brighton this season but they they think can win the champions league

Tough camera angle.

@objective_cfc Chelsea fans talk a LOT though. Currently No.1 comedy club in London. It’s good fun.

Rosenior getting hammered by the British media at min. Howe isn’t getting shit after dropping £700m and getting beat 7-2 😅 Pep is getting away with it despite having a horror show domestically and in CL despite dropping over £500m in two windows.

An absolutely insane start to a story.

@henrywinter Related... I'd like to see ALL football media add an asterisk next to a live score following a goal - until it's actually confirmed. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

Footballing authorities emphasise VAR is here to stay and Uefa will hold a meeting with the Premier League and other major European leagues to get better alignment on VAR. The governing body of European football is understood to seek less of the microscopic intervention that has caused such controversy in the Premier League and Serie A. VAR seems to work better in the Champions League because: teams more focused on playing football (rather than grappling at corners); standard of officiating is inevitably higher as Uefa draws upon elite referees from a range of countries; and Uefa’s lighter-touch stance on technology. Mindful of fans’ frustrations with delays, Uefa would use VAR on corners only if it was immediately identifiable before the restart. Uefa’s use of the Hawkeye semi-automated offside (SAO) system working well. A more advanced, quicker "fuller" version of the Hawkeye SAO is currently being trialled for use by Fifa at the World Cup. Again, mindful of the need to prevent needless delays, the assistant will be notified almost instantly of a clear offside and can flag immediately rather than letting play run on as often happens now and potentially risking collisions and injuries. Uefa is expected to follow the Premier League in trialling a direct-to-consumer streaming service for Champions League matches. Premier League Plus is being launched in Singapore next season which will allow subscribers to watch all 380 games. The presence of five Premier League teams in next season’s Champions League looks all but guaranteed with extra spot via Uefa co-efficients. There has been discussion amongst clubs on the Continent about whether “country protection” rules should be dispensed with earlier – in the league phase – so English clubs could meet and potentially knock each other out. Uefa’s Club Competitions Committee decided against this at a meeting earlier this season.

BlueCo will be happy if locals stop buying tickets. Leaves more to sell at extortionate rates to tourists.

@dannykellywords Very sorry to hear this. Caught some of your TalkSport afternoon show with Charlie Baker recently and it came to mind that you're one of the *great* sports broadcasters. Get well soon, sir.

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

This week on #bbcqt, arguably the most dangerous man in Britain that few voters have even heard of: Reform UK's anti-abortion #NatCon Head of Policy and Peter Thiel associate, James Orr, who is facilitating the transfer of control of Britain to #MAGA extremists. FFS WAKE UP!

did i just find an ad inside a book 😭

Anne Applebaum nails it:

@TheBlueDodger Mickey Mouse tournament.

Look, we get it! It's a popular time to dunk on Chelsea. Kicking us while we're down, etc. But let's not rewrite history; the CWC was rated, Madrid even paid 10 mil for Trent early, and PSG took it seriously. South American clubs were all bang on it. Also, winning the CWC made sure we won it ALL. That's special, whether you like it or not. Besides, we have bigger problems than the placement of a trophy on a banner, ffs.

Three journalists. Great use of resources. 🙄 Epstein files, now? reuters.com/investigates/s…