Wayne Dean

@MbarkCherguia I'm thinking she was part of the Air France robbery, so 1967.

What year is this?

@DavidLimbaugh Likewise, if you were victimized by either Mitch Miller or Skitch Henderson.

I hated this with a white-hot passion. I say we file a class action. Who cares about the statute of limitations? This was so spectacularly bad it qualifies for an exception.

@CynicalPublius Price had to be paid, so we could watch Bryce Dallas Howard navigate Jurassic World in heels and a pencil skirt.

I watched the original Jurassic Park years and years ago. Thought it was superb sci-fi. Never watched the sequels. Until now. I’ve been in planes a lot the past few days and have been watching them. Plot query: How many people have to be killed by rampaging escaped dinosaurs before somebody decides the whole thing is a bad idea?

@atrupar So let's pretend that no one on the left hates the idea of a U.S. victory because it would inure to the benefit of Trump and Netanyahu. Come on. Tom Friedman has admitted as much.

HUNT: Just to come back to something you said, who in your party do you believe is 'cheering for Iran'? FETTERMAN: It's like, you are, you are making it seem like America is not the force of good in the world. Criticizing America. Criticizing Israel.

@EricLDaugh People with second homes worth $5 million and more typically have the resources to avoid, delay, and minimize taxes just like this one. And the idea of paying more in taxes while using less in city services won't sit well with these folks at all. They'll fight.

🚨 UPDATE: Ugandan Mayor Mamdani drops MASSIVE ad encouraging people to move all their stuff to Florida instead of NYC He just created a new tax! "Today, we're taxing the rich." "I am THRILLED to announce an annual fee on luxury properties worth $5M+ whose owners don't live in the city." 🤡

@MikeInganamort @NJAssemblyGOP @News12NJ @NBCNewYork @ABC7 @CBSNewYork @NJSpotlightNews @DawnFantasia_NJ @SaveJersey @wakeupnj Is this a real issue? When north New Jersey people travel abroad and get asked where they live, how many answer, "New York." Lots.

NO. We are NOT New York. That’s the #1 reason I spoke out against spending $26 million of YOUR money promoting a “New York–New Jersey World Cup.” Why do we keep selling ourselves short?

@MarksX4H @RoadMN @MSNOWNews @CNN @briansflood Beto O'Rourke, Eric Swalwell, Michael Avenatti, even Claire McCaskill. Frequent appearances on Deadline: White House appear to jeopardize your political health.

@RoadMN @MSNOWNews @CNN @briansflood The level of smarmy smugness from him was unbearable. However, they promoted him like some type of truth, justice and the American way crusader. It is amazing how far and fast he fell. Truly a masterclass in failure.

Eric Swalwell was cable news star for years before rapid fall from grace Swalwell appeared on @MSNOWNews 26 times and on @CNN another 24 times since Jan 1st. Story from @BrianSFlood foxnews.com/media/eric-swa… #FoxNews

@FoxReports @migold There's plausible deniability, and then there's Ruben Gallego.

In a brief interview outside the Capitol tonight, Gallego told me and @migold that Swalwell led a "double life" and he never suspected he was pursuing staff as has been alleged.

@Georgesantos This guy had better have at least two books in him, because I can't imagine how else he's going to make a living.

This aged like milk!

@TheMorningSpew2 @PolitiBunny Huckleberry Finn. Not just the great American novel, but "put the book down and laugh" funny as well.

Guys! I need your help! What is the funniest book you’ve ever read?

@BasedMikeLee @SeanALarabee Poor guy is morphing into Fire Marshal Bill in front of our very eyes.

He wants to watch Trump being tortured. Why is this okay? It’s not.

@20th_Centurygal They Might Be Giants

Name a band whose name is 4 words long or longer...🎶🎸 Let's see how many we can come up with.

@S_CharlesNFL Do you know how many people died of embarrassment for this guy without ever discovering the statement is a hoax?

Dianna Russini’s husband has finally broken his silence on the recent rumors, saying: “A lot of people still struggle to accept a strong, independent woman thriving in what’s traditionally been a male-dominated industry. Instead of celebrating her success, they try to tear her down with misinformation and noise. But I see the work she puts in every single day, and I couldn’t be more proud of her. She’s earned everything she has. That’s exactly why we supported leaders like Kamala Harris — because empowering strong women isn’t controversial, it’s necessary.”

@marcportermagee Even with the sound off, you can "hear" the dismissive and condescending tone. It's the brand now.

This is the person at UVA in charge of selecting which students get in: 1) she doesn’t know if out of state students’ SAT scores are higher, 2) measuring academic preparation: “the test scores don’t tell me that,” and 3) says SAT is not as compelling as “the real academic data”

@pr0ud_americans @ToscaAusten Say good night, Gracie.

Check out this short clip of George Burns on The Johnny Carson Show. At 93 years old, he was still smoking 15–20 cigars a day. When Johnny asked what his doctor thought, Burns replied with perfect timing: “My doctor is dead.” Pure legend. Lived to 100 doing it his way. 😂

@SNY_Mets This booth - with and without Ron Darling - is the reason I subscribe to MLB, and I'll bet I'm not the only one.

Keith Hernandez obvious ball knower

@SecRubio @ChatByCC I'm sure all journalists everywhere are grateful for your hard work, Mr. Secretary.

I am pleased to announce the release of American journalist Shelly Kittleson, who was recently kidnapped by members of the foreign terrorist organization Kata’ib Hizballah near Baghdad, Iraq.   The U.S. Department of State extends its appreciation to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of War, U.S. personnel across multiple agencies, and the Iraqi Supreme Judicial Council and our Iraqi partners, for their assistance in securing her release.   This resolution reflects the Trump Administration's steadfast commitment  to the safety and security of American citizens, no matter where they are in the world.   Under President Trump, the wrongful detention or kidnapping of U.S. nationals will not be tolerated. We will continue to use every tool to bring Americans home and to hold accountable those responsible.   We are relieved that this American is now free and are working to support her safe departure from Iraq.

@thesamparr Did he live long enough to see what happens to Peeps in a microwave oven? I hope not.

The guy who invented Peeps has one of the most interesting stores I’ve ever heard: Sam Born was a Russian Jewish immigrant who studied to become a rabbi in Ukraine. - Came to America. Made candy instead. - Named his company "Just Born", a pun on his last name plus the fact he made everything fresh daily. - In 1953, it took 27 hours to make one tray of Peeps with 80 workers spooning marshmallow into molds by hand. - Sam's son Bob automated it down to 6 minutes. Same machine design still runs today. Today they make 2 billion Peeps a year. All out of Bethlehem, PA. #1 non-chocolate Easter candy for 20+ years. Russian Jewish immigrant studying to be a rabbi accidentally builds most iconic Easter candy in America out of a town called Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Maybe the most American story I've ever heard.

@OleTimeHardball I had forgotten about what a great at-bat Wilson was having when THIS.

1986 World Series. Red Sox vs Mets. Bottom of the 10th Vin Scully on the call

@DefiantLs BINGO!

Final boss: “I'm a disabled trans man, but I'm also a Medicaid patient. I'm also a person who uses food stamps... I am also a person who has gone through substance use and addiction, and most of all, I am a patient of Planned Parenthood.”