Louise

i save the worst parts of me specifically for twitter. youre welcome

I need a man whos prepared to let me give him brain at any time, day or night. Like c'mere my little emotional security popsicle.

i hate that i decided to be like this but its too late now (flirting)

They need to make a weighted blanket that munches on your tits

@hurtingtextmsgs i actually didnt learn a damn thing

@clockjunk @garbagebaby6 no cause shes right

@garbagebaby6 you still have time to delete this 🙏😭

unfollow me bruh whatthefucky

@ultrakillblast me and who?

41 years ago...

@comfortcafex how to tell boys to leave me alone without yelling how to build a rocket how to learn basic russian how to get a job as a physicist what happened to tibet wha can i not mix with bleach can i divorce from my parents at 13 what job can i get at 13 whats antimatter

pretend you 13 and this a youtube search bar

i’m too european for this

@clockjunk LMFAOOOOOOO youre kidding me

@imtoowired SMASH

@clockjunk Can you bang me at least once before you run me over though

you are a literal deer in the headlights and I’m the one driving

@clockjunk @cherishtheeday I had margaritas and a cheeseburger on the day Jimmy Buffet died

@cherishtheeday I thought he was talking about Warren Buffet! GRRRR

It has been almost 250 years and our work isn’t complete. We need a War of 1812 part 2. We need to chase out the French Canadians, and the rest will come to their senses. We need to fulfill our Enlightenment promise to end monarchy from the land.

@cuckcat maybe if i still had one

wanna come over and tie your soul to mine

@comfortcafex yes it is

Is your pfp actually you?

@fineelashawnda @absolutfckngrrd @imtoowired @garbagebaby6 @thole_idiot @SagelyVagrant @HamboMode @cherishtheeday @bletcheltest @LauderdaleBelle @TadhgCola E

@absolutfckngrrd @imtoowired @garbagebaby6 @thole_idiot @SagelyVagrant @HamboMode @cherishtheeday @bletcheltest @LauderdaleBelle @TadhgCola S

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@garbagebaby6 @imtoowired @reecebrah LMFAOOOO yeah, but not good looking enough to be kidnapped 😩 maybe my next one ill try harder

@webecamefire @imtoowired @reecebrah you must have looked really good on that date haha

I refuse to believe people really “black out” while drunk I’ve EXTREMELY DRUNK NUMEROUS TIMES And I’ve never forgot anything I can always type correctly on my phone And I can drive mostly safely There’s just no way you guys are so drunk you lose memories Massive cope.

@garbagebaby6 @imtoowired @reecebrah last time i got blackout drunk was 2ish months ago with a 1st date off 2 beers. afterwards i realized he mightve drugged me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ otherwise it rarely happens to me if ever.

@imtoowired @reecebrah bro didn't learn his lesson 😂

@ughfinewhatever im so ready to be told what to do all the time, where are they 😭

referring to my husband as the balls and chain