Kim

@JoyChauke5 I’ll take a rain check thanks

Listen to Metro fm now 6h10 Mamajoy Mamajoy

@BarclayCard18 7 games into the 1st set he looked as though he was in set #7 🤔

I honestly don't think there's a turnaround coming in the career of Stefanos Tsitsipas unfortunately. Watching him is like witnessing a freefall at the moment and I can't imagine what could possibly help him at this point...

@JoyChauke5 @FIFAcom @GianniInfantino @BafanaBafana @GaytonMcK @SportArtsCultur Time for you to realise you aren’t the only super fan - South Africa is full of super fans who can’t afford to go to the U.S. to watch….stay home you self entitled miscreant and support the same way everyone else will be 🤬

Thanks ⁦@FIFAcom⁩ President ⁦@GianniInfantino⁩ ⁦@BafanaBafana⁩ has qualified ,I would like to be there Am asking any help from any one to help me attend World Cup 2026 ⁦@GaytonMcK⁩ won’t pay for fans especially Mamajoy ⁦@SportArtsCultur⁩

@MickyJnr__ Finally the gravy train has stopped at the 1st station

Sad news for South Africans!! 🥲💔 Number one fan Mama Joy has revealed she won’t be at the World Cup due to a lack of support from the Sports Ministry. A huge miss for Bafana Bafana. Her energy and presence always lift the team. 🇿🇦 Hopefully, the government can step in and make this happen. 🙏 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬? 💭 #AfricanFootball #BafanaBafana

@GribbleBev @SpockResists Pity it’s not a fire cracker

@SpockResists Cracker 😳😳😳

So he’s taking communion but isn’t even Catholic 🥴

@FadingTramlines Whilst I have list 90% interest in tennis thanks to Rafa retiring, I still enjoy seeing the fabulous photos you take on your many different tennis journeys 👌

Nimes, you were beautiful and lots of fun but now it’s time for me to take the *checks notes* ‘train - tram - bus - plane - train - train - train replacement bus - car’ home. The glamour of tennis travel for a fan 😆🫠 I’m already excited for my Madrid trip though 🧡📷🎾☀️

@joy_zelda Tough competition for the title

Mampara of the Year

@muddymuddymum Hope Farmer improves rapidly

They have sent Farmer home with oral antibiotics, on the condition that if it doesn't improve, he's to go back for IV antibiotics. And they've done the farmer talk: "This is serious, you could lose your leg" to make sure he behaves. They've stuck with cellulitis. 1

@FadingTramlines I feel your pain 🌼

Note to self - next time you book a tennis trip, that 6am flight that you thought was a good idea…it isn’t. Gatwick at 5am on a school holiday weekend, there isn’t enough caffeine in the world for this 🫠

@TigerWoods @PGATOUR Take care and do what’s necessary to be healthy and happy

@Abramjee Happy April Fools Day 😜

South Africa is set to pilot drive-thru police stations in a bid to improve service delivery and reduce long queues at stations. The initiative, expected to roll out in major metros, will allow members of the public to report crimes, submit affidavits, certify documents and pay fines, without leaving their vehicles. Officials say the move is aimed at “modernising policing” and easing pressure on frontline officers. A SAPS insider says if successful, the model could be expanded nationwide. More details expected soon. #SouthAfrica #SAPS

@janee7489 You can do the right thing for Prince and make his hurting stop

@MbalulaFikile What about those who rely on paraffin….julle gee nie om nie 😡

We welcome the ANC led governments intervention with regards to the rising fuel costs because of the war in the Middle East. By cutting the fuel levy by R3 it will buffer the citizens from rising fuel and food prices. This is what a government that cares and is responsive to the needs of the people does. We welcome this swift response. #ANCatWORK #TheYearOfDecisiveAction

@ferialhaffajee @MyJRA Seems like the driver wasn’t paying attention to the car in front of him slowing down, at a non-working robot…swerved and voila the hole had him

Comment: This is the car falling into the hole on Jan Smuts near Colony Centre. The dongas we dodge with their yellow barriers and red tape are not normal. Gogo Swim responses show we have come to normalise the abnormal in Joburg. The hole is still there ⁦@MyJRA⁩

@ferialhaffajee @CityofJoburgZA @MyJRA @helenzille It is utterly disgusting-this hole has been there for months 🤬

Hello Mayor Morero ⁦@CityofJoburgZA⁩ and ⁦@MyJRA⁩ - this hole is still opened near Colony Centre. A car literally flew into it. Thank God the driver wasn’t hurt and the car’s removed but the hole is still there. ⁦@helenzille⁩ in case you need another dip.

This ⬇️

@PositivelyNot Me too

...I stopped listening to Squirrel during COVID...he is SA's worst President ever, worse even than Zuma...

@lady_valor_07 I did with both of mine

Would you stay in the room and hold your dog at the vet during their final breath? 🐕

@Zwxsh Absolutely bloody YES

Did Rafa Nadal deserve his statue while he was still an active player?

@Number10cat Glad you’re back

Went for a quick nap and ended up sleeping for 6 weeks. Sorry. Have I missed much?