Wombey

"I hope she plays Hot To Go!" "This is the Final Fantasy VII Orchestra World Tour." Thanks to the whole team for a great afternoon of music. #FFVII #FFVIIR

just received a phone call from the beginning

@SuisizeMe can I clear up 2 things: -I'm not inconvenienced by it at all, i just think it's a funny question. -I live on the other side of the pond. I didn't realise that so much of the American public is entitled and ignorant that it warrants asking everything possible in advance.

@SuisizeMe "can i have an americano" "sure, will that be with milk?" if i wanted a coffee with milk i wouldn't have asked for an americano.

@hyraxu @itzrcs @MyChudLife

@itzrcs @MyChudLife he gonna have 5 children by 2030

Wait but if Ali-A has a baby… that means.. Ali…. My man 😂🤝

@bouncybao_ @ranmasaotome96 now it's really just one guy who sings and likes to remind us he plays piano

@ranmasaotome96 they used to just be a group of people playing instruments 😔

The Inbetweeners

@WIthoutanyMyst @crunkcore "Dr. Bombay with that bomb bass"

guy i just found out about

@cocai9ne you joke, but "yummy mummy" is genuinely a thing here.

british edating: can i call you mummy

@ProtonInspector Yer da buys HP Fruity.

The fuck is “HP Fruity”?

@ExoticRobotic12 @MattZeitlin unfortunately that hasn't stopped Serco getting their grubby hands on it

@MattZeitlin basically just that the NHS was too much of a sacred cow for even thatcher to go anywhere near

British politics is funny to follow for an American because they nationalized health care but privatized…water? What’s going on there

@Farb_Syndicate @MattZeitlin Leasing units from rolling stock companies makes no sense. Can't TOCs just do direct transactions with each other and manufacturers without an unnecessary middleman wasting money?

@MattZeitlin They are renationalizing the railways EXCEPT the rolling stock companies - which extract the most value from a largely subsidized industry!

How long ago?

@DenizTheCoach "No, it's because he's a mentalist" That doesn't change how much it's in bad taste given the circumstances.

did the israeli points giver just make a "joke" alluding to them rigging the vote?????????? #eurovision

@mionomedev @tinscognito__ Apparently this. I don't see why Lidl should be singled out for it though because everywhere uses 'British origin' as a selling point. Just classism because it's cheap.

@tinscognito__ How is Lidl possibly the Restore Britain option here lol

Being kind this list was put together by someone who has never done the weekly shop.

Submission by @wombey12!

@IAmStillSomeone @rotaslipstream The difference in air pressure caused by the train pulling out of the station means you'll get pulled onto the tracks if you're too close to the yellow line. Hope that helps.

get off the yellow strip u twat

@dimenpsyonal "We have l'Hexagone at home."

Why exactly does Worcestershire look like France

Calling it now that if we do badly in Eurovision, the headlines will be "Nein, Nein, Nein".

@Gubr3y doodles.google/doodle/eduard-…

why is this persons google trololo themed

@anthonytrademk @tiadeeznuts Sex In Minecraft

y'all sleeping on sex porn

@IncorrectFFQTS Can't wait for when Sword Wingman shows up

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