
Five Fathoms
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Five Fathoms
@wrongmirrorball
"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"
Katılım Nisan 2009
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@thetrueshelby When adult men can't sleep with children, this is their next best thing
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@TZPsEyelashes It's amazing how serving cunt just means being under 180 lbs with visable bone structure
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@pYSLrada If you spend $30k on a bag you really don't deserve money
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@OmniFinn Why should we acknowledge you when you're a bitcoin loser
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Why should anyone get paid for nothing?
Neet@neet_sol
Minimum paid vacation days per year by law: France - 25 days Spain - 22 days Germany - 20 days Italy - 20 days United States - 0 days
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@LinkedInLunat1c Can you tell the difference between l and I?
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@JamieBonkiewicz It probably already does, with half the cabinet smelling of whiskey on their breath
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The White House lawn is about to smell like cigarettes and unpaid child support.
Howard Mortman@HowardMortman
White House prepares for UFC
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@ChristianHeiens Are you too fat to walk up the stairs or something
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I literally have an elevator in my house.

Garrett@imbored19882
@ChristianHeiens Dude you live in mommy’s basement. Calm down and take a breath.
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@xNickOnline Never let a man call you gay when they do stupid shit like this
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@0rang3youglad Uhhhhh I think it's infinately more difficult to be poor, not knowing how you're going to get the money to keep the lights on, or how you're going to feed your family... meanwhile the crybaby bitch gets paid millions to do his craft.
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my most unpopular opinion is that i genuinely believe creatives when they say shit like this and normies who seethe over it are just coping that they'll never know what it's like to go out on a limb and try to create something and expose yourself to the world with full vulnerability and willingness to fail.
i think that's probably harder than being poor in a more meaningful way. obviously being working class sucks but it sucks in a logistical way that's fundamentally different than the thing he's talking about.
Emir Han@RealEmirHan
Jacob Elordi says it's "bullsh*t" and a "f*cking lie" to say "the worst day on a movie set is still better than the best day in the real world" because “the worst day on a film set is really demoralizing.”
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@charliacervo I'm hearing a little Avril, a little No Doubt, a little Simple Plan... what an era!
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@RoootTheFox Why are most trans people so toxic all the time
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@StacheKonrad This is why we need multitracks for every song... it's amazing how many elements she adds!
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@naiivememe I guess a prime man also causes emotional and physical abuses their ex wife and children
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Calling this overweight is peak delusion.
Luxury@Dominion_vi
i think guys being a little overweight like this is attractive What are your thoughts 🤔
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@gloccnem Why is this the exact same comment I've seen on the exact same repost five times now 💀
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wealthy people pretending to be poor will forever piss me tf off
MIKE⭐️@TheViralHall
Y’all remember when Charli D'Amelio was “working” as a cashier at Walmart 😭
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@petezslims He's not even that hot... you all go crosseyed if you see anything with a visable ab
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