Wullie Stewart

@omgsidewalks Or a warehouse in the middle of a housing estate. In Wigan.

SERIOUS QUESTION: “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?”

"Don't worry, Loz, just doing normal things..."

@vitt2tsnoc My Mrs is in the unusual position of having had fibroids and also being the surgeon who removes the bleeding things (pun intended). Wouldn’t wish them on anyone.

Whoever said fibroids just cause "heavy periods" has clearly never felt like someone's repeatedly trying to scoop your pelvis out with a fucking fork. I've overdone it on my feet today and I'm genuinely crying with the pain. This is fucking grim.

@RealMGSimpson @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage Unless these people suddenly develop an ability to walk 20 odd miles on water there’s zero chance of it happening here. When’s the last time you had a CAT scan?

I have written to the Prime Minister What we have witnessed in Spain has the potential to be catastrophic for Britain & my constituents We must - Declare a state of emergency - Deploy the Army & Navy - Detain & deport ✋🛑 Only @reformparty_uk & @Nigel_Farage as Prime Minster will protect our country from this impending invasion

@Montylockedout That’s ridiculous - the kids suffered quite a bit of distress. If you have the owner details I would consider going legal

Update on Ruth: 🔊 She's had strong dose antibiotics, pain relief, dressing, bandage upper thigh. Doc decided no stitches, leave wounds open to allow potential infection to seep, following an x-ray to make sure no k9 left behind, If was 1 " to left & 5mm deeper - femural artery!

@RobertJenrick If these migrants are skilled enough to walk on 20 odd miles of water to reach our shores - perhaps we could boat some of our dead weight scroungers over the other way?

Ceuta is our future if we don’t secure our border. These men are on their way to Calais.

@SineadWatson91 All that walking you do gives you muscle aches. I hear Deep Heat spray formulation works a treat for that.

More unfamiliar faces have started popping up around my town. For the first time, I'm actually considering not walking tonight because I don't know these strange men who hang around in groups. This isn't fair. I shouldn't feel afraid to walk in my own fucking home.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Yeah it’s a pretty wild occupation. Their partners also learn top skills - being able to decipher their spouse’s squeaky heliox voices over the phone.

I have decided that deep sea divers should sign an oath never to talk about it. I can’t take anymore. These men are insane.

@ListerLawrence Next time you can’t sleep on a flight drop a couple of antihistamine’s. Works for me.

Just landed at London Heathrow after a night flight from Barbados (no sleep) 😴 Full of ideas for progressing the businesses, which is what I love about a holiday - it gives you time to think, but for now please just get me home! 🤪

@GoodwinMJ Unless they can run 20 miles on water I very much doubt it.

This is coming to Britain if we do not leave the European Convention on Human Rights. The small boats are just the start. We have to take back control of our own laws and borders or we will lose our country.

@RedRosy61 @mikegallacher1 Attending in US parlance

@mikegallacher1 What is this consultant you speak of? I'm not familiar with UK healthcare.

Consultant is unhappy I made a complaint to the hospital after going in for a new hip, acquiring a spiral fracture to my femur, untreated for two days, another 6 hrs in surgery to have a thigh length plate screwed in, a scar with 86 staples, and an expected recovery of 12 mths 🤷

@JBlog911 @Shunyaa00 Colombia is over 88% Christian - this list is clearly erring on the “it’s banned” side.

Australian Islamic scholar Nassim Abdi says in Sydney: “It’s sinful for a woman to reveal her ears, neck and hands in public or to wear jeans, leggings and yoga pants. Fear Allah. Respect Islam.”

@PolitlcsUK @billcurtis0 Somewhere in the DfE this scene played out

🚨 BREAKING: The Department for Education has been hacked Half a million pieces of sensitive data have been stolen [@billcurtis0]

@ThomasKerrMSP No one likes a grass. Especially one citing “hurty words”

I have reported Aamer Anwar to Police Scotland for the speech he gave on Saturday 25th July 2026 in Glasgow Green. His comments go beyond robust political debate and, I believe, have the effect of encouraging hostility towards a section of Scots based on their political views, nationality, ethnicity and cultural identity. In particular, it is abhorrent that he found it acceptable to describe political campaigners as “terrorists” and to make comments on questioning their culture and religion. His words, I have no doubt, will contribute to increased hostility and community tensions and I hope Police Scotland investigate the matter fully.

@CPhilpOfficial I’m pretty sure it all went wrong during your party’s tenure. Under the current management it’s come down. The evidence suggests you might be part of the problem, not the solution. If the current management fail to keep up that reduction - then I’ll think with my vote.

Now on the beaches following this group of illegal migrants mainly from Africa

@SarahChampionMP Some people it seems really do have no conscience.

I find this so wicked and despicable 😡

@SineadWatson91 @marycatedelvey You’ve upset the thought police somehow - must be the mention of that Ayrshire town.

Transitioned from fat man into thin man

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Next time you go to your pony field it might well look a bit different.

I am have a tendency to do these things. See, for example my conversation with the guy that was converting my barn floor.

@Montylockedout We’re all digital already. I’d be ok with ID being required for certain state interactions - NHS, benefits, tax office, police, immigration, houses but e.g. being asked to produce it to buy a car, petrol, food, building materials, payments under £4K in cash - nah.

The Gov "wallet" could potentially restrict you from doing all sorts of things in a matter of a few short years if you allow digital ID into your life. It would be the penultimate control measure. I say an emphatic NO 👊

@PolitlcsUK The old money is not going to like that. Especially if the trusts that they traditionally tuck their assets up into to avoid the 40% inheritance tax have to pay it too, on top of their 10-yearly 6%.

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is strongly considering replacing council tax and stamp duty with a 0.48% annual tax on a home's current value