Chris | Volatility is King
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Chris | Volatility is King
@xMarketPlumber
🛠️ Fixing Shit: Home Service Business Owner 📈 Filtering Shit: Finding Market Gold 🚽 Exposing Shit: Flushing FURUs Love talking stocks, sports, business
Palm Springs , CA Katılım Temmuz 2026
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@StockOptionCole What fundamentals are good? I hear that a lot but 90% of the fundamentals are terrible
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@danellisona Genuinely curious - in a home service business like plumbing, what is AI going to do to grow my top line?
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@WheelieInvestor Two stocks I own in one pic. Love it.
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@TheDrugMoney The real question is who performed better….
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@ElonsTusksGME @ciainvestor I’m rooting for you
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@xMarketPlumber @ciainvestor You haven’t a clue what’s going on then. Least we got that out of the way. Think I’ll listen to Jensen than Chris. It’s 13% of NVDAs current investment portfolio. How much they got on All Birds?
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@QuietPlaybook What kind of athlete? Huge bro. Great job.
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Pretty big day for me today outside of my stock market page if you wanna learn a little about me:
This morning I got accepted into my schools 4+1 grad school program for college.
I needed to maintain a 3.6 gpa through first 4 years, which by itself isn’t super hard, but being an athlete made it tricky at times. Also that 5th year is free if you keep that gpa so that’s $60k saved
I still have senior year before it, but I can be starting my career life with a MBA degree, which is the highest achievement I will have in my life, starting my journey into the business world at 23 years old.
Worked super hard to get here, and I’d be damned if I let it fail now.
I look up to a lot of people on here for advice and everything in regards to my personal life, and stocks obviously, and I’m truly thankful for everything I’ve built so far and the mentors and teachers I’ve met on here. I wish I can be the same some day for others who come after me🙏
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Thursday Market Roundup:
Oil surges past $100 as Middle East conflict widens.
Wall Street tumbles on oil shock and AI spending worries.
Treasury yields spike as inflation fears return.
Dollar strengthens broadly, euro slips after ECB holds rates.
Bitcoin and crypto slip as risk appetite fades.
Intel jumps on blowout AI-driven earnings.
Gold and gasoline prices react to oil-driven fears.

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Day in the Life of a $NOK Holder:
7:00am — wake up. check $NOK premarket. flat.
7:02am — kiss my ugly wife Sharon
7:15am — full english breakfast. beans lukewarm. like my portfolio, they have not moved since 2012
8:00am — drive to work in my 2009 Vauxhall Astra. listen to radio segment about AI stocks up 400%. grip steering wheel. we don't chase bubbles in this house
9:30am — market opens. $NOK up 0.7%. text the lads "it's happening"
9:47am — $NOK down 0.4%. delete text. Sharon asks if I'm alright. I am not
12:00pm — lunch. meal deal. remember when Nokia had 50% of the global handset market. eat my hoagie in silence
2:00pm — coworker Dave mentions his NVDA gains again. remind Dave that Nokia survived 160 years, two world wars, and started as a paper mill. Dave walks away. cowards always do
4:00pm — market closes. $NOK: down 0.5%. exactly as planned. long-term hold
6:00pm — pub. one pint of John Smith's. tell the barman 5G infrastructure is massively undervalued. he's heard it every night since 2019
9:00pm — check Finnish news for catalysts. there are none. there are never any catalysts
9:30pm — set price alert at $8. it has not triggered in 4 years. it will not trigger tonight
10:00pm — kiss ugly ass Sharon goodnight. she asks when we can sell. we do NOT sell, Sharon. connecting people, Sharon.
10:15pm — sleep as @kevinxu tries to crime my beloved $NOK - close my eyes thinking about the crime candle and the subsequent dip as @kevinxu rotates to $LCID on news of them making data center cars

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@DrunkDividends I get so pumped seeing this - hell yeah bro
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two farmers markets today for Business #1
$861.67 in sales
approx. $100 labour
$50 in market fees
7.5 man hours


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Bro is the modern day robin hood

jbulltard@jbulltard1
I really didn’t think my day could get any better right now
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$MXL -
The stock is up 400% in 6 months.
It’s not that complicated.
Institutions de-risk, and take profits. They trim positions to rebalance portfolios. This is classic retail buys the news, and the institutions happily sell you their shares.
Personally, wouldn’t buy the dip here but good luck if you’re in or are planning to!
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@DrunkDividends My personality is all or nothing — so little over three years of nothing haha
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@xMarketPlumber Me too. 18-21 I drank every single day and did amphetamines 3 or 4 days a week
Now adays there are weeks I go without more than a beer a day, despite my name
Haven't gotten drunk drunk for almost a year
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@walamalagay Crazy….you mean you have to work for it???
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@akpips_ Wrong : losing = chop, winning = range
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@TradingRuppe What a day indeed. Hope you had a good one bro
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The market is very unforgiving right now. If your earnings aren’t perfect, look out below. $MXL - at a glance, looked great. Down 10%. 🤷♂️ I tried to spread caution, but people just look for confirmation bias on this platform. I hope the bottom is here soon, but predicting the market is a fools game. Invest in companies you believe in and go live life. No position in $MXL.
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