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Day in the Life of a $NOK Holder:
7:00am — wake up. check $NOK premarket. flat.
7:02am — kiss my ugly wife Sharon
7:15am — full english breakfast. beans lukewarm. like my portfolio, they have not moved since 2012
8:00am — drive to work in my 2009 Vauxhall Astra. listen to radio segment about AI stocks up 400%. grip steering wheel. we don't chase bubbles in this house
9:30am — market opens. $NOK up 0.7%. text the lads "it's happening"
9:47am — $NOK down 0.4%. delete text. Sharon asks if I'm alright. I am not
12:00pm — lunch. meal deal. remember when Nokia had 50% of the global handset market. eat my hoagie in silence
2:00pm — coworker Dave mentions his NVDA gains again. remind Dave that Nokia survived 160 years, two world wars, and started as a paper mill. Dave walks away. cowards always do
4:00pm — market closes. $NOK: down 0.5%. exactly as planned. long-term hold
6:00pm — pub. one pint of John Smith's. tell the barman 5G infrastructure is massively undervalued. he's heard it every night since 2019
9:00pm — check Finnish news for catalysts. there are none. there are never any catalysts
9:30pm — set price alert at $8. it has not triggered in 4 years. it will not trigger tonight
10:00pm — kiss ugly ass Sharon goodnight. she asks when we can sell. we do NOT sell, Sharon. connecting people, Sharon.
10:15pm — sleep as @kevinxu tries to crime my beloved $NOK - close my eyes thinking about the crime candle and the subsequent dip as @kevinxu rotates to $LCID on news of them making data center cars
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