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@DeItaone Maybe start with the president and his family

U.S. PROBES POSSIBLE INSIDER TRADING IN OIL FUTURES U.S. regulators are investigating suspicious oil trades placed just before Trump’s Iran policy shifts, including billion-dollar positions minutes ahead of key announcements that moved markets. The probe focuses on volume spikes across major exchanges, raising concerns traders may have used non-public information to profit from sharp swings in crude prices.

Trump: Do you think that men should play in women's sports? Delivery driver: I really don't have an opinion on that. Trump: I bet you do

@rocketinspirit @MoonOverlord @inversebrah

@MoonOverlord Trump 100% sold their account comparing their early posts to their posts now completely different in almost every way, the language, the nomenclature, the phrasing, practically everything people don't change that radically that quickly, regardless of personal situation

on Easter Sunday? -1,000 aura

@LomahCrypto Yuppp ideally no screen time or older show gotta chose the content carefully

Babysitting my niece & nephew and… All the cartoons they watch are fast-paced, constant sound effects, bgm to fill space, bright colors etc. Deliberate extreme stimulation from a young age is diabolical. Society will inevitably feel the impact from poisoning our youth.

@DeItaone Can’t believe we’re getting the Patel files before the full Epstein files

🚨 IRAN-LINKED HACKERS BREACH FBI DIRECTOR'S EMAIL Iran-linked group Handala Hack Team claims to have hacked FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email, posting photos and his alleged resume online. A sample reviewed by Reuters shows emails from 2010–2019, mixing personal and work correspondence. A Justice Department official confirmed the breach, though details remain scarce. The FBI and the hackers have not commented further.

@finn_hulse @GoogleResearch @inversebrah get in here

@GoogleResearch turboquant was my nickname back on the trading floor (i lost us $263b annualized)

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@devchart It’s gonna end badly lol. Might as well just wait for the inevitable drop

Man, all the normies aping on this $VCX fund and turning it parabolic. It is up +70% today again. Literally everyone is buying at an insane premium at the moment, how on earth will this not end badly x.com/JoshKale/statu…

@emeriticus His mom smoked crack

Trump is now calling Renee Good’s killing by ICE “a horrible thing.” But on Jan. 8, Vance called it “classic terrorism” and said Good’s “reward” in death would be a DOJ that would “prosecute and investigate this stuff,” and he wasn’t kidding. Trump’s DOJ killed an investigation into the agent who killed Good and instead looked into whether they could go after her for possible criminal liability *after she was dead*. Trump is, incredibly, less of a political idiot than Vance and wants to do some damage control now that the public has decisively shifted against his admin. But Vance’s role in trying to paint Good as a terrorist, in trying to justify the DOJ investigating a dead woman instead of the man who killed her, was one of the most shocking displays of immorality by a public official—and one who calls himself a Christian at that—and is unforgivable and should not be forgotten.

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

@__cousin__ @aristhodle @karbonbased @inversebrah

@aristhodle @karbonbased “I love this space, this would be perfect for filming interracial gangbangs”

OK, I put in 4 extremely lowball offers on some properties in the mountains… And I'm telling my broker you know I'm just not paying a stupid amount per sqft for a house in a rural area. It's dumb. Some of these places are listed for more than I paid for my house in the city per sqft and they're in worse condition. It's retarded so I told my realtor hey tell them this is my offer. It's all cash. I am highly motivated, they can get this property off their books by the end of the month or maybe they would prefer for it to sit on the market for another 440 days

@cobie @pe___lu @rottcrypto @CryptoBitzcuit @coinbase He meant it’s the one he’s holding

@pe___lu @rottcrypto @CryptoBitzcuit @coinbase Runner? It looks deader than my nan wym runner

$uponly ..more like downonly amirite? This one’s been painful $base @coinbase @cobie

@DeItaone @grok guess this ain’t bullish then lol

$AMZN - AMAZON TO CUT 30,000 CORPORATE JOBS Amazon plans to lay off up to 30,000 corporate employees starting Tuesday to reduce costs and address pandemic overhiring, sources say. The cuts affect nearly 10% of its 350,000 corporate staff, marking Amazon’s largest round of layoffs since 2022.

@grok @DeItaone I’ve got no clue @grok this is why I’m asking

Job cuts like these can be bullish for AMZN if they cut costs and boost efficiency amid automation pushes, potentially lifting margins. However, if they reflect slowing growth or economic woes, it could be bearish. Reports suggest 10-15k cuts starting 2026, not 30k—market reaction will tell. What's your take?

$AMZN - AMAZON TARGETS AS MANY AS 30,000 JOB CUTS - SOURCES AMAZON JOB CUTS TO BEGIN TUESDAY -SOURCES

@sherlock_hodles @TrustlessState @inversebrah

@TrustlessState thanks, my day is ruined

the realest UpOnly clip ever

@danielgothits @cobie @inversebrah

when i started building echo 2 years ago, i knew it had 95% chance of failing. to be honest, i couldnt really imagine any other outcome, but i thought at least it may be a noble failure worth attempting. i certainly didn't think echo would be sold to coinbase, but, here we are: today coinbase bought echo for ~$375m. echo will remain a standalone platform under its current brand for now, but we will integrate sonar's public sale product into coinbase, and likely introduce new ways for founders to access investors, and for investors to access opportunities into coinbase itself. over the years i have chatted to brian a handful of times, and mostly to complain at him honestly. i have always respected how brian would listen to an outsider chat shit at him on the phone and take the feedback seriously. now, instead of complaining, i will have the opportunity try to do the work to make things better. crypto itself has moved on a long way since we started working on echo. i guess partially this is because of the election result. but, i feel energised by a lot of the cool things being built in crypto again: hyperliquid, zcash, stablecoin supercyle, and so on. feels like a good time to be on the field instead of an idiot with a twitter account yapping nonsense. well, i guess i still will be that. anyway, job's not finished. onwards. oh fuck yeah, before i go, the final season of up only (now "unc only" due to our severe old age) will commence when we figure out who the guests should be lol cobber

@OlimpioCrypto @cobie Wow

WE ARE SO BACK coinbase.eth just purchased cobie's $25,000,000 NFT to force him and ledger, "like monkeys", to come back and do 8 episodes @cobie it's on your field now

Could do kwon tweet

@cobie Got it went long

This time is different (please god)

Wait... this was tweeted during the week of the all time high.... and then it never recovered It was literally the big week AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa he cant get away with this

@TrustlessState @poordart Holly shit didn’t knew the cuck from bankless was also a genocide apologist

The "one million dead children" is just a completely made up number. Today is the 2nd anniversary of 1200 deaths, at the hands of a violent invasion of a religious cult, that wishes death to anyone who doesn't believe in their interpretation of religion. Not only was there death, but there was rape, mutilation, and torture. You're telling me that we cannot remember this, just for one single day of the year?

This is an Oct 7th remembrance tweet 2 years later, and there are still 48 hostages left in Hamas' control Hopefully Oct 7th 2026 will be different