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@Someoneyouprob3 @jumpbugger You can't bring that in. We'd never see another Labour government.

@jumpbugger And an IQ over 65. That should stop almost all Reform votes

cap the voting age at 65 n see what happens

@justdavenow89 @SeanArm63979875 Bad day Dave?

@SeanArm63979875 i dont need to clutch its funny to watch reform fans celebrate doing worse than they thought :)

55 seats declared in scotland and reform have won zero... well done scotland

@hewton @JackWDart Trying to convince himself it isn't that bad

@JackWDart Ah, the clipped percentage approach. Then... Conservatives - rejected by 81% Labour - rejected by 85% Lib Dems - rejected by 86% Greens - rejected by 87% Your post is meaningless drivel.

Reform UK were rejected by more than 70% of voters yesterday, and the media is treating the result as terminal for Labour while almost entirely ignoring the fact that most people said no to the hatred, the division and the bigotry. That is the actual story.

@KayLFC05_ Good to see the Left taking it well

England by 2029

@MatthewStadlen Definitely not bitter?

Big disappointment for Reform. Looking like they’ve done worse than last year.

@GBPolitcs @christopherhope He can't have said this

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer: "I'm not going to walk away and plunge the country into chaos." [@christopherhope]

@alanrfrancis Yeah, that'll be it mate

BBC's Laura Kuenssberg & Chris Mason must be so happy their lack of insightful questioning have allowed Reform to win. #electiontresult2026

@ReturnOfDadbo @Rebartic Nice bit of casual racism there

@Rebartic Ahahahahaha. Some of my greatest hits. Pure Gammon Tears. Will you be requiring a safe space, you fucking mard arse?

No. Because they want to privatise the NHS. And I’m not a fucking moron.

@TouchlineX Yeah I'm sure he'll be getting emotional watching Curacao v Haiti

📺🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fox Sports will pay $50,000 to a die-hard football fan willing to watch every single World Cup match. • They have started a campaign to hire a 'Chief World Cup Watcher,' tasked with watching all 104 matches across the 39-day tournament • They will get a personal office; A custom-built, dream viewing space in the heart of New York City’s Times Square • Throughout the tournament, passersby will be able to witness the fan going through the emotional rollercoaster of tournament play in real time

@EternalSunrise7 @nocontextfm1 @BBCSport Later of Derby County fame

@nocontextfm1 @BBCSport Anyone old enough to remember Francesco Baiano from Champ Manager Italia? What a baller.

BBC ranked the most iconic video game footballers of all time and Cherno Samba came 2nd! 🔥 Via @BBCSport

@markgoldbridge You didn't consider that Chelsea are rat shit

Forest playing their reserves as well. West Ham could seriously catch them

@AlbonosReds What's the average attendance of Victim FC?

Are you telling me that attendance FC didn’t sell out a single game all season until Sheff Utd 😭

@Bbmorg The virtue signallers showing their true colours..

If you don’t vote Reform the unelected Zia Yusuf will make sure your local community pays for it. I’ve never heard of any UK politician making threats like he has.

@jhnstncpst @JulesAP011 @Bbmorg *you're

@JulesAP011 @Bbmorg It's a threat because it's exactly what he said if your area don't vote for Reform (UKIP) they'll make you pay for it but not helping with the infrastructure in that your surely not that thick

@_HenryBolton I guess it's a case of 'get what you vote for'

Reform says it will build new immigration centres in areas that vote Green. Democratic politics is not punitive. Authoritarian politics is. Illegal immigration policy, including the location of any detention centres, should be based on national objectives and requirements, security, operational necessity, efficiency, and logistics such as access to airfields for removal, not on punishing whole communities for how some - perhaps a minority - of them voted. As a policy is not only inefficient, it’s confrontational and deliberately divisive. It’d set voters against voters and councils against central government when the real task is to restore national control. Furthermore, detention centres should be offshore, or at least remote and secure, not dumped into population centres as a political stunt. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/0…

@SimonHarrisMBD An awful tragedy. Any left wing commentator or politician that have championed these crossings have blood on their hands today.

“PRotECt WOmeN AnD chILDreN!!!”

@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK I had a similar issue with eBay. Never sold anything on there since.

I’ve had my @eBay_UK account since 2012, 100% positive feedback. Always an honest buyer and seller for all sorts of things over the years. Put a PC component up for sale the other day and a guy offers me my minimum within 3hrs, I agree to sell it and post it the same day as he seemed desperate. I was crystal clear in my description that it was missing one of the original USB-C to USB-A cables as I lost it when I moved house and that a normal cable does the exact same job. Guy messages me demanding I either partially refund him for the ‘Missing’ cable or ‘I can have it back’ once delivered. I suggest he takes it up with eBay as he clearly didn’t read the advert. As you can see below he’s playing the buyer protection system and trying to extort money from me basically. He then puts in a return request for a reason that is completely null and void. I ring eBay and they suggest I accept the return request despite me not being in the wrong, I tell them I will not pander to people like that who are playing the system and would sooner not use their platform anymore. Now my account is under review and all payouts have been put on hold for at least 5 working days 😡 So fuck you @eBay_UK and your ridiculous system that always sides with the buyer regardless of what they say or how blatantly they abuse the system.

@RossMcCaff And for good reason.

@Number10cat To have the cat put down when he gets into number 10

What will the donor expect for their money?

@ftf_nr @triffic_stuff_ Does that work with all demographics?

@triffic_stuff_ As the manager he can refuse to serve whoever he wants.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON IN BRITAIN?! 😡 A Wetherspoons manager in Braintree has just been caught on camera openly refusing to serve customers who support Reform UK. “I’m deciding that”, he smugly tells punters. Refusing service over politics?! In a bloody pub?! Reform UK is currently the biggest party in the country, leading the polls at 25-28%, favourites to win the next election. These aren’t some fringe weirdos, they’re ordinary, hard-working Brits. The exact salt-of-the-earth customers who pack out Wetherspoons every week, keep the pints flowing and the lights on. Without them, half these pubs would be broke. And some snotty little bar manager thinks he can play political gatekeeper? F*ck off! That’s not how Britain works. You don’t get to ban paying customers because of who they vote for. If you can’t handle serving people with different views, don’t work with the public. Simple as. Tim Martin, sort this out and fire him immediately. This is a disgrace.