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@ericadamsfornyc The DC area is the Ethiopia of America, you dusty clown.

You think you’re far from home… and then you run into newlyweds Brendan and Dr. Beallor from Brooklyn in Ethiopia. Love is global. Brooklyn is everywhere. And New York is the Ethiopia of America!

Don't trust this nut to make your medical decisions? Us neither. That's why CA, OR, and WA are teaming up to launch a new "West Coast Health Alliance" to provide evidence-based unified recommendations to our residents.

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

Cory Booker (D-NJ) voted against Bernie’s resolution to block sales of assault rifles to Israel. This year, Israeli soldiers killed a 14-year-old from New Jersey.

@DCCarViolence The penalty should be having the car catapulted into the Potomac.

It’s incredibly selfish and antisocial to park in a dedicated bus lane during rush hour. The fine should be $5,000.

Damn. They got my ass.

Join us this Saturday, May 24, to celebrate the launch of the Exposed DC Photography Collection at @dcpl! We'll be at the Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library on the 5th Floor & rooftop garden all day, rain or shine. Free, but registration is required: exposeddcpl.eventbrite.com

#DarkWoke is rising.

@elonmusk memes are gonna be wild

He lied from the start - and some of us warned you about him.

@yonas christ almighty, you’re back

me waiting for the bathroom at the raven

If your IT guy dresses like this you don’t have to worry about crowdstrike

Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now. Why? Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem. This has screwed over Elon's side hustle xAI, right after raising $6 billion in equity. A thread. 🧵

@crookedsparrow Sometimes the laughter works, sometimes it doesn’t. I wish it wasn’t there at all.

@elonmusk Fact-checking Page Six is the example you chose for this?! LMFAO

Community Notes corrects all accounts: Presidents of countries, media, government agencies, advertisers. No exceptions. Nothing is perfect, but Notes is the best source of truth on the Internet by far.

@elonmusk There are already over one billion Americans

Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵 1. Wilma Hurskainen

It’s 2024 and there is absolutely no reason for native or web-based email applications to provide a Reply All button for BCC recipients.