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GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

@NateraGenetics Can you please help me with paying my bill?

@CoinbaseSupport I am locked out of my account and your website tells me to call your number and your answering machine says to go to the website. This is infuriating.

This is wild. We have an asshole in charge of our kids’ education in Jersey City.

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One thing Twitter is still good for: searching and seeing that you are not the only one who just felt New York City have an earthquake.

I was denied entry to Camden County Dems Convention. As a Latina woman candidate, I demand fairness. Time to abolish the county line for equal ballot access. Proud to stand for real representation. #Patricia4Senate #AbolishTheLineNJ @andykimnj @tammymurphynj @NJDSC

Nutrafol Launches Women’s Acne-fighting Skin Supplement trib.al/l1nj5rx

trauma bonding at a small marketing agency in your mid-20s

@NBCNewYork Wanted to get your attention on a situation in Jersey City related to children, police response and daycares. @yunapark/post/CxtZ1uxxwqz" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.net/@yunapark/post…

Anyone know this asshole?

@SlackHQ This update is deeply upsetting.

I'm at Ibiza Airport - @aena in Ibiza, Balearische Inseln, Illes Balears swarmapp.com/c/8G0MK85nbzC

#adjacentfestival (@ Atlantic City Boardwalk - @atlanticcitynow in Atlantic City, NJ) swarmapp.com/c/cOxfXqVeofB

Why is @StreamOnMax crapping out on us already?

#shedthesilence @nutrafol (@ Cacio e Pepe in New York, NY) swarmapp.com/c/2KKJAtQeitM

All I want is a sleek European wagon with excellent handling.

Angry comment about how Americans are SUV obsessed and so we get very little station wagon inventory here. 😡

@AskDyson If it helps, here is the subject line of our email thread. ET-8100371183120014897

@Dyson Hi, in need of support. Your team hasn't gotten back to me in 12 days. Our v10 Animal has been broken.