Zach Egolf

Here it is. Gunnar's HR, the way it was meant to be enjoyed.

So @comcast, who provides my Internet and cable, which gives me access to @masnOrioles, has assigned my house with a Reston, VA ip address, which makes me unable to subscribe to and watch MASN. Any help @comcast ?

@lids I BET YOU WON'T

IT'S ALL CAPS DAY! IF YOU REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS, WE MIGHT JUST SEND YOU A FREE HAT!

@FortniteStatus I have an active crew membership through Gamepass, but I'm not getting the passes. Any help?

@walmarthelp good morning. Any chance you can help with my previous request?

@walmarthelp Good morning. Having an issue with the Tire Road Hazard protection. Any help would be appreciated.

@walmarthelp hi there. Got an issue with the tire road hazard protection. Any help would be appreciated

If your pet ever shows any symptoms of...literally anything, ever, don't expect @PetsBest to cover a single penny if you have to get that dog euthanized to end her miserable, painful suffering. Instead, just let the dog get hit by a car so that "accidental death" is covered.

And they're going to give us a discounted rate for the outage, right? Oh, our rates will keep going up? No thanks.

Why is @Verizon removing loyalty discounts? @VerizonSupport

I hate this so much

Absolutely not. 0/10 stars.

Not really sure what the point of registering a @harttoolsusa tool on their website is, if I still have to find the receipt from 3 years ago to make a warranty claim.

Have you sharted as an adult?

@iHateJJRedick No. Potato wedges are ass.

$1,000,000 tax free is dropped into your account but you have to eat Royal Farms potato wedges instead of French fries for the rest of your life. Do you do it?

I really wish @MicrosoftHelps could fix the "Cannot access services and subscriptions. TraceID: lqKXHWwP2kuKc" issue that's been happening for months.

@official_throne The chair. Our current office chairs are so busted and gnarly.

POV: You're upgrading your setup for free. Which one are you choosing? 👀

@SteelSeries Would love the Arctis Nova Pro Wireless for PC & PlayStation

no fake product, no meme, no fools just a thank you for riding with us: picking one or two people who reply to this tweet with what SteelSeries product they want to reward them with it (will reply directly to a couple of you by end of week to notify and then will follow up in DM for shipping info) 🧡🫡

@helldivers2 F

Helldivers, the anniversary surprises are not over! It has been a year of hard fighting: of high stakes, of victories, and of losses. To commemorate this momentous year, we call on you, Helldivers, to pay your respects to all that has transpired. Comment "F" on any of our social media channels. Should the respect quotient be met, High Command may reward you all for your dedication. The required quota remains classified.

@official_throne Boy howdy could I ever!

Reply to this post if you could use a new chair ⤵️