@ziggy

Another day, another disappointing @United experience. We buy a flight with Miles we earned by using our United card, pay for the taxes/fees with said card, then don’t get the free checked bag benefit said card is supposed to have. Constantly coming up short for their customers.

LOL.

@amparnass @dangreene IphoneX?? you fancy huh 💁🏻‍♀️

@montythepuppy oh man, i hope my mom doesn’t hear that. i’m still very much in the puppy phase and am not planning on that changing any time soon... 🐶😉😈

.@montythepuppy happy birthday, bro!! high five! 💙

@justhouser @FionaMraz @jodybswartz Who hates avocados?!?

I served in the USMC with excellent men & women. Pretty sure I served with excellent LGBT folks. You know what matters most? Excellence.

@Gingeritathedog @montythepuppy and I use all of them depending on my mood.

@Gingeritathedog @montythepuppy uh, yeah, doesn't everyone? peasants!

my friend, harvey, can be a real pain in the a$$ sometimes.

@montythepuppy bro, you look just as bored as I do... come play with me!

thanks mom for getting me a dog pool to beat the heat!

I love the subtle kick in the balls SF gives @realdonaldtrump at every opportunity. @ForeignCinemaSF #resist

@KCPacini srsly?? babies love me! will have my mom DM you. 🐶

who has 2 thumbs and wants to hang out with (and feed/walk) me from may 26-june 2? this gu... wait...

@Gleesonmg214 @Gingeritathedog lookin' good, Ging!!!

@dleemattox @lbuydos i'm cuter.

@Gleesonmg214 @Gingeritathedog Ging, we gotta hang! Looks like we have a lot in common!

@lbuydos @Casper I approve of your pillows too. 2 paws up.

@juliedelcarlo @montythepuppy haha, happens to me all the time bro!