Flyover Father

@WorkElizab Yep, used to need a key to open sardine cans, too.

Age test

@AntiLeftMemes His prosthetic chest feeder.

What will Pete Buttigieg be remembered for?

@bagshaw2112 Looks like the hotel has bathroom problems.

This is not AI or Manipulated . It is an actual sign I took in a hotel I was staying in . read the whole sign and tell me what is wrong 😆😆🙈🙈#youhadonejob

@RepRobertGarcia Got your little pink panties in a wad again, Robert?

Donald Trump is raising your gas prices with a war that nobody wants. He needs to end his actions in Iran and start focusing on affordability for the American people.

@LeslieMarshall Hey DUMBASS Leslie, and #Democrats have tried to DESTROY @ICEgov and @CBP. We KNOW the game these CLOWN #Democrats are playing.

Americans aren't stupid Nancy; Republicans are in control of the House, Senate & White House. You have money to pay ICE and you guys on the right, voted NINE times NOT to fund TSA. So it's you and your party that is to blame. And in November, that will be blatantly obvious

@maziehirono BULLSHIT, DUMBASS. This is another #SchumerShutdown.

All those long, long lines you're seeing at the airport are thanks to one man: Donald Trump. He was presented with a deal to fund TSA along with the rest of DHS except ICE, and he said no. This is on him.

@DawnsMission 1,000% YES

Do you believe that putting a child on puberty blockers for gender dysphoria should be illegal?

@CoryBooker Pull your little pink panties up tighter, Spartacus.

My message to Trump & Vance is clear: pay TSA and get ICE the hell out of our airports.

@Rep_Stansbury You truly are a #Democrat DUMBASS.

Just because the President deploys ICE agents to airports, doesn’t change the fact that: 1. He’s in the Epstein Files. 2. He’s started an unauthorized war that he can’t find his way out of. 3. Americans are struggling to survive, and he’s failed to pass legislation to make it better, even though his party controls the House, the Senate, and the White House. It’s time for accountability.

@RepPettersen BULLSHIT, DUMBASS.

Democrats have been fighting to make sure TSA officers get paid — Republicans said no. Now, Trump is sending ICE agents — who are not trained for airport security — to try & fix a problem he created in the first place. This is what incompetence looks like & it puts all of us at risk.

@MarkWarner BULLSHIT, DUMBASS. This is another #SchumerShutdown.

Democrats - and now members of the Republican leadership - have attempted to fund TSA and most of DHS only to continuously be blocked by President Trump. Let’s be clear: Trump is responsible for the DHS shutdown.

@repdeliaramirez BULLSHIT, DUMBASS.

The Senate will soon vote to confirm Sen. Mullin as DHS Secretary. Every Senate Democrat should be voting HELL NO!

@SenatorHick Yeah, and you tried TEN TIMES to DESTROY @ICEgov and @CBP. We KNOW the game you're playing; we ARE NOT as STUPID as you.

ICE isn’t the president's personal enforcement arm.   Over the weekend, we voted to pay TSA workers for the TENTH time. Republicans blocked it again. End the chaos.

@RepPressley BULLSHIT, DUMBASS.

Rogue ICE agents have no business at our nation’s airports. This has nothing to do with public safety because it’s making everyone less safe. This is all just meant to intimidate. The cruelty is the point.

@RepMcGovern BULLSHIT, DUMBASS.

We should all be terrified of the world this Administration is creating—a world where dictators, war criminals & billionaires rule supreme while working people get screwed & killed in reckless wars of choice.

@kgiselle653 Grab your little pink panties, there are 77 million of us who DO NOT REGRET our votes for @realDonaldTrump, not even for a nanosecond.

I don't care if these dumbasses are regretting their vote. They already fucked us.

@Hickenlooper BULLSHIT, DUMBASS, We ARE NOT as STUPID as you are.

This weekend, Republicans denied our attempts to pay TSA workers. Now, the president is sending ICE into airports. This is a sure-fire way to create even more chaos.

@SenSchumer BULLSHIT, Chuckie. This is another #SchumerShutdown.

A month ago, the national price of gasoline as $2.93 a gallon. Today it's $3.94. One man is to blame: Donald Trump.

@SenMarkKelly Hey DUMBASS, @realDonaldTrump WILL NEVER accept a #Democrat deal that PURPOSELY tries to DESTROY @ICEgov and @CBP, so that you CLOWNS can continue @JoeBiden's ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT INVASION. @LeaderJohnThune should have known better than to even offer that option to @realDonaldTrump.

The chaos at airports could end today but there is one person singlehandedly blocking the effort to get paychecks to TSA: Donald Trump. He refuses to accept a deal and would rather leave Americans standing in lines for hours.

@NotDevinsMom BULLSHIT, DUMBASS.

ICE agents need to be in prison for the rest of their life.