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@NHL @espn Ok that’s actually pretty cool!

INTRODUCING, THE ZAMMOTH!!! 🤩 📺: @espn ➡️ espn.com/watch

@EvanMahoney_ @gatorsafterdark @MLB Hahaha so true

@gatorsafterdark Hey @MLB, you need to tap into the stoner market more. Baseball is the perfect game for relaxing, and it has the perfect munchie food.

You can literally just smoke a joint and go to a baseball game by yourself

@UAPReportingCnt I wanna say it’s possibly a falcon 9 launch but I dunno. Looks a little off from that. Hm

🚨 Remote drillers in Canada’s Yukon just witnessed something bizarre in the night sky. A pulsating light hovered silently… then suddenly accelerated at incredible speed and vanished. Witnesses say its movements didn’t resemble any known aircraft.

@Bertiessmile @ginamilan_ No proof of that statement being true but what’s insane is you’d rather side with Iran because they are not pedophiles???? Lmfaoooo you people need help.

@ginamilan_ Insane is siding with a pedophile. Hope that helps.

It’s fucking insane living in a country where people hate the president so much they’d rather side with terrorists than see him succeed in any negotiation.

@mbrleigh Dang and I missed it. That’s what I get for going to work lol. Gotta find me that clip

ARTEMIS II IS CALLING THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION!!! THE ISS CAN SEE ARTEMIS II “It’s fun to be up in space with you at the same time”

@Alexphysics13 Nah now they’re just saying this photo is ai. There’s no reasoning with these people. Can’t fix stupid.

All the "where are the stars?!" people in shambles right now

@gregrice19771 @basiWX @astro_jaz So when there’s no stars it’s fake cause nasa forgot to add the stars and when you see stars you call the pic ai. There is no pleasing you people. Can’t fix stupid

@basiWX @astro_jaz Never seen a dumb picture of stars taken from the ground before? Or have you seen fake AI? Mortal man can not ever enter the heavens. It is sacrilege.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

@TeslaPatriot @ItsGoneAwry

@Liizard_king @ItsGoneAwry That was a Hollywood hoax.

The women seem to outnumber the men in Mission Control and are a huge part of this Artemis mission. I don’t think we have a problem with women in STEM.

@TeslaPatriot @ItsGoneAwry So you’re saying she wasn’t a real person?

@GRIT0DESAUDADE Pronouns in the bio

sorry i don’t get this how does an entirely different country’s immigration gestapo get to even enter canada

@WhiteConservat3 @Dyingforadream @stellarman22 One big parking lot

@Dyingforadream @stellarman22 Trump plays 3d chess, he will send in dud bombs, then nuke them in self defense. Schools and all. I don’t care at this point, Iran wants to act tough, make them pay

🚨 B-52s are departing RAF Fairford! Local video shows a loaded B-52 taking off. ~7 hour combat flight time to Iran puts them in striking range by 8pm

@SpaceByStorm @JPMajor @NASAArtemis It’s probably hard to take it all in right now with so much work to be done still but when they get back safely this is all gonna take weeks to process lol

@JPMajor With this total solar eclipse the @NASAArtemis astronauts are experiencing while swinging around the Moon they can see Venus, Mars and Saturn plus stars! So awesome!!! 😎 I would love to be there experiencing that!!!!

Quotes from the dark side: "We've got lots of stars...there are definitely stars. It's a wicked view..." "It is absolutely spectacular, surreal...there's no adjective to describe what we're seeing here." "We can absolutely see the color of Mars. That's awesome." #ArtemisII

@OliviaStalvey And thats always the scariest part. We’ve lost astronauts coming in from the space station and Orion will be coming in hotter.

Okay now we just have to get our homies back home safely.

@lilbatzz It’s really too bad they can’t enjoy this with the rest of us. This is amazing!!!

Just because your brain can’t comprehend people going to the moon doesn’t mean it’s fake or a conspiracy. Just have some wonder and whimsy and take enjoyment in the fact that humans are capable of incredible wonderful things amidst the bad. Don’t live so negatively.

@astrasdoctor They showed video of them watching the launch. I’m sure they’ve tuned in for more since then

do we think the astronauts on iss are watching the stream too

@realgoodrealhot @TemzyD Deep space we’ve got a pretty good record but we’ve lost numerous astronauts on reentry and ground testing

@TemzyD It's not scary. Everyone we send into deep space survives every time. Relax

Being an astronaut is actually insane. You’re not watching the Moon from Earth, you’re right there with it. And the scariest part? Everything outside your spacecraft isn’t made for you. It doesn’t support life. One mistake and that’s it.

@thatkaleigh @uncreativetom Brilliant!!!!

@uncreativetom If I’m on Apple marketing team I’m immediately starting a capturing our world campaign & showing all different things, kids, parents, pets, etc. then shifting to the environment and ending it with these photos - tag line “Our World Captured on iPhone” no matter how big or small

This is uncontested the greatest image ever taken on a smartphone right

@Rainmaker1973 Woah!!!!

Far side of the Moon by Artemis II

@adrianmkemp @BillWoo66472598 @NASAAdmin Jesus Christ why are you so angry?

@BillWoo66472598 @NASAAdmin And there was no need whatsoever to "go further" except to appease morons. Which they have done magnificently, the morons are out in full force broadcasting how dumb they are.

Artemis II has reached its maximum distance from Earth. On the far side of the Moon, 252,756 miles away, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy have now traveled farther from Earth than any humans in history and now begin their journey home. Before they left, they said they hoped this mission would be forgotten, but it will be remembered as the moment people started to believe that America can once again do the near-impossible and change the world. Congratulations to this incredible crew and the entire NASA team, our international and commercial partners, but this mission isn’t over until they’re under safe parachutes, splashing down into the Pacific.