Lisa

@MicrosoftHelps hanging up on me just because it is now 5pm does not mean you provided quality service. Anyone want to take bets that they closed my ticket successfully?

Dear @AmericanExpress, You can get rid of this 2 hr rule at the #centurionlounges anytime. There are other ways to manage traffic flows but remember we pay for this benefit as part of our membership. Sincerely, #Exhausted and #Exasperated

@ThebestFigen Bruce.

If this dog was yours, what would you name it?

@MerriamWebster Actually.

What word is overused?

@CzechArtGirl @MerriamWebster This one needs to line up

@MerriamWebster Queue

@AsimRang @MerriamWebster Pseudonym

What silent letter is the most unhinged?

If you were going to make an evil lair, a la James Bond Villain level, where would you put it? Asking for a friend.

@RogersHelps @Rogers Done!

@Rogers @LisaDSmith Hey Lisa! I see your DM! If you can kindly follow @Rogershelps so we can reply to it! Let me know when you have followed! Thank you! ^cp

Dear @Rogers, After 20 years, we need to break up. While this is hard, you have been taking me for granted. #ItsNotMeItsYou Your plans are outrageously expensive, your service is poor and I realized I have other options. Thanks for everything but it's time to go.

@LadyK_Skye @MarkHamill I would upvote this addition @MerriamWebster

@MarkHamill I make up words. My Best: Tonature ~ Intonation His manner of tonature when speaking.

His made up words are fun, (DISINFORMATES, MISINFORMATES, COVFEFE, etc.) but his more-than plentiful misspellings absolutely RULE!👍 Here's but a few: STOLLEN/stolen-HONER/honor-HONERED/honored-TAPP/tap-UNPRESIDENTED/unprecedented-SMOCKING/smoking-SOLE/soul-FRORIDA/Florida-ROLL/role-COUNSEL/council-HEEL/heal-MELANIE/Melania-CAPITAL HILL/Capitol Hill-INFAIR/unfair-SHOEBIZ/Showbiz-MARINE CORE/Marine Corps-BOARDER/border-ROLL/role-LOOSE/lose-LEIGHTWEIGHT/lightweight-GREST/great-HEARBY/hereby &, of course, the always memorable: HAMBERDERS/hamburgers. 🍔🍔 This is merely a partial list, but undoubtedly, we can all look forward to the frequent & numerous misspellings sure to come! #TheBestWords 🙄

@buffys Caffeine

@SusanKarpatkin @ActSecJulieSu @JortsTheCat Like they do in Canada 🇨🇦

@ActSecJulieSu @JortsTheCat And they should get credit towards years of Social Security insurance, when they stay home to raise a family or to do caregiving of a family member.

Women should be paid the same as men for the same work. This shouldn't be controversial.

@DontCallMeDebby I still do it. I'm told it makes my writing look old fashioned. It's really from when people were literate. The double space indicated a slightly longer pause in speaking. It's like phrase marks in music.

I’m not sure I can stop 🥹

@AzblueC @without_are @LeslieEsc There are lots of restaurants near or in business districts where business travelers eat alone all the time. Start there. Hotel restaurants used to even offer you newspapers :)

@without_are @LeslieEsc That’s a great point. I am always interacting with the staff and it really makes you comfortable

@CNNSitRoom @CNN 1. States have the power to run THEIR elections but this is a FEDERAL election and citizens deserve consistency 2. It's about QUALIFIED candidates. 3. @nytimes or @washingtonpost should do the analysis of the tax payer money spent on bureaucratic overhead

Apparently even a manager call back is 3-5 DAYS! This isn't about just getting a cheaper price. This is about being double billed for over 7 months and being canceled even though my account is in perfect standing.

Does anyone know if @Rogers has a consumer ombudsman service and if so how to reach them? #reallyreallybadcustomerservice #rogers

@MadelnCanada Ugh.

King Charles lll officially replaces Queen Elizabeth on Canadian coins, thoughts? 💭 🇨🇦

@HumansNoContext Djibouti

Name a country without the letter "a"

@ConsultingHumor Watches for one of the team to make a break for it and "switch" sides.

POV: It's 1AM. Your team is working in the hotel lobby. You spot another team working across the room. You try to identify which firm they work for based on their laptops. The sexual tension intensifies.