Tim

Nobody panic. Just renovating my profile.

@elonmusk @doganuraldesign x.com/ruffbuffet/sta…

@doganuraldesign Me too

Fuck it, man. I’m so sick of these algorithm changes.

The best algorithm is no algorithm. Switch to the Following feed today and sort it by Most Recent.

@Kelly8694042951 @AFpost 🤣

@RuffBuffet @AFpost Murder of Charlie Kirk, murder of Trump's accomplice Epstein, staging the Butler incident (another murder), eating babies, corruption in office... That's a start.

Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzker speaks about a Democratic "Project 2029" in which members of the current Trump administration, along with federal agents, will be criminally and civilly prosecuted. "Whatever it is that we can do. It may be that you cannot criminally prosecute somebody, but you can go after them civilly." Follow: @AFpost

@NevrEnoughX @HustleBitch_ True for me on the Cybertruck. Model 3 is still problematic at times.

@RuffBuffet @HustleBitch_ I rarely have to take my phone or my keycard out of my pocket.

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@Fincey47 @HustleBitch_ Tesla is the same.

@HustleBitch_ ekey on your phone is the best using NFC. MINI has it. Walk up to the car, it unlocks. Walk away, it locks. No FOB needed, unless you want to use it.

@NevrEnoughX @HustleBitch_ Only difference is, our cards actually work.

@HustleBitch_ Tesla owners watching this

Early stalkless Teslas still had the one press/double press option for TACC/Autosteer, too. It worked because only Autosteer/FSD had a chime. Cruise enabled silently. More idiot-proof now, but it still sucks when I hitch up and hit the road and forget to switch to TACC because we can’t do it while moving. Trailer mode needs to do this automatically until FSD can tow. Even on my 3, there are times where Autosteer and FSD both can’t handle a situation or conditions but TACC can (maintaining highway speed in heavy rain, for instance). Let me easily switch between them, Tesla. Both GM and Stellantis have a quick, easy, and obvious way to choose between basic cruise and adaptive cruise.

On my (2024) the button only does one thing. It turns on/off FSD. If I have autopilot enabled instead it will turn on/off autopilot. Having a button or stalk serve multiple purposes when it comes to autonomous features is (IMO) a bad idea. I realize that’s how older teslas work, and I think it’s a bad design.

Rivian Universal Hands-Free vs Tesla Self-Driving This was my first time testing Rivian's new Universal Hands-Free, and I was honestly surprised by how it performed. I understand this is their first attempt and it will only improve from here, but truthfully, it is worse than any version of FSD or Autopilot I have ever used. I respect Rivian as a company, but I always try to remain unbiased in my opinions, so here are my unfiltered thoughts on where UHF stands today. Hoping to test it more as the system receives major updates! Hope you all enjoy the video. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:45 Struggling to get UHF to turn on 1:25 Hard resetting the system 2:00 Enabling UHF 2:45 Max speed and lane changing 4:00 Strange warning 5:00 Disengagement 5:28 UHF fails on corner 7:58 Attention monitoring test 9:25 Harsh brake for merging vehicle 10:10 Changing driving styles 10:50 Harsh brake for bus 12:15 Robotic driving style 13:10 I am not comfortable using this 14:35 Parking capabilities 15:40 Getting into Tesla 16:50 FSD vs UHF thoughts 18:20 Final thoughts

@Pickenheim @DevinOlsenn Pull down and not towards, yes. Newer Teslas are one or two pushes on the right scroll wheel depending on settings and model year.

@RuffBuffet @DevinOlsenn except push down on right stalk?

@TheCaptainEli Tensor auto: x.com/niccruzpatane/…

@JSX423 Just auto-download it over cellular.

Since updates have gotten so boring and the Gold/Orange Download Arrow has lost it's magic.. Maybe an Exclamation Arrow for "exciting" releases.... 14.3 etc. Would cause a new buzz and something to look for.

@devahaz @zodattack It still is, but Elon decided to tackle the problem a different way since the direct approach is impossible.

Elon, Andreesen, Sacks, Ackman, Chamath, Vivek, on and on, I remember when for all these guys it was critical to elect Trump because our national debt was a crisis and existential threat to the future of America only he would tackle. Don’t hear so much about that anymore.

@ChadMoran Even if that was the case, she disengaged soon enough to apply some serious brakes and she didn’t. Regardless, it’s worth testing anyway to make sure it’s not a problem spot for FSD. Some accounts here are big enough to have the ear of Tesla execs.

@RuffBuffet I suspect what happened here is the truck thought it was on the highway still so it didn't anticipate the turn. On 13 my partners Model 3 would cross double yellows around our house all of the time.

Is this not a double standard? The CT was on FSD 13, this test on FSD 14. Every time I post a critical issue FSD has done 90% of the comments are yelling at me about how I'm "not on the latest version". Yet we're using a version 6 months newer to prove an older one DIDN'T do something?

@ChadMoran @PGStheone The real reason people get trapped in Teslas that catch fire is because the crash is so severe that it physically jams the doors shut. No door handle will solve a problem that requires hydraulic power tools.

@RuffBuffet @PGStheone You can't prove a negative by doing a thing positively, that's now how logic works.

@ChadMoran Yes

@RuffBuffet hah, do you have v12?

@PGStheone @ChadMoran No need to burn a car because we know how to use the mechanical door releases, the same ones that Tesla newbie passengers all use.

@ChadMoran Imagine the cult level thought process that you have to go to the location and try to replicate it like you're a private investigator. 🙄 I wonder which one will set their car on fire to prove the doors still work.

@allymya62 @Gotsthoughts @timburchett What does that have to do with Scott’s racism?

That is not diversity.

@Tryangle He’s live now. x.com/thecaptaineli/…

Work got in the way of hosting an early space today, but don’t miss @TheCaptainEli ‘s space at 1pm ET!!! Looking forward to having some company on my trip!