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how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

@ongoddom no you’re right she wants you so bad

@wkeyholder I'm good bruh

only need two more for a threesome, any interest?

@ongoddom @CHE5PlN @essaffii get a grip bro

@CHE5PlN @essaffii @wkeyholder Us three @CHE5PlN

i had some bigger accounts follow me after that one tweet and it feels like i have D1 scouts monitoring my shit now

@LoveCaliToo make it 6!

I tweet because sometimes I get 5 likes and my dopamine rushes.

could do it on my own but i like when you help me

@Sk8V4 It means you’re in the right spot

@wkeyholder This implies just paying for the horniness to go away

being horny on twitter is like being hungry in a restaurant

fuckin love this shirt

@Emma1234_W @neekokix he likes you a lot

@neekokix I just did this it was horrible and he was out of breath before I could even touch him and came without either of taking our clothes off

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

@CHE5PlN okay i have you down

@wkeyholder me pls

man a sunset kayak tour sounds like an incredible date

@fairy_bagmother perfect

@wkeyholder Don’t know what that means

Is he hot or is he just sunglass fishing

song of the day open.spotify.com/track/1Mbdu2b4…

journaling in my safe space don’t disturb me

@hisfavstepdad surely you didn’t see the first 6

if i didnt follow you back the first time why would you think unfollowing and refollowing me SEVEN TIMES would change my mind

@wormpuller You cooked

Girl youre so sexy lets get high n watch the decline of western civilization together

@ashmaaaack 10/10 would lose to you and take it like a champ

@wkeyholder Sore loser?

i just want to get drunk & play scrabble with a pretty girl who can’t spell

@lowcortisol “marginalized gender tournament”

This is a women’s tournament. Why do I see 5 guys