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How it feels using the stair master at the gym

@julia__klever @Peimancykably4t Iran doesn’t get to pretend they’re against killing civilians. You’re being very stupid

@Peimancykably4t Aww but nobody cares about that right now. Y’all fired first, keep bombing schools, killing children, & calling yourselves the good guys. You’re the terrorists here.

Am I being fucking trolled right now or what. The country who’s got the highest execution rate per capita in the world who also just mowed down thousands a few months ago… has the GALL to pander with this horseshit. This is a different level of ironic

@nosoup4knowles @JackPosobiec Borscht isn’t a soup? Is it a stew?

@JackPosobiec Cereal isn't soup. And neither is borscht.

A hot dog is a sandwich

@CosmiicRaven @TopherStoll @AugustusinT I mean The Martian movie doesn’t really have anything political to say. It’s a stranded on an island movie in space. It includes themes about teamwork and stuff but it’s not really telling you anything about it, that’s just how the story went.

@TopherStoll @AugustusinT "I never try yo say anything ever with my work" is both insane and also probably just not true??? Like even unintentionally youre GOING to put your perspective into your work lmao

This discourse is going to kill me. The entire world, including Andy Weir, cannot wrap their heads around the truth that- A. Star Trek has always been very progressive and political and that’s a key part of its identity. B. Modern trek is mostly very stupid and bad and it’s not because its politics have shifted.

@GotownedU90175 @Arakkun @Veryfancysavior @SamGradyWrites Do you really think if more Israelis were getting killed Israel would respond by killing less Palestinians or more?

@Arakkun @Veryfancysavior @SamGradyWrites Israel doesn’t need an excuse to kill Palestinians stupid c-unt

The Online Leftist argument: "AOC voted to fund Israel!!" -when? What bill? "H.R. 4016!" -but AOC voted no. "No! MGT's bill! To defund Israel!" -that was an amendment "AOC voted to fund Israel!!" -But AOC voted no on the bill that funded Israel. "AOC SUPPORTS FUNDING ISRAEL!!!"

@HTied2 @ItsKingSlime It had more to do with marketing towards Asians who think Ls in products means exotic/high quality

@ItsKingSlime Why racist against Asians of all ppl?

Bobby Lee was SHOOK after Chris Distefano revealed that the Lululemon founder named his company “Lululemon” because he was RACIST towards Chinese people & didn’t want them to properly pronounce it 🤯💀

@JayVTheGreat Knicks fans

Why is the NBA hosting pride nights??? How does that align with basketball?

@KyleKulinski lol whinyfgt

@donie @jaketapper @PeterHamby @JonahPlatt @TheLeadCNN Absolutely disgusting hit job, CNN should be ashamed of itself. Israel just green lit the mass murder of 10,000 Palestinian hostages and this is what you talk about.

The debate about Hasan Piker's role in Democratic Party politics - @jaketapper discusses with @PeterHamby and @JonahPlatt. @TheLeadCNN

@Alexhypno7 @kavickers23 @hasanthehun No, dummy. Maga calling you guys out for your fake anti-imperialism

@kavickers23 @hasanthehun MAGA speaking about anti-imperialism

the us doesn’t want peaceful reunification. but they’re maybe too busy rn.

@MrTCHarris They're enemies of the US. That's all they need

Can someone please explain to me how supporting the Islamic Republic of Iran can be considered "Left-wing"?

@OtitamSpeaks You're an idiot

@FishThoughts @mazemoore @DailyMail Now they’re going to pretend that they don’t know what inconclusive means and pretend like it’s still a rock solid case against the patsy. That or they’ll blame Candace Owens and Joe Kent….

Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims trib.al/sWEJfeN

@OtitamSpeaks @mazemoore @DailyMail "inconclusive"

@mazemoore @DailyMail Wrong…it’s based DIRECTLY on the ATF report and its findings.

@Clapped_Dre is he talking about dudes who call themselves women or just going on an anti same sex parent rant?

Dawg your mom is a women’s basketball coach

@Naim__Ali @_willcompton @ClayTravis cancel culture is dead? x.com/ShamsCharania/…

@_willcompton @ClayTravis No it wouldn’t cancel culture is dead. Pedophiles run the world. Everybody can do what they want. Nobody gives af. Make funny content or be ignored

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@Abby_U2 @godsfavoriteant @ashveilburger Do Africans shove their hands in their mouths when eating burgers?

@godsfavoriteant @ashveilburger That’s a lot of words for I don’t wash my hands

How the fuck do you eat a burger then

This might be a stronger clap back than you’ve had against the war or your corrupt colleagues. But we don’t need any more silly beefs like this. You voted in favor of Iron Dome a couple of times. That’s ok, water under the bridge. You voted for IHRA definition of antisemitism, which is inexplicable and egregious. Of course, sending any kind of weapons to Israel is worse than the speech you blocked, but it’s against all progressive beliefs to equate criticism of Israel with antisemitism. I know that stuff is really popular in Washington, but it’s unacceptable to take our speech rights away like that. But everything in the past is erased the minute you start fighting. So, please fight as hard as you can against this war, the insane Israeli aggression and the occupation. No, you’re not fighting nearly hard enough right now. Yes, we would like you in the battlefield next to us. If you can’t fight the establishment over this, what can you fight them over? Either you put your boots on and stand a post or we’re not interested in any sarcastic comments toward people who have been fighting against this war and Israel’s control over this country in the trenches this whole time.

@IpManFreyy @SocialistMMA @_rathbone @AOC @AnaKasparian Missiles that shoot offensive missiles out of the sky. Shields for the sky

@SocialistMMA @_rathbone @AOC @AnaKasparian What the fuck are even defensive weapons? Shields?

Today, the FBI and NYPD disrupted a plot by a member of a pro-Israel terrorist organization to assassinate Nerdeen Kiswani. This is a reprehensible act of political violence. There is no place for it in our city nor our country. I am thankful Ms. Kiswani is safe and the assailant is under arrest.

@dialecticaldiva @waterspeck1 I am blessed with stupid enemies

@waterspeck1 Sorry I didn’t realise we were still living in 18th century France, under the same material conditions :(

For everyone that’s confused, the left of politics STARTS at anti-capitalism. Liberals are not leftists, the democrats are not leftists. Socialists and communists are leftists.

@pheebs167747 @woodstockSSB They don’t want to be a different gender. They want to be a completely different person. The monsters who transition into women look nothing like the women they’re so attracted to and want to be.

@woodstockSSB Mate that's a sign of being trans. You don't necessarily need dysphoria, if you know you'll be happier living as another gender then you gotta transition

The replies telling him to transition are crazy to me

@CattMansfield @TheDemSlayer @andhu_aaj You think millions were killed here?

@TheDemSlayer @andhu_aaj Are you fucked up or just stoopid? Fucking retahd!

A Palestinian mother in Gaza saw images of her son online and rushed to the hospital. When she arrived, she discovered that the blood was all fake. The Palestinians were just staging a scene for their Pallywood propaganda. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY DO. THEY LIE! CONSTANTLY.

@thestustustudio And Charlie Kirk was the dangerous one?

🚨 Far-Left Stream Goes Mask-Off: “I Do Agit Propaganda” + “Maybe Russia Should Bomb The White House” This is a supercut of a conversation between Lily Eagla and Will of WillzTalks, and it is a pretty revealing look at two far-left influencers and where their ideology stands today. Lily talks about her Cuba trip with The People's Forum and basically says the quiet part out loud. She openly describes herself as doing “agit propaganda” to convert people to anti-capitalism, and admits that even if “90%” of what she saw in Cuba was lies, she would still come away thinking it was more humane than the United States. Will is not much better. Right out of the gate, he says he would be comfortable with Russia bombing the White House, then pivots into rhetoric about exploited people lashing out violently at executives. He throws in the usual “I legally can’t say that” disclaimer, but the implication is pretty clear. What really stands out, though, is how they talk about Zohran Mamdani. This is a good clip because it shows that for people this far left, Zohran is not some bold revolutionary figure. He is still too reformist, too little, too late. They are not aspiring to reform the system. They are openly talking like people who think the only logical endpoint is communism. That is the real value of the clip. It is not just Lily admitting she is comfortable with propaganda or does not care if Cuba is lying. It is that both of them are showing you a political mindset that has already moved well past reform and into open revolutionary thinking.