Matthew Round

@EssentialMastry Bottom-up psychology

@MirrorPolitics Israel, in the meantime bombing Lebanon gutless twat

BREAKING Donald Trump backs down and agrees to ceasefire with Iran mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@RhonddaBryant @forwardnotback Treasury job description???????

@forwardnotback Have you nit seen chitty chitty bang bang?

I didn’t know this Origin of “posh”

@labourunionsuk Israel is still bombing Lebanon !

This weekend, we’re out campaigning across the country. ✊🌹 Join the Labour movement and help show the difference a Labour Government is making while building support for delivering the #NewDeal in full. Sign up now: labourunions.org.uk/newdealcampaign

@hol40900 His moral compass is so fucked up let's hope there's a quicker general election US

Liz Truss – the woman who crashed the economy in 49 days and left mortgages soaring – is now lecturing Keir Starmer about "patriotism." Girl, you lasted less than a lettuce. Maybe sit this one out.

@SarahForRuncorn @RiversideUK Job 23

Riverside Housing are failing my residents. That is simply not good enough. @RiversideUK

@trussliz Revolting president

Is the American media revolution coming to Britain?

@TiceRichard No brown bitumen!

Reeves blocking £17.5bn North Sea investment; continuing Tory Net Zero disaster Reform will: 🇬🇧 grant oil & gas licences 🇬🇧 unleash investment surge 🇬🇧 create jobs 🇬🇧 enable energy independence 🇬🇧 lower bills Vote Reform, get Reform thetimes.com/article/e86168…

@StephenMorganMP Reading is always a challenge and always will be. Now get the fluffy literacy bollocks into your head

This month, Amanda Martin MP and I are bringing together local families to help shape this Government’s vision for the future of our Special Educational Needs and Disabilities (SEND) system. Sign up to share your views👇🏻 stephenmorgan.org.uk/contact/events

@mmpadellan Nuclear muscle

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons... a war might be started... by little men, the ones moved by fear and pride." Hillary was right about everything.

@Parody_PM Not bad!

On the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to reflect on what a cruel, heartless sack of shit she was.

@CCHQPress You thought you were here tonight..........!

Labour's much-trumpeted 1.5 million homes target is disappearing into the distance. Their abysmal failure to deliver new housing is clear for all to see. So why do they keep repeating their promise when they know they are breaking it? order-order.com/2026/04/08/lab…

@KamalaHarris Caveat Emptor

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

@Councillorsuzie CPO

Ridiculous. Those that work pay for those who make expensive choices and often don’t work and have never paid into the system. This is unfair Ms Phillipson, unfair for those of us working hard and paying tax.

@UniofOxford @oiioxford BURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

'It’s important to remember that if we’re not paying for a product, we usually are the product' - Dr Victoria Nash from @oiioxford A jury case in California last month has raised questions about whether social media platforms are designed to be addictive. So what does this mean for policy and regulation?

@laughnowmonkey Revenue generator

I don't know how he does it but he has a way of becoming more unlikable every. Single. Day.

@Telegraph COP to crown land ownership better chance of controlling business/corporate rates?????? By capping them?????

The Conservative Party leader accused the British Medical Association (BMA) of “betraying the patients that its members swore to serve” 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…

@ZelenskyyUa Dirty power

Report from Commander-in-Chief Oleksandr Syrskyi and Chief of the General Staff Andrii Hnatov on the situation at the front and our operations. First – we discussed prospects in the Oleksandrivskyi and Pokrovsk directions. This is where the Russian army is currently concentrating its main efforts, and accordingly, where our counteraction is focused. I am grateful to all our units for the tangible results in destroying the occupiers. Second – there was a report on our deep strikes and the relevant priorities. Ukrainian long-range sanctions are effectively reducing Russia’s revenues, primarily from oil. This is evident in both the northeastern and southeastern sectors of active long-range operations. Third – together with the military command, I approved our next steps. It is important that strong Ukrainian positions at the front and in long-range capabilities also strengthen our position in diplomacy and in our relations with partners across multiple areas. This is exactly what is happening. Ukraine is defending itself and demonstrating its ability to strengthen the security of others. Glory to Ukraine!

@CockertonMark The purple book

For all the faults of X, it does keep the receipts.

@LBC @lewis_goodall Little prick has caused more damage to businesses

“He’s less an Emperor of Rome and more a Wizard of Oz.” This is the moment when Trump’s authority looks to be ‘permanently destabilised,’ argues @lewis_goodall.