Cmdr. Guy Fieri

@jamesjcaruso @AmericanAir Jim stick to crunching numbers and trading spreadsheets. You don’t know a god damn thing about the NAS or how flow control through different sectors work. Have fun breaking this down to yourself but until you do, shut the fuck up. nasstatus.faa.gov

Now @AmericanAir insults our intelligence with a one-hour at-the-gate delay for “weather.” Not all your customers are that stupid. There is no #wx at #DFW or at #PHL or in between

@CaptBob_Nomadic @KarlenePetitt Not even close. I remember seeing this video when it came out. Captain is the leading cause here. Joking around, letting the coach sit in her control seat, meanwhile the FO looks like he’s about to crap himself. ALPA probably advised her to file an ASAP after the video went viral

This lawsuit and hearing should be getting more attention. If you are an airline pilot, it’s worth a read through. The eventual ruling could result in pilots being at risk for being fired for reporting safety concerns or incidents. Thanks @KarlenePetitt

@MattVincenziPGA Oh shut the fuck up. Dude just fired a 69, go blow yourself pony boy.

How do you do that in a major championship? Inexcusable

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No. Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no. But was it fun? Once again, no.

@dekker So fucking EPIC!!!!! He’s such a wild man I bet he was slugging so many beers too what a cool guy. He’s definitely on my Mount Rushmore of top dinner guest invites. So many vibes dude is so cool

Wait… you mean to tell me… he was in the COLD, and without a SHIRT?! This dude is insane 😅😭😭😭😭 I gotta send this to everyone

BREAKING - New video obtained by the BBC shows Alex Petti armed, spitting on federal agents, and kicking out a taillight one week before the CBP incident that claimed his life.

This is the most reasonable, factual, & respectful take I’ve heard regarding the Alex Pretti Border Patrol shooting in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Take a few minutes & give it a listen.

ADAM CAROLLA: “If my kid was like, ‘I’m gonna go out and antagonize ICE officers,’ I’d be like, ‘Can’t you just get on that nice Honda 125 I just bought you, do a few hot laps around town?’ “Here’s what I wanna say to everyone. You are relying on these people to do something that’s not within human capabilities, which is see red, adrenaline dump, scuffle, pepper spray, have no idea who’s armed and who’s not armed, and not have anybody’s gun go off prematurely.” “That’s what you’re asking. It’s not gonna happen, but not as long as human beings are carrying the gun. So you will get shot. You can go, ‘Well, that’s not right.’ Well, I agree. It’s not right. Absolutely. But stay home. Stay home will be the answer. And then, if you stay home, by the way, then they can just do their f*cking job and that’ll be that like they do in many other municipalities.” “But you guys won’t do that. And then you make these arguments.”

@KevHarlanEffect @grok

Hey @grok, please put Tua Tagovailoa in his next team’s jersey.

Arnold Schwarzenegger on migrants: “When you come to America, you're a guest. And you have to behave like a guest...You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America.”

For once, “Screw your freedom” Arnold Schwarzenegger got it exactly right. It started with a question about the LA riots. But what followed was not the response anyone expected. He demanded RESPECT for America. And what happened next went beyond politics. He told foreigners point blank: if they want to come to America and use our resources, they need to be on their best behavior and “give something back.” The hosts were stunned, and the audience erupted in applause. A winning moment you have to see to believe. 🧵 THREAD

When you realise what the israelis have done, so systematically, so coldly, you have to ask why the Americans & the British wanted to be a part of it

Do not hire woke people to work for you.

@TRHLofficial Any parent or doctor who sterilizes a child before they are a consenting adult should go to prison for life

@NnPnemck @redsteeze @JJWatt Bro look like he got kicked outta the Goo Goo Dolls for using too much heroin

@redsteeze @JJWatt Show them your real picture. Don’t be shy, Stephen.

Come drop me then. Let’s see how that goes. I showed up to the rink and the NHL guys that invited me to play with them had a bag of gear for me with this helmet in it. I didn’t choose it. You gonna drop them too? #ToughGuy

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

@xFinn @AdamSchefter Uhh, kinda weird dude…

@AdamSchefter This was 0500am Tuesday morning following the Pitt game. I tweet this to say I admire what it takes to do your job and the dedication you show. You had already taken phone calls, were checking your phone and was typing away on the laptop until we boarded. Work ethic unquestioned

Antonio Brown accused the Bucs of engaging in an “ongoing cover-up.” He said an MRI on his ankle “shows broken bone fragments stuck in my ankle, the ligament torn from the bone, and cartilage loss, which are beyond painful.” Brown said he will undergo ankle surgery.

Serious question since I’m not a dr. If omicron is contagious but not deadly(25,000 cases in Africa with no deaths) why try and control it? Why not let it go and let people get it and develop immunity? Especially for those who won’t get vaccinated? Pls no hate, I’m just curious.

@ryanwhitney6 Ahh yes Garçon I’ll have the country western omelette and a coffee with one cream please.

Oh my god