Aleks

@bitfloorsghost 😂

dear hiring managers, the gap in my resume is because i was working in crypto. i did not go to prison but i understand the confusion.

@HANDIEDAN @OBEYGIANT @beeple @shards_tez This is huge! Congrats

PinUp-Tree at Obey and Resist | @OBEYGIANT x @beeple studios. Thanks for the share @shards_tez ❤️

@omgidrawedit @5tr4n0 Haha it’s been eventful! Hope you have a fantastic birthday weekend ahead 🎉

@AleksInWeb3 @5tr4n0 Thanks Aleks. Hope you are good its been an age?!

It's my BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!... Usually i tell you some nonsense but i'm so old and wise now i'm going to use this one time engagement to tell you about some stuff you might have missed. 1: On Monday i'm part of a group drop called Irreversible curated by the legend @5tr4n0 for Tez dev in Cannes. What's cool about this beyond the obvious is that we are releasing the pieces on a split revenue contract...all artists will get paid equally. It requires some trust and friendship and i'm happy to have found both here over the years. This also means if you are a lurker that's always wanted an OMG work but the thought of supporting me directly makes you want to throw up in your mouth...well now you can support a bunch of peeps too. yippee! 2: #objkt4objkt is back next week (check with @kikanicolela for the dates) One of the truly magical community events on Tezos. It will be my 5th year taking part...YES i will be minting something. 3: I made a Substack to be able to properly place my longer thoughts and ideas as part of my @objktlabs art residency. If you are here still and interested in knowing more of what i'm up to beyond the daily shiiitposting it's a place to look up. Link below and in my link tree in bio. 4: How old am i? DANGEROUSLY close to 40 but not quite there..and no i still haven't figure out where the hell your arms are supposed to go in the bed at night. I really hoped by now they would be unscrew-able and i could chuck them on the floor. Ah well robot body soon enough i'm sure. Anyway wahhhhhh wahhhhh etc

@jconnorholliman @base Good luck!

i'm hiring a head of communications for @base and it is one of the most important roles we are hiring right now 🧵

@gmoneyNFT Taking the bait

testing to see if the bots can get to this post.

@0xQuit The hurdles you gotta go through to get a mortgage when you’re not typical 9-5 is insane. Finally some good news

this would've absolutely changed the game when I was house hunting. The lengths I had to go to get a mortgage with my whole net worth tied up in crypto was insane. Damn near cost me the house.

Get your house and keep your crypto. Crypto-backed mortgages are here - increasing access to homeownership for millions of Americans. Buy a home without converting your portfolio by using BTC or USDC as collateral for your down payment. Offered by Better, powered by Coinbase.

@paskal_navi Quality badge right there 🟪

new badge - who dis?

@Smokey_ Congrats! Love seeing Ws like this

It’s official My wife and I have bought a home. The American dream has been achieved.

@bitfloorsghost Lmao true

your parents built wealth not because they were financially disciplined but because there was no button on their phone that could convert retirement savings into a token called fartcoin at 3am

@vsntoken @Bitpanda_global @Optimism Visionary

We are opening the gates for Europe’s biggest institutions to join the global onchain economy. Together with @Bitpanda_global and @Optimism, we are building Vision Chain on the OP Stack to bridge the gap between traditional finance and the global onchain economy. By merging Ethereum-level openness with a framework built for Europe’s regulatory reality, we are giving institutions a public blockchain they can actually use. Official Press Release: blog.vision.now/visionchain-pr…

This trend is going to continue exponentially in 2026 now you don’t even need engineers to make apps.

@RiddlerNFT This will be an adventure you’ll look back on and be glad you took

Decided to pull my kids out of school and trial home schooling next week before making our decision for next year So we’re hiring a camper van and taking a trip across Europe We will be travelling across Portugal, Spain, France & Italy, stopping off in places like Valencia, Monaco, Milan, Venice & Rome The kids will be learning not just from books but from real life experiences such as going inside a volcano, visiting the Colosseum & Pompeii and climbing the leaning tower of Pisa Not sure if we will last nearly 3 weeks in a camper van with a family of 5 but we are going to give it a try 😅 If anyone has any recommendations for our route, please let me know

@paskal_navi @krakenfx Congrats!!

HERE WE GO: Ivan Paskar to @krakenfx as Head of Emerging Markets Growth New title. New Slack. New set of markets nobody else knows how to touch all at once. Watch us doing more than you can expect in 2026. The plan: do the thing AI genuinely can’t do yet, at a company actually worth doing it for. I’ll hold the line until AI does it better and make a difference on a global level. Excited to make a difference and appreciate a trust from @mayurgupta77 @Lou_Frang @arjunsethi @DavidLRipley and the rest of the strong team!

@harvey_rayner Have a good experience!!

Arrived in Hong Kong this morning. Convention Center hosting Art Basel is huuuge!

@AlexOnchain That’s cute

guys I got this little cloud lamp with legs

@Plumferno Good luck!

Just got done with second interview - I expect a third/final before the week is out. It's looking good, folks! The ONLY caveat to this position is that it's "off hours", but we all gotta make sacrifices in times of need to keep our kids fed and with a roof over their heads.

@beijingdou Agreed

Polymarket hit a home run with this partnership.

@Smokey_ Congrats!!

It’s official My wife and I will be having a baby girl in August.