Ameed (‎הַשֵּׁם) Hashmi

@KettlebellDan Or use monellin

WAIT! hold up! before you put that healthy “natural Stevia” in the raw in your coffee and think it’s guilt free take a closer look 👀 the first ingredient is obviously Stevia right? WRONG you got tricked! It’s Dextrose 😈 Which is basically glucose. It spikes your blood sugar levels, can cause GI issues, mess with your electrolyte levels, and can lead to obesity since it’s quickly stored in your body as fat Next time just drink your coffee black like a man or mix in a little honey if you must Your body will thank you later

@ConejoCapital Spike peptides 😉

they need to make a peptide that you can snort and use it to get immediate energy that last about 20-30 minutes then leaves you a good happy buzz for the next few hours. ideally white and in powder form

Single molecule to the rescue

Alright, how to become an astrobiologist?

@amasad @zhenthebuilder @deepseek_ai @Replit These pranks are the reason for Amjad’s receding hairline. 😂

@zhenthebuilder @deepseek_ai @Replit Dude

I’m joining the Agent Core team in @deepseek_ai to build the next generation of coding agents with the best open-source model. Building @Replit Agent has been fun, but I’ve always wanted to build agent entirely in typescript. My new team at DeepSeek will work on a next gen agent conductor with a built-in buddy system. The world need better open sourced model and open sourced agents.

@nimivashi15 Wohooo

🚀 Second O1 visa approved — 15 days. One shot. Zero RFEs. This time it is to build my own company. Super late to post this (been 100% heads-down building my deep tech company for months), but this win is too big to stay quiet. O1 transfer petition is a massive filing as exhaustive as the original including all fresh reference letters. My first O1 visa? Approved in 3 days, also zero RFEs. Immigrant founders trying to build in America : US immigration is your number one priority. Not the product. Not the pitch deck. Immigration. I started shaping my extraordinary ability profile back in 2020 - five ears ago — before I even had a company. Treated it like a science experiment: studied every successful O1 petition, built my own protocol. Got questions? Drop them in the replies. I will try to answer every single one. And now onto building the Biomanufacturing powerhouse of America 🧬🚀💊.

@beffjezos 10^10 peptides

we need 10,000x more AI doing bio/acc research

@matiroy Jalapeño POPPERs

"The Beginning of Infinity" is such a nice, poetic way to encapsulate the ambition for immortality (haven't read the book, just saw the title)

@anshulkundaje Had the bone spurs

The first library named after a moron who appears to have spent as much time away from a library as possible.

@bradflora @samuel_spitz Ho ho ho

@samuel_spitz You don’t become a pirate for the status. You do it… because you’re a pirate.

Most people I see moving to SF to “be a founder” seem to be doing so purely for ego and status They don’t realize that raising $1-4M for a stupid idea is quickly becoming low status The average OpenAI employee is clearly higher status than the average YC founder

Low Entropy

@beffjezos Tucking in your cofounder and sharing the peptide fridge leads to low entropy

If you're not tucking in your co-founder at night and sharing peptide fridges you're NGMI

@xAviation @rookisaacman DNA, Protein and Lipid

Name a better trio, I’ll wait!

@dflieb @vivianmshen Drink redbull

@vivianmshen I want two pairs of wings!

yes, just no more falcon doors please

@CMS_Flash @grok congrats on ARC-AGI-3 performance

Look at Grok congratulating itself 😆.

@ArashVahdat Are you also looking for any wetlab expertimentalists to help your team?

🚨 We’re Hiring in Generative AI for Biomolecular Design! 🧬🤖 We’re looking for Research Scientists working on biomolecular design, including small molecules, proteins, RNA, and molecular dynamics. Join us to help shape the next generation of AI-driven discovery, expanding our frameworks (e.g., Proteina-Complexa, La-Proteina, ReaSyn, and GenMol) to new domains and problems. If you’re excited about pushing the frontier of generative AI for biology and chemistry, we’d love to hear from you. 🔗 Apply: nvidia.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/NVIDIAEx… 🌐 Group page: research.nvidia.com/labs/genair/

@aliansarinik Would love to see them robots pipette in a biology lab

the micro1 robotics lab: real world data for intelligent models that co-exist in the physical world. we’re in-the-wild across 75 countries in 6,000+ unique environments collecting data. diverse movements, objects, and settings. the future of AI is as human as you can imagine. join us to start training robots today (link in comments).

@MichaelPoli6 @RadicalNumerics Would love to help on your biosecurity mission. Rapid design of biosensors for real time threat mitigations.

We're growing rapidly at @RadicalNumerics and scaling our core teams. Join us in building the next generation of scientific world models. We're hiring across a few roles, each with significant ownership and cross-functional scope: - Member of Technical Staff, Post-Training - Member of Technical Staff, Infrastructure and Training Systems - Member of Technical Staff, Pretraining Science - Member of Technical Staff, AI Bio - Member of Technical Staff, Biosecurity Our technology brings together numerics, systems engineering, and architecture design to tackle large-scale pretraining on scientific data. Our blogs (see below) give a flavor of the work. We believe that advancing capabilities must go hand-in-hand with advancing safety and biosecurity. The same systems that design biology must also help defend against it. Ping me or others in the team if you'd like to learn more. job-boards.greenhouse.io/radicalnumerics

@skeptrune 😂😂😂

this is the video i see in my head every time i make "issues" in the "project board" at work. i truly wish i never saw it

Beware the Ides of March!