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@StandardKenya Meant for export, yet there's fuel shortage in the country. THE IRONY!! Ama mafuta iko kwa wingi. Artificial shortage?

Police in Eldoret are holding a fuel tanker after its driver allegedly siphoned fuel worth more than Sh2 million before abandoning the vehicle in Uasin Gishu County, with DCI boss Daniel Muleli saying the consignment meant for export was reportedly sold after the driver went missing from the Eldoret depot. Photo:Peter Ochieng

@Itswambuaa Ukifanya job Westlands na hutaki kuspend 10k per month, enda Kosovo😅. It'll reduce your expenditure by less than half.

Ukifanya job Westlands na ukose kubeba packed food, in a month utajipata ume spend 10k on lunch. Tough times🙂

@shavnyuy So it's safe to say that the damage done in 2 weeks goes with the technology used centuries ago? While the one that requires annual maintenance still has the technology intact, with the added advantage of bringing people together? One was clearly built for humanity's sake.

This is what 3,000 years of brick refinement looks like. From the Chogha Zanbil Ziggurat built in 1250 BC, to the 1,400-year-old Jameh Mosque of Isfahan, Iran didn’t just build with brick. They mastered it over millennia, developing domes and vaults that influenced architecture from India to Spain. Djenné needs annual replastering to survive. These structures need nothing but time. That’s the gap Africa has to close. And now, UNESCO confirmed the Jameh Mosque was damaged by US-Israeli strikes in 2026. 14 centuries survived. Damaged in weeks. 📍 Chogha Zanbil Ziggurat & Jameh Mosque, Isfahan, Iran 📷 Hamid Fazel

@spacesocietyke Science kitu gani. Majordistraction from the major global thing going on. Yues must save face.

🥹 Amerix seems to be one of the few influential voices who actually believes in science, while many others are drifting toward pseudoscience and calling everything "staged". Hopefully, that changes in the coming days, there’s still some hope after all...?

@thepharmwriter @BarackObama @NASA Distraction from the war. Nothing else!

@BarackObama @NASA It's truly amazing and I'm glad it was a successful move. I'm intrigued to learn more about what comes out of this and what it means for all of humanity.

It was inspiring to watch the Artemis II launch yesterday — @NASA’s first crewed mission around the moon since 1972. Our space program has always captured an essential part of what it means to reach beyond what we thought was possible, and I hope the four brave astronauts on this mission will inspire a new generation to follow in their footsteps.

@KE_MrBlack Admission number.

Ni kitu gani uliingia nayo form 1 na ukatoka nayo ukiwa form 4?

@KE_MrBlack 'Are you so and so from x school? We were both in x dorm.' Endeleeni kupeana tiny details, making it easier for people to build precise profiles about you. Anyway, we had houses, not dorms.

What was the name of the dorm you used to sleep in back in high school? 😂😂

@Ggkinyanjui @polo_kimanii National duties😂, you say? Kama inainvolve kuwa kadi, then standards zimeongezeka pia.

@polo_kimanii Its seems i skiped some classes.Kwani nini inafaa kuwa kwa mlango kama sio curtain?Anyway ata mimi standards zangu ziko top notch.. i just compeleted my silver apartment project..Rain will be clapping for me while am performing my national duties ..Can't wait!

Please ladies if you dont have a car dont bother to DM me. I have dealt with high value women before and my standards cannot go any lower. Also if you know you have a curtain on your door,avoid me too. Its giving poverty

@ignyharaz2 Everything looks good on paper until it is implemented. Do your feasibility studies and then get to work to get the actual results. Either way, a calm sea does not make a good sailor. This is where determination sets you aside.

A good petrol station at a prime location should be selling between 20k to 40k litres of fuel( petrol+ diesel). , say approximately 300 cars and nduthis Na they get a profit of around 5- 7 bob per litre. Huyu ona a good side ako na over 100k from the sell of fuel alone. Ukichapa per month anabag close to Ksh. 3M. Na most petrol station don't make money from the fuel alone Kuna gas, lubricants, tyres , car wash , na pia garage iko hapo. Then monthly hawana too much expenses, just the workers wenye wako below 15k na ni kama 30 in total. Rent for land lease plus say set ups.. Hapa you'll chew good Bora KeNHA wakuewekee u turn ama interchange hapo kwa highway. But don't think it works as stated here please.

@amerix Your authenticity irritates the person who is pretending, key takeaway.

When you intentionally stand out, you become a target for hostility. People silently dislike you not because you are arrogant but because you have refused to be submissive to their expectations. They want you to: • Stay humble but not too confident • Be ambitious but not too successful • Speak your mind, but not too boldly • Blend in but don't shine too brightly However, when you break these expectations, people become uneasy with you, they become hostile because you have opened their deep-rooted wounds. Your authenticity irritates the person who spends his life pretending. People don't hate who you are, they hate what they assume you represent in their heads. They might decide that you are selfish, when you are just independent, Or, you are manipulative when you are just observant, Or, you are arrogant when you are just focused. When people cannot read you, they project their fears onto you.

@ometo_Bryson @StandardKenya The 'allegedly' there is for the people who did the act.😂

@StandardKenya What is allegedly demolished? 🤣🤣🤣 Did they demolish or not

An aerial view of demolished public toilets next to the Kenya National Archives along Moi Avenue. Traders and shoe shiners are counting losses after officers attached to the Nairobi City County allegedly demolished the building in the early hours of the morning on March 21, 2026. Photos by Kanyiri Wahito.

@KWPFIVE Kam tuanzishe church yetu.

Pastors wengi wanakuanga wamesoma, kuchambua bible, because the way its written, its not exactly what it means,but they already know this. They keep it to themselves. They know those verses don't mean how they sound. 🤗🤗🤗. I've decoded some for you already those who cared to look. You already know that the bible is a very coded book. You think you understand it but you don't. You need help to understand the deeper meaning.

Kama weh ni pastor sahi, anza kuinvest mapema,ingia safaricom ubuy shares 😂😂😂. Because in 2027 Nakwambia, watu wengi watakua wamechoka, Gen z majority already ata hawaendangi church. Or for once, just for once, tell the people the truth about where God is, tell people who they're at their core and that they have being praising and worshipping something else entirely instead of themselves. 😎😎😎

@Ahmed_hassan_za I wonder how this history will be rewritten to make the US emerge victorious since the war began on Feb 28 2026.

Iran must stop embarrassing America in front of the world. America declares the Strait of Hormuz open, and you sink an American oil tanker and bomb an aircraft carrier. America claims you're hiding underground, and then you emerge, walking in the street. They threaten to invade you by land, and you respond with smiles, "We're waiting for them." They bomb your oil fields, and the price of oil rises in their country. Every day, they declare victory, and every day, they suffer defeat ✋️ stop playing them. This isn't a game; it's war 🫡

@OnoriodeEd99634 @DemetriusRO6 At the end of the day, distractions exist to derail you from your journey. The truth is merely a perspective, of which everyone has theirs.

@DemetriusRO6 It's crazy how y'all talking about all this crazy distractions instead of focussing on your own journey

Attention Sons and Daughters of life longing itself If you thought the Epstein files were crazy, Wait until you realize that Dinosaurs never existed Oil is not a fossil fuel, That life exists beyond the ice wall, Free energy has been suppressed, There was a major timeline reset starting around 1776 And there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth. Wake up!!!

@md_deepesh The worst enemy is not the one who does not fear death. It's the one who thinks his death will bring back God or some sort of change. The war we fight today is better than the peace we will enjoy tomorrow.

Iran is on a Suicide Mission. Trump is on a TACO Mission. US killed Ali Khamenei. They thought the system would collapse. It didn't. It never was going to. America made the oldest mistake in geopolitics. They confused the face with the foundation. Iran is not one entity. It is two. The Iranian government runs Iran. The IRGC, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, runs the Islamic revolution. The government cares about Iran as a nation. The IRGC does not. If Iran splits into three, five, seven pieces, the IRGC is okay with that. As long as the Islamic Revolution survives. That is where their loyalty ends and begins. Now Mojtaba Khamenei holds the power. Ali's son. Raised inside IRGC ideology. Not a diplomat. Not a politician. A true believer. He believes in the return of the 12th Imam. The Hidden Imam. Vanished in 874 CE. Waiting. The IRGC believes destroying Israel is a prerequisite. Their hadith says the Jewish state must fall before the Mahdi returns. This is not metaphor. This is military doctrine dressed as theology. They are not fighting a war. They are preparing the ground for Armageddon. A man who will not hesitate. The Quran told them death is not death. "Do not think of those killed in Allah's cause as dead. They are alive." Surah 3:169. That is not poetry to the IRGC. That is operating doctrine. US bombed Iran's infrastructure. They expected surrender. They got aggression. Because the real Iran is underground. Missile cities buried beneath the desert. Entire command systems beneath the earth. You cannot bomb what you cannot see. Hormuz Strait. Still controlled by Iran. After everything. Every strike. Every sanction. Every threat. Iran controls the throat of global oil. That is not a military failure. That is a leadership catastrophe. Trump walked in like he was closing a real estate deal. He got a war he doesn't know how to exit. And a bill he doesn't know how to pay. Watch the next two weeks. Tel Aviv is not sleeping easy. One side is dying for a revolution. The other is tweeting about it. The worst enemy is not the one who fears death. It is the one who believes his death brings God back to earth.

@Shadaya_Knight What's what?

The Iranian women's football team has asked for asylum in Australia as they fear for their lives They refused to sing their country's national anthem during their match with Australia. And to bow down a moment of silence for the death of the Supreme leader Their stance is based on how their country treats women. They say they will be punished should they return to Iran. Trump has offered them asylum in the US They will live normal lives, not be obligated to cover up their bodies, they can be semi nude, party, dance, have lots of causal sex, open Only Fans Lesson: Women are never loyal, they will betray even their own country for their selfish desires. Remember, Ukrainian women sleeping with Russian men who are trying to conquer their country

@abuyamasta @DCI_Kenya There's you Ak

@abuyamasta Hiyo Kalashnikov ni ile @DCI_Kenya wameweka leo from that guy who was arrested for multiple robberies in Ntanza.

Wah, wamenitolea mpaka Ak47!

@polo_kimanii @polo_kimanii uko on point hapo. I'll let the video do the talking.

I am certain the responsible security networks are well aware of the boda criminals harassing citizens even in broad daylight,where they live,where they will be tomorrow,who is leading what crew and so on. They know! But The issue is that the head of this problem is William Ruto. This isnt a problem that existed,its a problem that is being created. So that in the next few weeks he will say he is creating a force to deal with the insecurity. And they’ll kill a few of them,and the rest will just go underground. And then William Ruto will say I have brought peace,Vote for me again Remember,The same BodaBodas were hired during our Maandamano as “government goons” to counter protesters. William Ruto has failed to solve real problems and resolved to theatrics and Innuedos to make himself look like hes doing something. Kamateni hii mtu mrushe kamiti mara moja,Hes been nothing but a waste of our time

@amerix Adi sijui - I don't even know/ I still don't know Adi nimeona - I have even seen/ I have still seen Adi amekuja - He has even come/He has still come Adi anangoja - He is even waiting/ he is still waiting. Might sound the same, but context matters.

"Adi sijui," "Adi nimeona," "Adi amekuja," "Adi anangoja," What is this 'adi' that Gen Alpha and Gen Z keep marinating in their sentences?