🏆 The Attack Sheet (TAS Stormblessed)

@kyleshitts @TexasHookem22 @himothy6969 @HoopsOnlyGump Just a different standard at Texas. There’s only one ring we want

@theprophecc Shitty progrums

Texas doesn’t need 2 wnba teams but whatever

@Still_Not_Ted Let’s go! Two thots: where’s the nearest pluckers and tell me room in the back for a stone and a CHARCOAL grill

In some excited personal news, offer on a new build 5bed/4bath home has been extended and accepted

@BarstoolHubbs Are you damarted? They all have buyouts

So contracts actually mean nothing

@CFBTalkDaily Fletcher?

My top 10 running backs going into 2026 1. Ahmad Hardy, MIZ 2. Kewan Lacy, Ole Miss 3. Antwan Raymond, RU 4. LJ Martin. BYU 5. Desean Bishop, Tenn 6. Jaden Baugh, UF 7. Cam Cook, WVU 8. Raleek Brown, Texas 9. Isaac Brown, LOU 10. Wayne Knight, UCLA

@Big_Yeti_42069 Reading the book right now. Pretty good #illiterateyeti

Project hail mary was fairly steez. 7.5/10. Dragged a little in the end.

#rovatings idk how you even flip the big body on a straight road like this. Legend

@shulkjowhit @MylesEhrlich It’s a championship franchise. Four rings for the comets. Last place lol

@AttackSheet @MylesEhrlich I hope the team is in last place for fifty years, and I hope the rockets never win another game

I have lots of thoughts about how the Sun ended up in Houston, none of them good. While I’m glad those fans are getting a franchise back, I hate that it’s at the expense of New Englanders, and that the Mohegan tribe was seemingly strong-armed into giving an NBA owner priority.

@TheAthletic Speef is the face of golf

There’s no athlete more difficult for the American public to quit than Tiger Woods. However, he is a 50-year-old man who clearly continues to struggle. It might be fair to ask if he remains the correct face for a new-look PGA Tour being built from the beginning.

@Return_Of_RB @JeffNadu Man of honor #respekt

We all have Everyday struggles. The last comment was out of line, way out of line and in a fit of rage I vow to never have again. Apologies to @JeffNadu deeply. See you in the fall.

@Chandler_Rome are we gonna win a game this year?

@rushthecourt He’s playing on Duke. Of course he has good players around him

Might there be a player who ends up with an NBA All-Star appearance or two more than Cameron Boozer? Yes, perhaps. Will there be a rookie next season with a better winning pedigree than Cameron Boozer? Nope, not close.

I can’t wait to tell a WNBA fan they can’t talk to me because my favorite team has 4 championships and their’s does not.

@PGATOURComms If shoot 69 with these hole locations

Hole locations for the third round of the Texas Children’s Houston Open

@Daniel_Rapaport Are you crying, dawg?

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

@NoHedgeHarry @Big_Yeti_42069 Old man yeti waking up in the middle of the night to piss #bladder

@Big_Yeti_42069 Lmao Can’t believe I missed this. 10/10 tweet

Took a piss in the dark half awake in the middle of the night last night and apparently i just pissed all over the bathroom floor. Broad stepped in it to start her morning #yetitings

@Big_Yeti_42069 He’s off the percs! You ain’t bout that life

Amateur cant even drunk drive his rova

@AttackSheet Foster had surgery!

Crazy: Three weeks after breaking his foot, Caleb Foster checks into the Sweet 16 and throws a successful lob. How?!

@GayTiger535 @NOVAxRANGERx @edpechie @alexaphilippou Fertitta didn’t own the comets last time dummy

@AttackSheet @NOVAxRANGERx @edpechie @alexaphilippou Who’s to say another recession isn’t coming? And will the nba owners who abandoned the league last time do the same?

BREAKING: The Connecticut Sun is being sold to the Fertitta family to bring the WNBA back to Houston, sources confirmed to ESPN The team was sold for $300 million, sources said. Team will play final season in CT in '26 before relocation. The Comets are back.